Chappy 10: Closets + Ciel Equals bad

Dex, Maylu, and Yai glanced over at the yawing Dr. with uneasyness.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" questoned Dex uneasly.
"I'm not associated in this you know." Maylu said in a matter of fact way.
"Yes it will," muttered Yai. "WE are going to save here! It makes sense to save her. After all, what type of person would carry a SWORD if they weren't kiddnappers?"
All of them nodding, the quickly went over towards Ciel. Dex straightened upwards and sighed as he felt sweat from embarassement fall down his back. She is pretty... Man! Why is it that burglers and other bad guys get to have the hot chicks?
Mmm... what's for dinner anyways. I'm hungry.
Oh! I know! I'll challenge Lan for a NetBattle! He should still be tired from today... Easy picking... hehe...
...Aww man.. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito...
Looking back up, Dex nudged Yai to do her part of the talking.
"Ahem..." said Yai with clarity. "Ms. Dr. Ciel?"
Ciel looked up at Yai with confusion. "Yes?"
"Well... you see... we were wondering if you would like to spend the rest of the day here insdtead of going back towards the school. Afterwards, I can go and ask some of my butlers to go and take you home somewhere!"
Dex saw Ciel give a nerveous look to Yai. "Well... I kindda need to stay around Zero... And I thank you for your offer to my... home area, but I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to get there..."
Dex opened his mouth, then closed it. My godd! The kiddnapper has her hypnotized or something! She probebly got brainwashed to stay near that.. brutte for... EVER! Don't worry beautous! Dex will save you! I'll do it for nothing in return!
Except maybe a kiss. Oh, and a phone number. And maybe a couple of dates when I'm older. That wouldn't hurt. Yup. Now... where was I...?
Going back into reality, Dex tried to talk to Maylu and Yai.
"Guys, she is going to go back to the murder-in-school!"
Yai talked to Dex nervously. "We have to save her, despite the captor-captive relationships that happen all the time!"
Maylu clenched her hands in worried fists and covered her mouth. "But how? The invite her over plan didn't quite work!"
Dex and Yai looked at each other. "Plan Beta time..."
Maylu looked confused. "Plan...Beta?"
Yai looked at Maylu. "We knew you wouldn't like this idea at all, so we didn't tell you what Plan Beta was."
"Plan... Beta?" Maylu said, this time with satireistics. "Beta?"
"Dex named it." said Yai pointing at him.
"And what is this Plan Beta?"
Dex welled up with pride. It was HIS plan after all. "It's simple really...

1) Get Ciel, by all of us, by her hands.
2) Put her in Yai's upstairs closet.
3) Make Glide lock all of the locks electroncialy.
4) Go off to school.
and
5) Act like we did nothing!
After all ideas from 1-5 are done, call the police and they'll arrest the kiddnapper!"

Maylu looked at Dex rather wierdly. "You expect up to go and lock a PERSON in the CLOSET?"
Yai nodded. "Think about it. This house is safe proff! NO ONE can enter in!"
Maylu stared in shock. "You... guys are crazy!"
Dex lifted his hand up high. "Hah! I betcha LAN wouldn't have thought of this!"
Dex saw Maylu crawl away. "I'm going back to school. I have NOTHING to do with this..."
Quickly, Dex saw as Maylu left with Ciel looking at her.
"Is it time to leave allready?" questioned Ciel.
"Ahhh... no!" said Dex nervously.
Yai nodded. "We got some... thing -yah, thing!- we want to show you!"
Ciel blankly stared back. "A thing?"
"Yes!" they both responded.
Sighing, Dex and Yai "forced" Ciel to go upsatirs. Quickly, the went over towards Yai's room.
"It's in the closet. It's the newest computer with minor holographic technology." muttered Yai.
"REALLY!" said Ciel.
"Yah, just look in the very back!" Dex said.
She was about to go in, when the Ciel girl stopped. Dex began to get really nervous. "There is no computer in here..." she said suspiciously.
"Ahhh! PUSH!" Dex yelled towards Yai.
Caught by surprise, they pushed Ciel into the closet. Quickly, Yai took her PET and locked it. With a reasounding click, the closet was looked with Ciel inside.
"HEY! GET ME OUT!"
"Dont' worry!" yelled Dex as he and Yai were leaving the room to go to school. "We are saving you from your kiddnapper!"
"WHAT!"
"Then you'll be free!" said Yai down the stairs. "Don't worry, that 'Zero' will be under extreme justice!"
"GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!"
With the closing of the door, Yai and Dex looked at each other with sighs. They were outside allready and were ready to go and learn some more. (At least Yai was. Dex was hoping to back home.)
"Poor girl. It seems that she WANTS to stay kiddnapped."
"Maybe she's just afraid that that Zero dude will go find her."
"Ha." said Dex. "No one can enter your house Yai by force!"
"Thats' right! its even earthquake proof!"
Nodding off in agreement, the left the area...

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((Chapter 10 1/2: Fehize's Quide to Mexican Food from Cow and Other Comments))

Hey yah everyone! Fehize here! Know, I guess it's time to go and do the traditional read the reviews and add my own commets time! (If you read this and commented, good. You might be next up!)
Now... some jiberish...
Ahem...
Earthpaw: yay! new chapter! but that part you said about the beef tounge and other stuff llike that was GROSS!
Me: Eh, I LOVE barbaqoa. It's good! Cow diaphram is good too! (In case you dont know what a diaphram is, its the part that is right under the lungs that help cows breath) ESPECIALLY grilled in a Barbeque. Did you know they made people eat triepas, cow diaphram, and barbaquoa on Fear Factor? MAN, that created lots of laughs in my family cuase we eat that stuff EVEY weekend. (Except for trientas. Bleh. Thats stuff even I wouldn't eat.) Technicaly, it ain't beef, but oh well.
((WHAT COMING NEXT IS CONSIDERD "GROSS" TO MOST PPL (UNLESS YOU LIKE WHAT I EAT)!))
Ahem, barbaqoa is taken from the head of the cow. Here is how to make barbeqoa down here...:

1)Dig a hole.
2) Fill hole with embers and ashes and other leftover coal stuff. (Make sure there is still a glow and heat coming from it.)
3) Put cow head (rid of brain 'n bones + teeth) in pot with lid.
4) Put pot in hole.
5) Cover hole with a piece of wood.
6) Make it sit and cook for TWELVE hours (overnight).
7) Wake up in the morning, take pot out.
8) Serve.
(( Step Eight 'n a half. Pray. Thats right. Pray. The chances of you gettin mad cow is higher than normal cause you are EATING the head. Personally, I dont really care. The odds still aint' high! ))

Its REALLY good! In fact, its so good that I wish I had some right now -hungry while typing- Mmm...But the thing is, it's only on Sundays cause it take such a LONG time to cook.
Now for cow diaphram is considered to be the bast of all the meat from the cow. I think its better than steak, better than burgers... Better than barbequoa! (o.O) Mmm... Though it doesn't take as long, it take prep time as well. They sell premade diaphram strips in the store. You stick it on a BBQ pit (grills make it taste NASTY), cook for a couple of min to an hour, then serve.
It is commenly called fajita.
Yes, FAJITA! YAHHHHHHHHHH! DA BEST MEXICAN FOOD EVAAAA! It goes good with Spanish rice, mmmmmm... and/or drinks of your choice. Its greasy as well!
Now... MOST of you have probebly heard of fajita. Most of you probebly ate at Taco Bell for fajita tacos...

Let me say the blunt truth. Taco Bell ain't no Mexican store and those are NOT tacos!
They are oil filled, fried wrong MESSED-UP microwave JUNK that they are trying to sell to the unsupecting costumer!
That's why they aren't any Tacos Bells in service down here. El Pato is much better and cheeper. lol

Uhh... fin of Fehize's random rants. You can continue with the storyline now...

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Chappy 10 1/2: The OFFICAL Chappy 10 1/2
(aka Ciel + Closet Equals OMFG REALLLLLY Bad)

Ciel tried to bang open the closet door with her hands. However, it didn't work quite as she hoped it did. In fact, not all all...
Detrermined, she assorted her situation. She just HAD to go back towards Zero. Otherwise, if he SOMEHOW manages to find a way back to their PROPER realm, she would go too. The odds are low, but they are still there... she thought with immediant sighness. Looking at the door, she debated weither the kids were on redelin or something. Lock her is a CLOSET?
Bringing her anger down, she attempted to kick the door down. No avil to her.
Next came forcing it open with her body weight. Also no avil.
NEXT came anger. LOTS of anger.
All that was accomplished was a couple of scrapes on the door, but nothing else.
FINALLY, Ciel decided to do a headthonk in rashness.
Ended with a headache.
Allright Ciel. Calm down... Assort your options. Think of it as "Master X" keeping ME hostage in Neo Acardia...
Man, those were (censored) times.
Ciel walked over towards the lock and looked at it.
She smiled.
Ohh... The locks that are holding the door together are VERY chepply programed. Nothing a little hacking can't do...

Chappy 11 - .0000000000001: In Which Glide Goes BOOM

The unsuspecting Glide got deleted today,
When taking on a wierd program of mysterious decay.
Glide went over towards the program,
To see what it was...
BOOM!
...
Glide was never more...
(Until Yai restored him after school)
And THAT is how Ciel got out of the closet and the house.