Now that Sandpaw's dead, I hope that Spottedleaf will die as well. Or maybe she's just too much of a Mary Sou. Oh well.
After four characters had already died, Julluspaw couldn't take it anymore. Something had to be done to stop Jonarstar from killing every cat one after the other. Because of this, Julluspaw gathered the other surviving apprentices for a meeting at the Sandy Hollow, where hopefully no one would notice them.
Firepaw continued to have panic attacks, remembering the awful moment when Jonarstar decapitated Sandpaw.
"Relax, Firepaw, it'll be okay -"
"YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SO YOU CAN BRIBE ME INTO F*CK*NG YOU!" Firepaw scream-meowed. This was already described, so I'm not going to say it again. Julluspaw narrowed his eyes at me.
"Shut the f*ck up, narrator! Shut the f*ck*ng f*ck up, or I'll stick your d*ck up your f*ck*ng *ss-hole!"
"Okay, okay!" I backed away.
Julluspaw moved on with the conversation, as if nothing ever happened. "Anyways, what are we going to do to get rid of Jonarstar?"
Graypaw rolled his eyes. "Well I don't f*ck*ng care what Jonarstar does. It's not like he's going to kill me."
Julluspaw thought back to the few things that Ravenpaw mentioned when he was still alive, as Graypaw and Firepaw bickered. Tigerclaw killed Redtail. WindClan has been driven away. You need to figure out how to get Firepaw to be banished as soon as possible.
"Wait, can you repeat that one again?" I asked Julluspaw.
"Which one?"
"The second one."
"Oh, okay." WindClan has been driven away. Finally, Julluspaw remembered his comment about Brokenstar. I'm guessing it was done by some evil dictator called Brokenstar. If you didn't know, I've read the entire last chapter of Into the Wild.
"Dustpaw, Graypaw, stop arguing!" Julluspaw yowled.
"Okay, we're listening." The two cats answered. Firepaw seemed to be completely unaware of anything that was happening.
Julluspaw began his speech, as I sat down with my popcorn, ready for something mildly entertaining. "Remember Brokenstar, from Into the Wild?"
"Yup."
"Sandpaw, is that you?"
"Sorry, I don't know how to read. I spent too many hours f*ck*ng the teacher in primary school."
The apprentices took a step away from Dustpaw with horrified looks.
"Anyways, if we can get Jonarstar to fight ShadowClan and Brokenstar, he could die while thinking he's saving the Clan."
Graypaw seemed to disagree. "But how will we get Jonarstar all the way to ShadowClan territory without getting ourselves killed?"
"Easy." Julluspaw smirked. "We just need a bit of a lure."