A/N: hello people, how are you doing? I'm not fine because I....I had done something terrible....
I had returned to college!!! yes I know what a horrible mistake but I change my career from an engineering to a bachelor or whatever is called in english, anyway here's the chapter and no Pierre it's not dead! He's traveling trough the snow with a female Yeti named EmmaTakuya: I thought it was Loise
me: who cares, it's a Yeti, now enjoy! Or puke or whatever
WARNING: super corny Takumi moment ahead read with caution (also anti Kouzumi moment)
"I'm in the wonderland! How happy I am!" Takuya said hopping like a bunny on a yellow road
"everything is fine! I like chocolate and I like girls" Takuya continued singing and hopping while eating a chocolate bunny ALIVE!
"Takuya?" a sweet voice asked for him
"who call my name? It could be the girl of my dreams?" Takuya asked to himself placing a hand on his forehead to see the girl at the horizon of the yellow road
"Takuya? Are you okay?" the girl said, while Takuya approached to her hopping like a bunny
"of course I'm fine, you're the girl of my dreams!" Takuya said and finally reached the girl at the end of the yellow road, she had blond hair and green emerald eyes, she had a with veil covering her beautiful face
"Takuya?" she said
"yes?" he was about to lift her veil, but this one suddenly turned black her hair becomes black too and her eyes become blue
"I want to slit my wrist!" the raven haired boy said
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!" Takuya screamed
"get off you idiot!" a female but angrier voice said
"aaahhhhhh!" Takuya's screams looked suffocated for a soft place
"I said get off, you're un my breast!" the girl said and punched Takuya off her
"AAAAAAHHHHHhhhh...."Takuya screamed then realized he was dreaming and he was screaming on Zoe's breast, of course that made him blush and the mandatory anime nose-bleed
"you pervert! How dare you!?" Zoe said pressig her foot on Takuya's neck
"Z-Zoe! it....wasn't.....my intention!" Takuya apologize and tried to move Zoe's foot but it was useless
"not your intention!? It wasn't your intention touch my breast and press it against your face like an idiot!?" Zoe demanded an answer pressing her foot more hard on Takuya's neck
"I...um..." Takuya turned red a little and shrugged "they...were soft..." that commentary made Zoe to blush madly and let go Takuya's neck
"*cough* thanks*cough* for let me live" Takuya said trying to stand up
"don't get used to it and much less to touch me again!" Zoe yelled still blushed then she turned to walk to the north
"Zoe wait! Where's the train?" Takuya asked
"can you see it? It's everywhere, it derailed and crashed, we're lucky to be still alive" Zoe answered
"where are you going then?" Takuya asked
"to Santa's house, at least he had a transport to get back to my home" Zoe responded
"wait for me! Don't go alone you'll froze out here!" Takuya catch her
"it is your fault I'm here! If you haven't stormed into my house to kill Santa, who had already give me my presents by the way, I'll be in my home, with my family, eating turkey!" Zoe scolded the brunette
"hey don't scold me like that! Nobody asked you to come, I want my revenge and you had nothing to do with it, in fact you followed me because you want to stop me!" Takuya retorted
"yes I want to stop you because you want to kill my free annual presents, presents I earned for being a good person!" Zoe said
"hey I'm a good person too and he never give me something only coal! And he gives to my little brother all what he wants and he's a pain in the ass!" Takuya said, Zoe stopped a moment and then proceeded to walk again
"maybe he deserve it more than you, I doubt he could be more a pain in the ass than you're are" Zoe
"what!? I'm not a pain in the ass!" Takuya complain
"uh-huh sure" Zoe rolled her eyes, soon the snow storm began to increase it's fury, Zoe embrace herself, she only wear her pajama
"Zoe wait" Takuya said, he unbuttoned his jacket and get off on of his arms, he then cover Zoe with the other half of his jacket, it was a really big jacket. (take that Kouzumi!)
"T-Takuya what are you doing!?" Zoe startled when she feels Takuya's left arm embrace her by her shoulders, she turned red like the blood
"relax Zoe, we can share my jacket it's big enough for the too" Takuya said meeting her eyes with his
"um...t-thank you" Zoe said, then she place her right arm around his waist to be in a more comfortable position, this caused to Takuya to also turn red and tense but he relaxed a bit later and they continued walking through the snow "don't get any ideas Kanabara this is just only to don't die by freezing" Zoe said again (yeah sure Zoe), Takuya didn't replay but he was smiling like he had won the lottery (in fact he win it hypothetically speaking)
in another part of the north pole
inside a cave with a small fire
"what is it hun? Are you afraid of a woman's body?" Yuuko the crazy snowboarder who kidnapped Kouichi asked while she unbuttoned the short haired twin's shirt
"uh well I ah...." Kouichi was red as a tomato, Yuuko who was only in underwear and teased Kouichi sitting on his lap (by the way he was tied on a chair)
"you're a bit shy didn't you? Let me help you a little" Yuuko said and unbuttoned his pants and pulled them to the ground, she discovered a tent
"oh Yuuko? What are you planing?" Kouichi asked nervously
"oh don't be silly, you know what I'm gonna do..." Yuuko was on her knees know
"Y-Yuuko! ah..." Kouichi said and his eyes were turning backwards (I'll stop here this is a rated T)
again in another part of the north pole
"what are we gonna do kid!?" Kouji asked kicking out the wolves that tried to enter the tent
"how the hell I know you're the one who smell like fresh food!" Tommy the spoilage child retorted
the wolves rip off the tent and were about to bite them when a loud gun shot was heard, the wolves ran to the hills in fear (run to the hills!!! Run for your lives!!! *head banging*...ahem...sorry for that)
"are you okay kids?" a creepy voice man asked, tall as tree, fat like a cow and with clown make up
"ah! A clown!" Tommy screamed and hide behind Kouji
"what's the problem kid? It's only a clown...with a hunting rifle" Kouji said
"hehehehehe kids and their fear of clowns, come on kids get on the caravan" the scary unshaved clown waved a hand
"let's go Tommy...c'mon...what's the problem?" Kouji dragged the eight year old kid to the caravan
"NO! They're clowns they're evil!" Tommy tried to yank himself from Kouji's grasp by the time he could he was already in on the wagons, he began to shake
"take it easy kid, they're clowns, they supposed to be funny not scarier" Kouji said trying to calm the kid
"l-l-lies! Why they had those red noses!?" Tommy began to say nonsensical things
"hehehe kids...tell me what were you doing out here?" the tall clown asked
"we were.." Kouji was interrupted by Tommy
"CAMPING! Yeah we were camping out here in the woods" Tommy said, Kouji made a puzzled look but since he didn't know Tommy he decided to follow him in his game
"yeah but those wolves attacked us, thanks to you we're alive mister...." Kouji
"oh but where are my manners? My name is Crackpot at your service" Crackpot the clown introduce himself
"we're Kouji and he's Tommy" Kouji said "but what is doing a circus caravan here?" he asked
"we travel around the world this time we want to go to Santa's village" Crackpot said
"go to Santa's village? Why?" Kouji asked
"don't know, the author of this story couldn't think on something better" Crackpot answer (that author is an idiot....doh!)
"I see..." Kouji
in another part of the north pole
*moan* K-Kouichi!*moan*" Yuuko um...moaned due...um adult's stuff
"oh Yuuko! Grrr gah!" Kouichi roar for some reason and tried to...um...jump over Yuuko but apparently he stuck in the middle of the jump...yeah jumping
"oh oh oh oh yes!" Yuuko (you know what I'm going)
so this is the end of the chapter, I'm tired it's difficult to write with a cat on your arms, Chumina (my cat) get off my arm!
Chumina: meow! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Me: ah Chumina stop!
Chumina: MEEEEEEOOOW! FU FU!
Me: ah! Please review! Only few chapters left!