So, so long since I actually wrote some more. Oooh, close to the end here! We're going to have Marluxia amount of chapters so that I can work on some other things. So, this is the last chapter before the 'Bumblebee has a baby' chapter.

Disclaimer: Had I owned TF, I wouldn't be writing this, would I? Didn't think so.

Pairing: Megatron/Sam

Prompt: Kinky

"So, uh...wow, I mean, just...wow." Mikaela looked between the boy and the giant robot, a few times, then looked away from them, unsure of what to do. Ratchet, the ever curious medic, spoke next.

"Unexpected, certainly, but there is nothing we can do about it."

"What do you mean, 'nothing we can do about it'?" Ironhide pulled out his guns, aiming them directly at Megatron' open spark chamber. "All we've got to do is hit 'im and then--"

"No!" This was shouted simultaneously by Ratchet and Sam, the former grabbing Ironhide's arms and forcing them down, the latter quickly running away from Ratchet and running up Megatron's leg, eventually ending up quite close to his spark chamber. "You idiot," the medic hissed, glaring at Ironhide; said black mech shrank back as much as Ratchet's grip allowed him to. "If you kill one, you kill the other, and I don't think that you want to kill Sam, right, braniac?" Ironhide shook his head fearfully, afraid to upset the medic in some way. "Good. Now put your cannons away, lest I have to do it for you." Ironhide nodded once more, quickly putting his weapons away and putting his arms behind his back.

Satisfied that Ironhide wouldn't try and shoot anybody (the objects behind him, however, could possibly be doomed), Ratchet turned back to the human and the mostly-paralyzed mech he was currently on, both of their ocular organs half closed at the pleasure of being so close to their unintended sparkmate. "Well now, what are we going to do with you two?"

"How about you fix the rest of my body so I can leave here with my Sparkmate in tow, no matter how disgusting he is," the large silver mech grumbled, although his spark had puled brighter for a little bit when he had said "Sparkmate".

"As much as I know you would probably like to hold him," here Megatron growled, glaring at Ratchet, while Sam blushed a little bit, "we cannot take that chance, not until we can be sure that Megatron won't try anything."

"I still say we should torture him," Ironhide grumbled, crossing his arms and glaring at the Decepticon leader.

Ratchet sighed, massing some neuro wires above his optics. "Don't you remember that any pain one Sparkmate feels, the other will feel it too?" He smacked the weapons expert upside the head, then went back to massaging the wires. "We'll figure this out when Optimus and Bumblebee get back. Right now, we'll just leave you two alone to get used to being Sparkmates. Come along, both of you," were the final words the medic said before leaving the room, followed by a sulking Ironhide. Mikaela gave them one last glance, a nervous smile, and said "Well, hopefully this will work out," before following Ratchet and Ironhide out of the room.

Left alone in the room and still resting on Megatron, Sam did a one-eighty and looked up at him, resting his hands on some of Megatron's chest plating and his chin on his hands. Megatron looked down at him, a brow ridge raised ; Sam smiled. "Exactly what are you smiling at, fleshbag?"

"Oh, nothing really; just thinking that, since you're paralyzed right now, I can basically do anything I want to you right now."

"Is that so?" Megatron grinned, quickly off-lining his optics. Sam's expression quickly changed to confusion; what was he doing?

"Uh, Megatron? What exactly are you doing?"

"Don't tell me your guardian has never used a holoform around you, fleshling?" The sudden appearance of a deep, sensual voice near his ear mad Sam let out a yell of fright and leapt sideways, almost falling off of Megatron. He was grabbed, however, by the tall, silver haired man that had suddenly appeared next to him, and was quickly pulled against said man's body. Sam heard the man chuckle, feeling a little around from the voice. Carefully, he looked up at the man, his own brown eyes locking with the man's ruby red ones.

"M-Megatron?"

"You were expecting someone else, perhaps?" And without waiting for an answer, Megatron quickly pushed Sam against his frame, grinning lecherously as he held the human there. "Now then...I'm not exactly jumping for joy at the thought of being Sparkmates with you, but I am going to have to make the best of it, seeing as if you die, I die; the reverse is true too. However," here he ran his knuckles gently, almost sensually, along Sam's jaw line as he placed his mouth right next to Sam's ear and whispered: "Should you feel any pleasure, I will be able to feel it also. I think, with that in mind, we can work something out."

Sam, shuddering, just nodded, letting out a groan as Megatron smiled and said "Good" against his neck before kissing and sucking on it. For really, there was nothing he could do when Megatron—well, really, his holoform, but hey, details, who needs 'em?--was doing this with his mouth and that with his hands, basically turning him into a pile of goo, a human formed ragdoll, a near-thoughtless being.

The last coherent thought that ran through his mind was 'He's gonna do me on himself...kinky.'

Ergh. Not my most favorite chapter ever, but I do as the slash generator commands me to do. Hmmmm...not much to say, except...WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED WITH THIS STORY!! #cries# I'm sad...but I want to work on some other things aside from Transformers, even though I have two other TF fics I need to work on...I'll get to them! I promise!!

I play wid fir3: Awwww, I'm sorry you don't have it...#hugs# Here. Have a brownie instead.

Garcia-316hellyeah: Glad you liked the last chapter!

FaeChild19: Yeah, they style kind of stuck with me. We had just finished reading plays we had picked out for my theater design class, and after reading it a bajillion times to make sure I got everything right for my set design and costume design, I had the "script style" stuck in my brain. And don't worry, I'll tell you if anybody draws it!

Fk306animelover: Hmmmm, hw to reply, how to reply...I know! I'll do this! #pulls out Blitzwing's head# #makes him switch it to "Psycho Freak" side# #shows it to you# Now laugh#
Blitzwing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!...can I go now?
Yes. Yes you can. #puts him away#

Niteskye: #imagines Bee singing# rotflmao. Oh that's great. That's great. Yeah, Megatron's Robert, Bee's Giselle, we'll replace Morgan with Frenzy and Rumble, Edward can be Optimus, Nancy is replaced by Starscream, Nathaniel is Soundwave, there are now two little helper dudes named Sunny and Sides, and Narissa can be Shockwave. Oh, that'd be great. Transformers/Enchanted FTW ALL THE WAY, BAYBEE!!