Okay, so… my thanks to… Pen-to-paper scribbles, rarax1, tamen no sabaku, timelady1210, kateg123, doctor-who-mad-gal, dru, souless-tears, celuthea, and lyra the badwolf. Thanks, it was the funniest thing, I have a pregnant cousin, and she was looking at my reviews, but she keeps on getting mood swings, so, about half an hour later, she was sobbing into my arms: "THESE PEOPLE ARE SO NICE… I love them all!!" I was slightly freaked out, are they meant to do that, or is it just..?
Oh, and to Souless-Tears, I LOVED the song, I totally recommend 'enter shikari' 'adieu' they're kind of like the UK's answer to Linkin Park (dunno if you've heard them) and… Yeah. If you have any other songs. I need some!
So here I am.
All cosy in the Torchwood hub.
I've knocked out the others. And I did a bloody good job. (I heard a bunch of kids talking about something called Youtube… Think I may use it)
One problem.
A big one.
Jack, in the cells, is doing something.
Any guesses?
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
Kill me.
Now.
"SHUT UP!!" I yelled.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
WHY MUST HE INSIST ON YELLING IT LOUDER?!
OH. MY. GOD.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
Why, God, WHY?!
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
Has anyone noticed, how it was Gray, who made me do all of this. This... Torture?!
I sprinted down to the cells.
"SHUT IT!!" I yelled, throwing a mug at the door.
"THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE MUG!!" He screamed "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!"
Trust me, I'm feeling pretty rough already.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
Must. Refrain. From. Shooting. Jack.
"OKAY!!" I said loudly "OKAY!!"
Jack blinked for a second.
"I'll make you a deal"
Step one. Propose the plan.
"What?" Jack asked.
Step two. Oh, no, wait, I have to actually propose it first…
"I'll let you out…"
My favourite part.
"If you kiss me"
Step two. See the other persons reaction.
"Ooh…"
Gee, thanks Jack. You're supposed to sound HAPPY.
This is me we're talking about, remember?!
"Maybe not.."
"Fine! I'll just go put 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves on repeat, shall I?!"
"Okay!" Jack said quickly.
Funny that.
I opened the cell door.
Pucker up, Jack!
Yay. Me and Jack kissed!
"Happy?" Jack said, after kissing me.
"Well, you acted like I was your Gran or something, but…"
"HAPPY?!" Jack snapped.
His Gran was attractive.
"Yeah, but… You're staying!" I pushed him back in "Thanks for the kiss!"
Damn, Gray'll be pissed.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
Stupid, stupid stupid John.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, GET ON YOUR NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!!"
I have a plan.
Turn the heating up.
Again.
I've been doing this for the past twenty minutes, it's now… about thirty degrees.
And Jack is sweating.
Mmm…
I figure, a bit higher, and his shirt will be off.
Salvation!
And that is what I got.
Mouth is watering at the thought of Jack.
Please r&r.
No flames!