Sooooo sorry this took so long! I've been busy, and this took forever to complete. Enjoy!
Snowfur smiled, and her studio applauded. "What's up, Lake Terriories!" She called.
"That's overkill, sweetie!", a voice called offstage.
Snowfur called over her shoulder, "For the last time, Hawkfrost, I'm not going on a date with you! I have a mate already!"
"Come on!" Hawkfrost whined. "I'm way more evil than him!"
Mothwing pulled her marker box out of her fur, then a whistle. She blew into it. "Dovewing!" The fluffy gray cat ran onstage, followed by an entourage of beavers. Dovewing began to direct them as the beavers pulled wood out of nowhere and, faster than possible, built a doghouse. As quickly as they came, Dovewing and her beavers ran away.
Snowfur just stared. "Really?"
"Yes," Mothwing confirmed, stepping inside the doghouse. A loud boom was heard from inside, and markers rolled out of the opening. "The tent wasn't doing it for me, you know?" She poked her head out, her magic marker between her teeth. As soon as she was out, Hawkfrost swept everything offstage with a massive broom.
"Okay. Welcome to Warriors Got Talent! Before we begin the Battle of the Champions, we have another leather from Keeper of the Starry Night, previously known as Keeper wished a MerryChristmas. It says, 'Yay! Also, Mothwing! I forgot to tell you something about the marker! If you say, "RAINBOWS!" Really loudly, the marker writes in rainbow! Every color at once!'"
"RAINBOWS!" Mothwing screeched. Somewhere, glass shattered. Mothwing scribbled on the board, and screamed again when it wrote in multicolored ink. A few MeowPhone screens cracked.
"'Also, Breezepelt: Have a flamethrower!'"
A flamethrower fell from the ceiling, and Breezepelt grinned like a maniac.
Snowfur didn't read the part that said, 'P.S. Snow fur, here is a remote control that makes Breezepelt's flamethrower stop working. Just in case.'
She continued, "'And to everyone else, I give you your own personal MINION!'" The audience applauded as blue pills wearing goggles and yellow overalls. "The colors have been changed because of copyright infringement, and since this isn't a Despicable Me fic."
Mothwing and the three judges stared. "Copywha...?" Mothwing asked.
"In the fridge?" Breezepelt wondered.
"What's a fic?" Yellowfang asked.
"I like Despicable Me!" Mosskit yelled.
Snowfur somehow blushed even though she is a cat, and turned back to the audience. "Our first champion to compete is Tigerstar!"
Tigerstar walked menacingly onstage.
"Hi Sunset and Mothwing and Hawkfrost and Bramblestar and Tawnypelt's daddy!" Mosskit squeaked, waving her little paw in the air. Tigerstar frowned.
"My talent is being scary, again," he explained. "Hawkfrost!" On that cue, Hawkfrost pushed a quaking bunny onstage.
"I will now kill this bunny." He leaned forward so his nose touched Yellowfang's nose. "And eat it."
"Get your mucus-covered slime ball of a nose off of me," Yellowfang hissed.
Tigerstar backed up. "Ahem. Watch and learn." He extended one massive claw, and with a slashing movement, decapitated the bunny. It's head rolled towards Snowfur, who scrabbled away. Mothwing curiously batted the ears with her paw.
Then viciously, Tigerstar took the bunny in his jaws and blood splattered all over the stage, and into Snowfur, Mothwing, and the judges fur. In a gulp, the bunny, bones and all, was down his throat. Mosskit burst into tears and smacked her 'X' button.
Yellowfang stared. "You had a rabbit for breakfast."
"I'm going vegetarian," Mosskit sobbed, hitting the 'X' button three more times for good measure.
"Good luck with that," Yellowfang muttered, also pressing 'X'.
Meanwhile, Tigerstar was pacing angrily. At the sound of Yellowfang's buzzer, he leaped towards the front of the stage and snarled.
"YES!" Breezepelt cheered, pressing 'like' button. Tigerstar grudgingly walked offstage.
"O-okay," Snowfur stuttered, her beautiful snowy fur covered in red bunny blood. "Next is Dovewing and Tigerheart."
Dovewing and Tigerheart walked onstage, their tails intertwined. The beaver entourage followed.
"We will be backed up by my beavers," Dovewing purred. "I taught them to speak Cat."
"I is beaver, me like cat," a beaver chirped.
Snowfur pulled out a cue card. "They will be singing "Somebody To Love" by Queen."
Tigerheart cleared his throat. "Can..."
The beavers began to sing. "Anybody... Find me... Somebody to... Love..."
Dovewing sang. "Ooh. Each morning I get up I die a little. Can barely stand on my feet."
The Beavers backed her up. "Take a look at yourself."
"In the mirror, I cry"
"I cry."
"Lord what you do to me. I spent all my years in believing you, and I just can't get no relief, LORD! Somebody!"
"Somebody!"
"Ooh, somebody!"
"Somebody!"
"Can anybody find me.. Somebody to love."
Dovewing backed up, and Tigerheart took her place. "I work hard."
"He works hard!"
"Every day of my life. I work till I ache in my bones. At the end."
"At the end of the day!"
"I take home my hard earned pay all on my own. I get down on my knees and I start to pray till the tears run down from my eyes LORD! Somebody!"
"Somebody!"
"Ooh, somebody!"
"Somebody!"
"Can anybody find me... Some... Body to love!"
Together, Dovewing and Tigerheart stepped forward. They sang together. "Somebody to... Lo-o-o-o-ove."
The audience applauded wildly. Mosskit and Yellowfang pressed 'like'. Breezepelt made a face, said "ick," and pressed 'X'. The two lovebirds drifted offstage as gaggle of beavers waddled after them.
Mothwing scribbled scores on her bored, squealing under her breath at the rainbow ink.
Snowfur smiled. "That was nice. Next we have Foxleap, the comedian!"
The audience clapped as the ginger tom came onstage. "Hey guys!" He called. "So I was at the gym the other day, and I ran into that little black guy. Scourge, I think. Anyway, he told me that I was 'too weak'. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!" The audience laughed.
"Well, I responded with, 'your not that catletic yourself." Cymbals crashed. "I myself am the master of purrcrastination. I mean, it's Caturday! Don't give me your catitude!" The audience cheered as Foxleap gave a dorky bow and scurried offstage.
Mosskit and Yellowfang pressed 'like' right away. Breezepelt didn't.
"Bad puns!" He called.
Mosskit poked him. "Aww, come on, you like it."
"No," Breezepelt growled.
"Yeah you do," Mosskit teased.
"No."
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yeah you do!"
"Fine!" Breezepelt yelled, pressing 'like'. "You win!"
Snowfur looked at her cure card. She had been furiously scraping the blood from her fur offstage, but her pelt still contained red stains. "Lastly, we have Mapleshade, who hypnotizes!"
Mapleshade strutted onstage. All at once, everyone pulled a tinfoil hat from under this chairs and placed them on their heads.
Mapleshade scoffed. "That won't stop me!" She yowled. She fixed her imposing stare on Mothwing. "Sleep!" She commanded.
Mothwing just stared.
"I said, sleep!" Mapleshade tried again.
Mothwing yawned.
"You guys are no fun," Mapleshade whined, and sadly walked offstage.
The judges exchanged a glance. They weren't really sure if they were supposed to judge that, so they just didn't press anything.
Snowfur watched Mapleshade go. "Well, that happened. Our winner of the battle of the champions is Foxleap!" Foxleap ran back onstage, grinning from ear to ear. Since he was a cat, it looked kind of creepy, but everyone applauded anyway.
"Your prize is a lifetime supply of mice and your choice of Mothwing's markers!" Hawkfrost ran onstage, pushing the doghouse full of markers with his massive broom.
Foxleap looked coyly at Mothwing. "I choose the magic marker."
At this, Mothwing puffed up twice her size, and hissed the scariest hiss she had ever hissed. "You touch, you die," she spat.
"Fine, fine!" Foxleap cried, backing up. "Just give me a purple one!"
Mothwing deflated, and contentedly gave him a purple marker. She then pulled a vacuum from her fur, vacuumed up all of the markers, then emptied them into her box. Hawkfrost lifted his broom to sweep the doghouse away, but decided he was too lazy and crawled inside.
"Foxleap will participate in our season finale, the Battle of the Stars! Until then, see you next time!" Snowfur announced. Theme music played as the curtains closed.
How was it? Sorry it was so long and that Sasha and Sunset didn't make an appearance. There was so much to do, and I had to cut their parts. Anyway, please comment who you would like to see next!
