DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SOUL EATER, SORRY.

"And just how long have the two of you been doing this act of love?" Hank asked as Spirit wailed beside him. Maka remained quiet as tears escaped her green eyes. Her father had already ranted and tried to kill the albino boyfriend.

"Two years." Soul mumbled keeping his eyes everywhere but at the adults.

"Have you at least been wearing protection?" Spirit asked aiming the question to his daughter.

"Yes, we make sure we're careful. I even went on the pill." Maka explained hoping this gave her a little help in the punishment department. Spirit paled even more before he leapt at the unsuspecting albino drummer.

"I WILL KILL YOU AND FEED YOUR DICK TO THE GATORS AT THE DEATH CITY ZOO!" Spirit snarled as both Maka and Hank tried to hold him back.

"Cool it old man, Maka's safe I haven't done anything to harm her yet have I?" Soul asked as he leaned back in his chair.

"Your dead Eater, Dead you hear me!" Spirit continued as Hank pulled him from the room. Maka sighed before returning to her spot next to her boyfriend.

"How dead do you think I am?" he asked her as they heard Spirit and Hank yelling.

"I doubt they'll let us near each other." Maka replied as a loud crash sounded just outside the door.

"Great, what a way to begin our vacation." Soul growled as he fiddled with the blonde's hair. Maka nodded in agreement before the door opened again.

"Okay you two it's up to me to deliver your punishments." Hank told them as Spirits whining came from the kitchen. Both teens gulped, sure Spirit was a little over eccentric for Maka but Hank could punish people. Soul shivered as he remembered the numerous times he had been on the receiving end of the older man's anger.

"Maka, until the end of this trip I'm afraid you and Soul will have to be apart." Hank told her before turning to his grandson. Soul sank into his chair already upset with having to be apart from Maka.

"Soul, because you're my grandson I'm afraid your punishment will be more difficult." Hank began as Soul began thinking of ways he was now relating to Romeo.

"Starting today you will have no contact with Maka and the keys to both the mustang and your motorcycle will be confiscated." Hank ordered as Soul closed his eyes an groaned.

"And your cell phone will also be taken." Hank finished as he reached for the albino's cell phone.

"Please Mr. Evans; at least let us still talk to each other." Maka pleaded as she puppy dog eyed the older man.

"I'm sorry Maka but this is your punishments." The older man said before standing to lead the young blonde out the door with her father.

"Maka, Maka, where for art thou Maka." Soul mumbled as the two Albarn's left the home.

"Stop being a drama queen Soul." Hank sighed as he passed his forlorn grandson.

"Papa, you and Mr. Evans are taking this too far." Maka said as she was pushed forward into her room. Spirit smirked as he straightened his haggard jacket.

"My precious angel I am your father and what I say goes. Actually I'm very happy that Evans is band from being near you." Her father rejoiced. Maka growled before grabbing her Romeo and Juliet book and smashing it into her father's skull. This was not going to end well for the two teens.

Crona and the others watched in painful silence as Maka and Soul tried to ignore eachother. They had been on the road to New York for only five hours and the toll on the young couple was noticeable. Maka and Crona were sitting at the back of the bus in awkward silence as Hank continued to make sure his grandson ignored the blonde two seats behind him.

"Hey Maka why not play a game." Tsubaki suggested as Blackstar slept beside her. It was nine a.m. and it seemed only the girls were morning people. Liz of course was the exception as she and Kid where in each other's arms fast asleep.

"Sure, what game?" she asked as Crona set up in mild interest. Tsubaki smiled as Patty's head emerged from above the seat from Maka's left.

"It's called Romeo and Juliet." Patty laughed. Crona cocked her head in confusion. True the pink haired girl wanted to sit with the young Thompson but her sister needed her. However, what did this game have to do with either her or her sister's problem?

"The whole idea is that we get Romeo with his Juliet." Tsubaki explained. This news caused the Albarn siblings to smile in triumph.

"What's the plan?" the duo asked their friends.

Soul sighed as he watched the ever-changing scenery of the Arizona landscape. If this trip continued like it was, he was going to kill something.

"Why don't we play eye spy?" Hank suggested as his grandson shot him a crazed look.

"Unless you plan on spying a naked lady in the desert I don't want to play." Soul spat out as he sunk lower in his chair. As he listened to the now quiet bus he began to drift asleep.

Soul's dream

Lost, not just lost anywhere but he was lost in the woods surrounded by white rabbits. This was just uncool.

"Maka? Maka!" Soul yelled as he raced through the foliage of green. He lived in Nevada there was no green around there. Hell the last time he saw a green forest like this he lived in Britain. Same for the bunnies. Suddenly a head of blonde ran past him and deeper into the woods.

"Maka you did not just ditch me!" Soul yelped as he raced to catch up with her. it didn't take long for the albino to fall to his knees in failure.

"Maka, I'm lost in the woods!" Soul screamed as more rabbits hopped around him. He fidgeted in fear as the rabbits began to multiply in the freaky way they showed on TV. Hands shook him as he tried to fight his attackers off.

End of the uncool dream

"Soul get your ass up its time for a potty break and your god has to pee!" Blackstar yelled as he pulled Kid towards the front. Soul quickly wiped away the drool as he tried to find his girlfriend. Once he got off the scorching bus he was grabbed by three laughing girls; none of them his beautiful angel.

"Unless you're taking me to the world of the dead let me go." He snarled as Liz pushed him forward.

"I'm losing my special time with Kid because of yours and Maka's problem." The elder Thompson twin growled as she searched for Maka. Soul wisely remained silent as he followed his captors away from the frantic band students waiting for the restroom. He should be amongst them he had to pee. Blackstar and Kid emerged from the woods behind the shed zipping up their pants.

"Gross, did either of you freakin' wash?" Liz asked as Soul found his grandfather and girlfriend.

"Guy's don't have to worry about that stuff, we just jiggle it around and." But before Blackstar could finish Kid and Soul had slapped his head.

"Soul over here!" Crona called as Tsubaki dragged the albino forward. Maka was sitting on the ground next to Hank as Soul sat beside her.

"I have been fronted by your friends and told the heart breaking story of your Shakespearean love." The older albino began causing both Maka and Soul to lean forward in hope.

"But, you are both still being punished and because you both feel lost and angry I know my punishment is working." Hank smiled as Soul growled and stood up.

"Gramps all this is doing is making me think of more ways to get into Maka's pants." The younger albino said in anger. Hank sighed sensing a fight between the two Evans. Maka quickly tried to intervene as she grabbed Soul's hand and dashed back to the bus.

"What are you thinking?" she yelped hoping to get a good answer from her boyfriend. They were currently sitting in the back of the bus beside the toilet and Soul could tell Maka was on the verge of tears.

"I won't leave you Maka; you're my angel in this demonic world." Soul whispered as he held her to his chest and kissed the crown of her head. Maka quietly shook and wept as the bus began to fill with the lagging students as they grumbled for their lunch.

"Wait till we hit the next town." Medusa hissed, she had been forced by Shinigami to go and spend quality time with her daughters. Neither Albarn girl wanted this so Medusa was now being kept company by Hank.

"So I see the two love birds got reunited." Blackstar laughed as Tsubaki rubbed his shoulders. Kid laughed as Liz kissed his neck. Now that the whole Soul/Maka problem was over, she could give her boyfriend her full attention. Crona was equally happy with the newest soka victory, this meant her and Patty could sit together and discuss Charlie.

Maka smiled as Soul played with her hair twirling the blonde locks from their pigtailed prison. It had been another hour on the road and the two had not been bothered. Hank seemed to have given up on his plan for punishment since now lunch would be served. Soul had taken to yelling Cracker Barrel every five minutes causing half the bus to yell their agreements and the other half to throw random paper at him. Maka had just taken to pinching his arm.

"When do we sleep?" Soul asked as he poked at his girlfriend. Maka smiled as she unfolded the itinerary they had received before they left.

"We should be stopping in Oklahoma City for the night," she announced as the seven friends groaned in frustration. Being on a bus for nearly five states sucked, especially if Blackstar shared your bus.

"Excalibur, Excalibur, from the united Kingdom I'm looking for him I'm going to California!" Blackstar sang as he read his Excalibur comic book. Kid had a look of murder on his face as Tsubaki raised the volume on her iPod, lucky woman. Currently Liz was painting her nails and watching for a turn off to a mall. True usually they stopped at malls to eat for their wide food choices but Soul doubted they would do that now, right? Thirty minutes later Soul was cursing as Maka laughed beside him. Why did the band gods hate him so much? Maka and the girls were already planning their mini shopping trip before the boys could interfere.

"Well let's just wait then buy the food and sneak it back on the bus to eat." Kid said as he motioned to follow the girls to hell. Soul and Kid banged their heads against the fake manikin wearing a skimpy outfit with no head. Freaky as hell manikin, worse Blackstar wearing the skimpy as hell female clothing.

"Please for the love of all that is godly put your cloths back on." Kid pleaded as Soul tried to leave the store without the scarred mental picture. Maka squealed in excitement as she emerged from the dressing room wearing a long sleeved skin black tight shirt and a light brown khaki miniskirt with black leggings. Soul handed her his debit card out of habit as she quickly gathered her mountain of cloths and rushed to the check out.

"Was that wise?" Kid asked as Blackstar begged Tsubaki for the outfit he had tried on.

"Usually no, but since we aren't even in New York yet I stalked up on money," Soul explained as they walked to the food court to get their meals. Tsubaki had allowed the blue haired monkey to get the outfit and caused the group to cringe in what the boy had planned for the clothing.

Back on the bus the small group placed away their clothing and Soul had tried to explain that Maka could not keep her cloths and her new cloths in the same suit case because they wouldn't fit.

"I can't believe how cute these outfits are." Maka replied as Soul fed her his chick fil a. Finally, after a good twenty three hours they arrived at a Hilton Hotel in Oklahoma City.