A/N: And the plot thickens. If you don't think Butters is even the slightest sadistical, just watch one of the latest episodes. He was so revved to see Wendy and Eric fight, lol, so effing funny… and messed up. Great episode, guys.
A/R: Still thirteen.
Ten: Revenge Series: Mission
By PDOTL
Butters went straight to his room as soon as he got home. He knew exactly which box in the back of the closet to find. In the slightly crushed cardboard box he found the one thing that made his angry frustration and sadistic side seem okay. The aluminum foil headband looked just like it did in the fourth grade. He examined it and put it on, shifting it so it just barely fit.
He retreated out of the tiny closet and got a notebook out of his desk. "Mission: Vengeance on Lard Butt" he wrote in bold red capitals. Patiently he started the list by writing "1. Recruit help of someone close to L.B". After that he set down the pen and tried to think of Cartman's tiny circle of friends. Kyle would surely love to prank the anti-Semitic oaf, but Eric never trusted the Jew in the first place. Any suspicious actions and the whole plan could backfire. Stan was Kyle's best friend, so that would still be too suspicious.
The only one left was Kenny, Cartman's supposed best friend. The blonde was probably the least suspicious option and Butters was sure Eric's repeated jeers at the McCormick's financial situation must have left at least a shadow of resentment.
So Kenny it was. Now all he had to do was convince the boy to help him.
Lately the blonde had been… well, he didn't want to say harassing him, because, honestly, a little part of him liked the attention. Right, so this shouldn't be so hard, hopefully. Just invite Kenny over, state your proposal and at all costs get him to agree.
Failure was not an option. Not for this plan. His last candy necklace was gone in a heartbeat. Now all Butters had left was sweet, sweet revenge.