Title: Larry Wants It Up The Butz
Rating: T
Pairing: P/E
Prompt: "I'm the gay in the village"
Larry Wants It Up The Butz
"Hey Nick, hi Milly!" Larry scurried over to the two men near the bench, hugging them and kissing them on the cheek. "I love the hat there Nick!" he exclaimed, patting on Phoenix's aqua hat. Miles stood, arms folded and tried to ignore Larry's golden leather hot pants and pink corset. He wished he had earmuffs every time Larry called him Milly. Phoenix's hand covered the eyes of the young girl sitting on his lap.
"Kidnapping children now are you Nick?" Larry asked. "Pedophiles are gross ya know."
"Larry..." Phoenix was speechless. "This is my daughter."
"Daddy I can't feed the ducks," Trucy squealed out.
"I am the only gay in the village." Larry shouted out in exitement. He flaunted his chest out as he pinched his own buttocks. Miles eyes widened, scared at Larry's pose he placed his palms over Trucy's ears.
"I don't think so," Phoenix chuckled.
"I know some gay people," Miles added.
"They're just pretending. I haven't tried it yet, but I'm planning to one day." Larry blew a kiss to the both of them. Phoenix couldn't help but laugh, but at the same time he didn't want him to become an influence to Trucy.
"I don't think you've noticed that Wright and I are an item," Miles told Larry.
"WHAT!" Larry yelled out.
"Please not in front of Trucy," requested Phoenix. He whispered to his daughter, "Sorry about him, Larry was a bit of a freak."
"It's okay," Trucy replied so innocently. "I saw Uncle Valant kiss Maximillion Galactica."
The three men didn't know what else to say.