Chapter 10

A/N

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Girl you should know

I never leave

I know its cliche

But the air I breathe

They try to take

They try to suffocate

No I'm not going to stand

There baby with you

Every single day is like brand new

And I ain't going nowhere

I'm staying right here

It's the right idea

So right for my baby

(Taio Cruz- Ay Ay Ay Ay)

The Black House team was backstage waiting to start their play while the audience, which included the other Houses teams, tried to decide where to sit.

Hinata blushed when Naruto grinned at her.

"You ready to p-e-r-f-o-r-m, Hina-chan?" He asked in a whisper. Hinata nodded timidly. "Yes.' She said firmly, for some reason, after the kiss Hinata felt much more confident around the hyper blonde.

They were standing behind the curtain, peeking out at the audience. "Th-there sure are lots of people here." Hinata squeaked nervously.

"Ha! Yeah! Innit great?" Naruto grinned. He adjusted his bra, smiling.

"Naruto, I think you're getting too comfortable with the boobs." Ino said critically as she swept past.

Naruto rudely stuck out his tongue at her.

There was a rumble of applause, and the lights dimmed behind the curtain.

"TIME, PEOPLE!" Neji called to his house.

Music started up, and the curtains began to swing back. Hinata and Naruto hovered in the west wing of the stage.

Naruto swept out onto the stage, and some of the obnoxious older students laughed.

He winked at the audience before throwing himself to the floor and pretending to be cleaning it.

Then, the ugly stepsisters, Gaara (who was glaring at the audience daring them to laugh) and Neji (Who was trying really hard to hide his face under his braided hair), came on stage.

'OHOHOHOH! LOOK IS THE UGLY STEP SISTERS!' Tobi screamed before clasping his hands together and smiling. He was sitting on the first row along with the kindergarten kids.

'I'M NOT UGLY, DAMMIT!' Neji shouted back furiously.

'SO MEAN!' Tobi cried and ran back to the last row so that he could tell Konan how mean the ugly stepsister was.

'OH! Oh…how miserable you look, Cinderella…nothing compared to me obviously!' Gaara said it loud enough for the audience to hear and sighed heavily before batting his eyes.

Oh…how he hated Amaya for bringing this great idea up.

'EXCUSE ME? You mean nothing compared to ME!' Neji blurted out trying to sound as bitchy as possible.

'That's what I said you…you…FROG!' Gaara argued back. His lines were perfectly memorized after all the time he spent with Amaya after school practicing or at least staring at her while she did it.

'THAT'S NOT EVEN A NAME YOU…YOU!'

A few more minutes passed and Kiba, the fairy godmother, arrived twirling onto the stage.

He waved his wand around as he twirled over to Naruto, spinning once before abruptly stopping right in front of our dear beautiful Cinderella.

'CINDERELLA, MY DEAR, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?' He yelled trying to sound as feminine as possible.

Naruto looked up at him and sobbed.

'DON'T CRY, MY DEAR!' Kiba cried and waved his wand around accidentally hitting Naruto right on the eye.

'OWWW, MY EYE! MY EEEEEYE!' Naruto backed some steps away and brought his hand up to his eye before leaning down.

SNAP!

In less than a second the clasps on the back of Naruto's bra had snapped.

It took him a minute to realize that-

'O…M…F…G…MY BOOBS FELL OFF!' He shouted and grabbed the bra pressing it against his chest as the audience burst out laughing. 'KIBA-I MEAN FAIRY GOD MOTHER! DO SOMETHING!'

Kiba blinked holding in his laugh and reached for Naruto placing one hand on his shoulder and swinging him around while he waved his wand with the other.

'Waaait…stop moving my dear!' Kiba said loudly as he tried to hold the bra together and mouthed 'HELP!' to Neji who was getting ready to get on stage along with Gaara and all the others.

Neji nodded, rolled his eyes and proceeded to walk up to the boys only to realize that his dress's skirt zipper had got caught on Gaara's.

Too late.

Neji stepped forward and pulled Gaara's zipper down in the process causing his skirt to slide down his legs revealing Gaara's lilac boxers.

The audience went silent a second until Deidara screamed. 'AREN'T YOU A HOT BABE GAARA, HUN?'

Then, the rest of the audience burst out laughing once again.

Gaara blushed and glared at Neji pulling his skirt up and stumbling off stage to Amaya who smiled sweetly at him and fixed his zipper.

Neji sighed and said his line, 'Ooooh! IT'S HIM! PRINCE CHARMI-', only to be interrupted by his own hair flying into his face, he flipped it away cursing Tenten for threatening him to death if he didn't leave his hair completely down. 'Oooh…IT'S HIM! PRINCE CHARMING!' He repeated and pointed at Hinata who came from the opposite direction and smiled happily as she saw Naruto grin at Kiba who had finally fixed his 'boobs' and jiggled them, happy to have them back on.

Ino and Sai came next sitting on the two chairs placed in the middle of the stage.

'Hey gorgeous…' Sai whispered to her as he slightly leaned toward her chair.

'Aww…' Ino smiled.

'Do you know what is the opposite for the word bitchy?'

'Why would you want to know that, hm sweetheart?'

While Sai explained why, this happened:

Hinata waltzed toward Naruto reaching for his hand. 'My beautiful lady, may I have this dance?' She said, trying to keep her voice as low pitched as possible.

'HELL YEAH!- I mean- Yes…prince, of course!' Naruto pulled Hinata closer and placed one of his hands on her shoulder while his other hand was holding Hinata's.

The couple danced around and Neji and Tenten joined them.

'Hello sweetie! May I have this dance?' Tenten cleared her throat and Neji took her hand trying really hard to fake a giggle.

And failing.

'Sure!' Neji said as he rested his cheek against her shoulder as they had planned so that they didn't look at each other's face and have a laughing attack like they had on the final rehearsal day.

'Isn't this such a beautiful-cough-' Tenten stopped as she accidentally choked on Neji hair and spat it out loudly. 'Eeew!'

The audience reacted by chuckling lightly.

'C'moooon! Gaa-kun!' Amaya cried as she pushed Gaara onto stage and giggled happily.

'Nng!'

Amaya's giggle became louder as she noticed that something had gone wrong with Gaara's hair making it look like he had two bushes sticking up on his head – due to the bows going dangerously wrong.

'W-what?' Gaara would have raised his eyebrows if he had any at that moment when he saw Amaya giggle even louder bringing all the attention to her.

The little girl covered her mouth with her hand as she innocently pointed at Gaara's hair.

Now...this only caused all the people watching the play to notice it and laugh about it.

Gaara's eyes widened as he brought his hand up and touched the top of his head.

The redhead quickly stepped forward, his face turning light pink, he pressed his hand against Amaya's stopping her from laughing completely.

The girl smiled and reached for his hair with her other hand, taking the bows off.

Naruto, who had been distracted by Amaya's and Gaara's little show, stepped hard on Hinata's foot stopping her from moving and causing the prince to lose balance and fall back pulling Naruto with her.

Chu*

The audience watched silently as Naruto fell on top of Hinata giving her their second kiss.

'Was that kiss supposed to happen?' Kiba whispered to Gaara who just shrugged and pointed at the audience. 'They like it.'

Just as he said this Hidan stood up from his seat. 'GO GET HER NARUTO! WOOHOO'

'See?' Gaara muttered.

'WHAT!'

The audience whipped their head's toward the blonde girl as she stood up from her chair and glared at her dear loved king. 'OPPOSITE? GIRLS-GIRLS LIKE IT!'

Sai nodded simply not understanding her reaction.

Not like he ever did…but anyways…

'NO FREAKING WAY!' She screamed as she grabbed the chair and lifted it over her head. 'DIE BASTARD! DIE!'

Sai's eyes widened for a second before he swung himself around and ran off stage followed by Tenten, Neji and Kiba who intended to save Sai's dear life.

Naruto stood up and smiled at the crowd before pulling Hinata off stage leaving Amaya and Gaara alone.

Amaya blinked sometimes as she stared at the rather confused audience and Gaara just sighed.

'THE E.N.D!' She cried and smiled happily before jumping on Gaara's back and pointing toward the exit. 'TO THE WEST!'

Next was the Red House.

They all bustled around backstage, excited and somewhat jittery.

"Tobi is the good boy! Not the happy dwarf!" Tobi wailed.

The curtains swung back, and the lights lit up the stage.

Konan waltzed out onto the stage, a bright smile lighting up her face.

"Aw, she's so cute!" Pein mumbled.

"Phhht." Hidan snorted as he drifted past.

Suddenly, Itachi came out onto the stage, trying to hide his face and not be recognized.

"What a freak." Mai snorted with laughter, just loud enough for Itachi to hear. He shot her a look that could only be described as murderous. She winked playfully at him.

"Mirror… mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" Itachi consulted the cardboard mirror nailed to the back wall.

"SNOW WHITE." Someone called from the west wing.

"I MUST KILL THAT GIRL! GYAHAHAHA!" Itachi cackled.

Mai gazed at him, skeptical.

"SEXY LAUGH, HONEY!" She called loudly, earning another death-glare from the Uchiha.

Soon, the play was in full swing.

Snow White (Konan) had found the dwarves house, and she'd done the cleaning bit and all, and now she was draped over the beds, faking slumber.

Suddenly, the seven dwarves marched onto the stage.

"OH I SAY!" Kakuzo exclaimed. "LOOK AT THAT GIRL! SHE IS ASLEEP ON OUR BEDS!"

"That's not very good!" Tobi cried.

"She took my bed…" Zetsu mumbled.

"OH MY! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO, UN?" Deidara asked Kakuzo in a loud voice.

"WE SHOULD KICK HER ASS OUTTA HERE!" Hidan suggested.

"I don't really care… she cleaned our cottage…" Sasori sighed, then adding a feeble "Ah-choo" after a demanding glare from Deidara.

Kisame shrugged, pretending to be embarrassed. It was kind of strange, though… he didn't really look like the bashful kind.

"WELL SHE CLEANED OUR LITTLE COTTAGE SO THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS LET HER STAY." Kakuzo concluded.

At this line, Konan pretended to wake. She gave a fake little stretch, and Pein blinked from the east wing. So cute…

"Ooh! What strange little creatures! What on earth are you?" Konan asked, peering curiously at the seven men, getting her lines perfect.

Hidan looked disgusted, and rolled his eyes, and Tobi reeeeeally needed to pee. Like, REALLY badly. So he was shuffling around on the spot. Deidara stifled a yawn, and Sasori looked at the audience – at one girl in particular.

Kumi… He thought. Kumikokumikokumiko…

He felt a shove from Hidan.

"OH! Um… erm…" His eyes flicked to the girl again, and she was looking at him, puzzled. "Ah… Oh. OH! RIGHT! Uh… thank you, fair maiden for… um… cleaning our… cottage…!" He struggled to remember his lines.

Konan narrowed her eyes at him. "Thank you, dwarf." She said cheerfully.

Sasori nearly said – I OBJECT TO BEING CALLED A DWARF. Then he remembered – he was a dwarf. So he just nodded.

Later on, Konan had to sing. So she did.

Her voice rang out, and Pein, who was backstage, gazed at her, his knees going wobbly. "She's so good at this…" He whined.

"That came out fucking wrong." Hidan snapped.

"You have a fucking dirty mind." Pein retorted.

"Hn. You could say that." Hidan roared with laughter.

Itachi hobbled onto the stage – with warty make-up on and grimy clothes, with a basketful of apples.

Hidan couldn't make a sound he was laughing so hard.

"Sasori-dude! You have to sneeze more, un! Your name is SNEEZY." Deidara explained to Sasori, who sniffed.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY, NOT THE HAPPY DWARF!" Tobi cried, stamping his foot. "GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD!"

Itachi went up to Konan, taking an apple out of the basket. "Dear maiden, why not have one of my apples?" He asked in a shaky, cracked voice.

"Hm… an apple, you say? Well… why not?" She took the apple out of Itachi's hand.

She hesitated and took a bite. She fluttered to the ground, pretending to be… well… knocked out cold.

There was a dramatic pause.

"OYE, ITA-KUN! GIMME ONE OF THOSE APPLES! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!" Came a call from the audience, sending the observers into peels of laughter. Itachi gritted his teeth.

He loped off the stage.

The seven men – sorry, dwarves – trooped onto the stage, and came to a halt as they laid eyes on Konan – sorry, snow white – who was dead – unconscious – on the floor.

"Oh! Is that Snow White?" Tobi cried.

"LOOKIE! IT'S THE HAPPY DWARF!" A plum-colored head popped up.

"AW, SO CUTE!" A pink haired girl popped up.

Tobi slowly swiveled around.

"TOBI SAYS HE'S A GOOD BOY! NOT A FUCKING HAPPY DWARF SO YOU BITCHES SHUT UP AND WATCH THE PLAY!...Tobi only asks for silence so that he can concentrate, 'kay? Thank you."

Sakura and Amaya looked at him in a shocked silence.

Amaya turned to Gaara with teary eyes. "G-Gaa-kun… did you see that? He shouted at me!" She wailed, throwing herself at him.

Sakura turned to Sasuke.

Damn. Why is she looking at me like she wants to jump on me? Sasuke thought.

"Sasucakes… He shouted at me…" Sakura leaned down and wrapped her arms attentively around Sasuke.

Sasuke did a mental victory-dance. Which Sasuke did not do very often. No, rephrase: Uchiha Sasuke NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, did a victory dance. Even a mental one.

It was then Pein came on. He sauntered over to where Konan lay, with the dwarves fake sniveling around her. (Hidan was NOT sniveling. Hidan DOES NOT SNIVEL.)

He bent down and –

"YAAAAY! HAPPY KISS!" Amaya sprung up again.

She sure got over that quickly. Pein thought as he stood up.

Konan's eyes fluttered open.

"YAAAAAY! WHAT A HAPPY ENDING!" Amaya cheered.

"Amaya. It's to early to be clapping." Gaarra hissed.

"Hm?" Amaya's applause stuttered to a pathetic halt. "Oh."

"SASORI-DUDE! YOU DIDN'T SNEEZE, UN!" Deidara followed a seething Sasori across backstage.

Sasori whipped around, looking Deidara straight in the eye. "Deidara, if you ever make me do that again, I. Will. Disembowel. You." He hissed dangerously.

"Um, Sasori-kun?" A timid voice came from the backstage door.

"Hn?" Sasori turned. OMG! KUMIKO!

"Uh, I just wanted to say I think you did a great job." The girl looked at him with a smile.

So… happy… Sasori thought. "T-thank you." He stuttered helplessly.

Deidara mumbled something inaudible.

"What was that?" Sasori asked, a dark, fiery aura surrounding him.

"Huh? Oh, nothing, un." Deidara looked at him.

So the Red House's play had ended. Well… almost.

"TOBI WAS A FUCKING GOOD BOY! NOT THE HAPPY DWARF! HAVE YOU ALL GOT THAT?" Tobi roared to a stunned audience. Then it happened.

"Ooh… Excuse Tobi, he has to go potty." Tobi bustled off the stage.

The next play was 'The Sleeping Beauty' by the Blue House team.

Temari and Sakura panicked as Shikamaru refused to let them touch his hair and part it into two piggy tails.

'NO! I'VE LET YOU PUT MAKE-UP ON ME! YOU FUCKING DRESSED ME IN A DRESS!' He grabbed the dress's skirt glaring at it. 'AND IT'S FUCKING BABY-BLUE! IT'S A FREAKING BABY-BLUE DRESS! WITH…with loadsa flowers!'

Temari stepped forward glaring at Shikamaru who hesitated for a moment before stomping his foot.

'NO!' He shouted.

And Temari was ready to grab him by his pineapple hair and do his hair by force but Sakura put a hand on her shoulder and smiled in an evil way. 'Tema-san…'

5 minutes later…

'OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE TRYING TO DRUG ME!' Shikamaru shouted loud enough for the audience hear even though they were backstage.

'C'MON SHIKAMARU IT'LL ONLY MAKE YOU SLEEP! AND YOU LIKE SLEEPING!' Sakura cried as she chased him with some pills on her hand.

'YEAH YOU LAZY BASTARD! COME 'ERE ALREADY!' Temari wailed just s the boy stumbled clumsily and got his right foot caught on his dress before falling flat on his face.

Temari took the chance and jumped on top of him, with each leg on one of his sides, and sat on his back holding him down.

'Here…here just swallow it dawling!' The pinkette smiled demonically before shoving the pills in his mouth.

'Hnph!' He complained as he tried to stand up by pushing his body up with his hands only to place his hand on Temari's leg by mistake.

Smooth…

'P-PERVERT!' Temari screamed and whacked him on the head causing Shikamaru accidentally swallow the pills with the sudden impact on his head.

'Get off me you troublesome woman!'

Temari 'hnph-ed' and stood up stepping away from the boy who pushed himself up and smothered his dress opening his mouth to probably complain when-

POOF!

Temari blinked when Shikamaru' eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fell to the floor snoring quietly.

Silence…

'Now…that was pretty quick.' The blonde said flatly and grabbed one of the boy's legs getting ready to drag him to where all their hair stuff was.

Sakura giggled and took his other leg. 'Wasn't it cute when he touched your leg?'

'Huh yes very cute…' Temari said even though she was lost in thought. 'Hm…wait! NO!'

…

'LAZY BASTARD!' Temari screamed as Sakura walked off going up to Sasuke and tried to convince the boy to let her smother his hair.

'Hn…'Shikamaru mumbled in his sleep.

'OKAY! LISTEN TO MY EVIL LAUGH AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!'

'Hm…' He replied and adjusted himself on the chair.

'Okay. Here goes the first option. BUHAHAHAHHAHA!' Temari smiled and stared at Shikamaru looking for some kind of reaction.

'Tch…'

'No? Okay! What about this one: NYAHAAHAHHAAH!'

Shikamaru moved his arm up to cover his eyes trying to get away from the light.

'Still not good?...FINE! Listen to this: MWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Shikamaru's arm slid down his face to his lap.

'I KNOW IT'S AWESOME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT!'

While that…with Karin and Tayuya.

'OMG! LOOK AT MY BOOBS THEY LOOK SO GOOD IN THIS DRESS!'

Tayuya took a long glance at her best friend's boobs before nodding.

'OH OH OH! LOOK AT MINE!' She poked her breast and Karin frowned as she stared at them.

'I think one of them looks bigger than the…I mean…hm.' She pointed at her friend's chest.

'OMG NO WAAAY!' The girl wailed and looked down at her breast.

'Wait! Maybe it's the bra!' Karin said flatly before taking Tayuya's boobies with her hand and putting them 'in place'

Kankouro watched horrified as they did this.

OMG…THEY'RE FEELING EACHOTHER UP!

'Oye…Kankou-…hello? DUDE!' Mai screamed as she realized waving her hands in front of his face wouldn't work.

'TOUCHING EACH OTHER BOOBS!' He replied automatically and Mai stared at him weirdly.

'Suuure…' She whispered.

'Hm…what?'

'Your crown.' She said simply before carefully placing the crown on his head and fixing his hair at the same time.

The play was finally getting started and Mai, Kankuro, Sakura, Tayuya, Karin, Ami and Shikamaru came on stage.

No, sorry, Shikamaru was dragged on stage by Mai.

' Thank you my dear fairies for coming to our castle toda-'

'YOU LOOK DAMN HOT, BABE!' Itachi shouted from the audience earning a nasty glare from Mai.

She was just about to continue her sentence when something popped in her mind. 'You know what?…Ami, my dear servant will you just go up to that freak and slap him for me?'

Ami blinked some times and glanced at Itachi who glared at her, daring her to get close to him and then back at Mai who glared even harder. 'NOW!'

Ami swallowed dryly before jumping off stage and walking up to Itachi.

' A strong one!'

Itachi stared at the girl for a second when she hesitated before taking a deep breath and stepping forward and lifting her hand up.

SLAP!

Itachi was silent for a second. Then His face started to sting, and he scuttled quietly back to his seat, not talking for the rest of the performance.

Later on, after most of the performance, Sasuke had knelt down next to Shikamaru (who was still drugged and dreaming of narwhales), and began to talk.

"Oh, dear princess, you are destined to sleep for one hundred years! When you wake, everything will be gone! I love you, princess, and will give you the kiss which will make you wake from your eternal slumber!"

Itachi couldn't help it. He leaned toward Kisame and hissed: "Why is my foolish little brother trying to express his love to a… transvestite?"

Kisame shrugged.

Back on stage, Shikamaru's eyes flew open, right as Sasuke was saying – "I love you so much! I will save you!"

"WHATTHEFUCK! WHY ARE YOU CONFESSING YOUR LOVE TO – oh shit." He snapped his mouth shut and squished his eyes shut.

"Way to go." Sasuke hissed angrily.

He cleared his throat, and bent down to pretend to kiss Shikamaru.

"I can't take it!" Shikamaru sat up, pushing Sasuke back, causing him to fall flat on his ass. Sasuke glared at him, and the audience hesitated, then burst out laughing.

"Is it just me or did that sound a little bit… strange?" Konan asked Pein. Pein just nodded.

Soon, the play was coming to a wrap. Sasuke was standing opposite Mai and Kankuro, and he asked Kankuro, "May I have your permission to marry beautiful Aurora?"

Shikamaru nearly gagged.

"HECK NO!" Kankuro crowed.

"That's in the script that you wrote. Wrong line." Mai hissed.

"Oh. Um…" Kankuro racked his brains for his line. "Right! YES, I GIVE YOU MY PERMI – PERI – PERMIS – PERMISSION TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER." Kankuro said loudly.

He forgot the word 'permission'… Mai thought sadly. Jeez…

Sasuke bowed lowly, then stood close to Shikamaru, as the script had told him to.

"If you even come near me, I'll chop you to pieces, got it?" Shikamaru hissed.

"Clear." Sasuke mumbled. Just before Shikamaru had finished speaking. "Don't think I want to do this."

"Well, your name is Sasu-gay." Shikamaru said flatly.

Fuck Sakura and her pathetic names. Oh, wait… no, just Sakura.

The play then abruptly ended, and thunderous applause echoed across the auditorium.

"All right, the play's over, so now I can speak again." Itachi stood up and stretched, popping a few joints. He stalked over to the west wing, where Mai was.

He suddenly flung his arms around her, and Mai had a knee-jerk reaction – to whip around and punch him in between the eyes.

"OHMIGOD, YOU VOILENT BITCH!" Itachi howled, staggering back.

"THAT SHOULD TEACH YOU TO SNEAK UP ON ME!" Mai exclaimed. Sasuke tapped her shoulder. She turned around, and looked down at Sasuke's hand, which was outstretched.

She took it, shaking.

"Thank you for punching my brother. You have my utmost respect." He said while shaking Mai's hand.

"Um, no problem?"

"SASUCAKES!" The pinkette jumped at Sasuke.

What is with her and jumping on people… namely me… Sasuke thought as her hair smothered his face.

"What do you want, Barbie?"

"Aw, my little Tomato Freak!" Sakura stroked his hair. Her eyes widened. "You…"

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"YOU DON'T EVEN USE HAIR GEL? SERIOUSLY?" Sakura screeched. Sasuke glared at her.

"Advice. Shut up." Sasuke said dangerously, his eyes flashing.

"Y-yes sir!" Sakura snapped a salute.

Meanwhile… "HUG! PLEASE!" Itachi raced after Mai.

"NO! NONONONO! NEVER!" Mai cried, running as fast as her legs would carry her.

"YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!"

"I DON'T! I'LL NEVER HUG YOU!"

Lie. Mai's mind snapped.

No! I don't!

Lie.

I'M NOT LYING!

Stop lying.

Thump

Meanwhile:

"GAA-KUN! WASN'T THAT THE BEST?" Amaya hung off Gaara's arm.

"Sure."

"Iknowright,andourteamwasjustfabulouswasn'tit?" She rambled on and on and on.

"Sure. Mm-hm. Wonderful." Gaara replied ardently.

Then Amaya kissed his cheek. "That's for being such a good boy today!" She smiled angelically.

"T-thank you…?" Gaara said uncertainly.

'Hm…C'MON! TOBI NEEDS TO PEE!' Tobi wailed and glared at the people waiting to get in the toilet.

'TOBI REAAAAAALY NEEDS TO!'He warned. 'LIKE HE NEEDS IT RIGHT NOOOW!'

'NOOOOW!'

He was ignored so he snapped. 'All right you bitches GET OUT OF TOBI'S WAY!'

But sadly it was too late…

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