Title: Letter adventures
Author: Khorale
Chapter: 10, Operation make Potter miserable
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor & Adventure
Character(s): Voldemort, somebody, me(taa-daa!), Sirius Black (kidnapped), Harry (cat), Luna (author note)
Pairings: none at the moment
Reviews: 18/81
Words: 467
Disclaimer: If I own Harry Potter, I'd give Harry some special powers.
Summery: Watch as Voldie juggle the responsibilities of death eaters, letters, and visits from the author all at once! Slight Voldie OOC
Author's note: Hiya people! Just a little break from my visit. The Ravenclaw commonroom have a COMPUTER! I wonder where they got that. So here I am typing. I'll write the rest of my visit later, when I'm not busy right now. Luna's currently laughing evilly. Is that a good sign?
Dear Voldemort,
I... killed your cat.
...Wait, that wasn't your cat? ...
...Well, er. This is awkward. But, while I'm here, did you know Sirius Black is not dead? Psh. No. He's in HIDING. Like... Like Elvis! And Daughtry! And Michael Jackson (I actually don't care if he's in hiding or not...). And don't forget YOU for like 16 years... Or was it 11? The public wasn't officially aware of you coming back out of hiding for a few years after you did, so, excuse me on my incorrect dates.
You give Elvis, Daughtry, and Sirius Black fans alike HOPE. Hope that our beloved singers, bands, and shaggy black dogs will one day reveal themselves to the world once more.
SIRIUS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, JUST KNOW THAT I AND MANY OTHERS HAVE AGREED NOT TO PUT YOU BACK IN AZKABAN WHERE YOU CLEARLY DON'T BELONG IF YOU COME OUT OF HIDING. AND KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT FOOLED INTO THINKING THAT A STUPID CURTAIN COULD HAVE ROBBED YOU OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL LIFE. WE HAVE NOT LOST HOPE!
Sincerely,
I Kidnapped Sirius Black (and may have also killed your cat... are you sure that wasn't you cat?)
Dear I kidnapped Sirius Back
I don't care about Black. But here's the description of the cat: black fur , green eyes, magical, and very intelligent.
Is it like that?
If it is, then congrats, you killed Potter for me! He got turned into a cat last week from a poisoning attempt from Severus. (With a little... help from the author as she promised me last chapter. Heheheheh)
-Voldie