20 Ways To Annoy Lee
1. Laugh, point, and call him gay.
2. Make fun of Gai-sensei for being gay.
3. Pluck his eyebrows while he's asleep.
4. Dye his spandex dark blue like Sasuke's shirt and call him emo.
5. You know what, just burn the jumpsuit =D
6. Force him to watch Sasuke make out with Sakura.
7. Force him to watch a threesome between Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto. (hahahah that's just gross xD)
8. Tell him to go back to Canada every time he says something.
9. Dye his hair red and cut it to make it look like Gaara's.
10. Make him read a yaoi fanfic about Neji and Gai.
11. Tell him he'll never be a real ninja.
12. Task him what species of pokemon he is.
13. Chase him down the street with a lawnmower!
14. Blindfold him then tell him that Sakura is going to make out with him. Bring Gaara in and have him make out with Lee. When they really get into it, tell Lee he can take off the blindfold.
15. Record that.
16. Post it on youtube!!
17. Everytime he says something shout "GAY!"
18. Stalk him. That means even hiding in his closet. Make sure its noticeable.
19. Toss him out a window and into a mob of raging fan girls.
20. Ask him if he has a Tiny Tim. (think perverted xD)
Warning: If you attempt to do number three there is no guarantee he won't attack u full force while he's unconscious. O.O