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Chapter 10

BPV.

We showed Rosalie around when we went to work. They had another meet the new empolyees party for both her and Jasper. Afterwards we showed her how to do everything. I had to say she picked it up really fast. I didn't even have to repeat things twice to her. Alice snuck in a few times and tried to change everything…she really hated the layout. She stared up at the Alice hole with a twinkle in her eye…it still wasn't fixed…the people were coming tomorrow. She was probably remembering the oufit that she wore that day.

"So care to explain why her parents fired everyone?" Rosalie asked us. I pointed to the remants of jelly donut on my desk.

"Lets just say that the others weren't fond of us dating." I said gesturing to Edward and myself.

"Oh…then I can see why." Rosalie said.

"And that?" Rosalie asked about the hole.

"Just don't ever piss Alice off." I said. Alice nodded in agreement.

"Okay." Rosalie said.

"I guess I missed all the fun." Rosalie laughed.

"Well you had to be there….that's for sure!" Alice laughed.

"Hell hath no fury like an Alice scorned." I said.

"Damn straight…no one throws jelly donut at my friends…or talks trash about me!" Alice said

"Well you don't have to worry about food missles from me…I find that if you have a problem it's best to confront it head on." Rosalie said.

"Me too!" Alice said. It was then that Aunt Charlie walked in.

"Alice how many times do I have to tell you YOUR JOB IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING…STAY THERE!" Aunt Charlie roared shoving Alice out the door.

"There now that the destraction's gone…you can go back to what you were doing!" she said leaving.

"Guys…I just want to appologize for this morning…it's just that I spent a lot of time working on Emmett's car just to have him basically toss it in my face…I know I shouldn't of told him that he deserved to die but I was just really pissed." Rosalie said

"We've all felt that way about Emmett before Rosalie!" Edward said looking at my eye for a second.

"Felt what about me before?" Emmett asked walking in with Alice. He was shirtless and his pants were being held togther by pins. Even with the big blotch on his rib Rosalie still swooned. She caught herself midway though…a feat the others wouldn't of been able to achieve.

"Emmett hold still…one more pin!" Alice said shoving a pin into Emmett's groin area…she missed the seem and went right into Emmetts sensitive area. After these past few days it was going to be a wonder if Emmett could ever reproduce.

"! MY BOYS!OH THE PAIN!" Emmett bellowed bending over…shoving the needle in more. Edward winced.

"Opps wrong area!" Alice said ripping the needle out. Emmett screamed some more.

"Quit your whining…it only went in 3 inches!" Alice rolled her eyes.

"UHH…going to the emergency room ASAP!" Emmett said running out the door.

"I don't get what the big deal is….it didn't even come out the other side!" Alice said.

"Do I have to explain the male reproductive system to you Alice?" Edward asked shaking his head.

"Ew no….alright point taken!" Alice said grossed out.

"Alice you could of really hurt his chances of having kids…you better watch where you stick those pins." Rosalie said.

"Oh well… at least it stops another Emmett from coming into the world…god knows we don't need two!" Alice said.

"And what if it takes after it's mother and not Emmett!" Rosalie sniped. Some one wanted to be a mommy.

"Please fat chance of that happening…well fifty fifty shot if it's a girl…but if it's a boy…not uh its going to be all Emmett…after all it's getting the keratin filled Y chromozone…ughh!" Alice shivered

A few hours later Emmett came bouncing in. He had a happy look on his face and he shoved a paper right in front of Edward.

"THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN ….THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!" Emmett sang.

"She missed everything…I had a complementary sperm count done…highest sperm count ever seen in that hospital….1 billion baby!" Emmett shouted. I swore Rosalie smiled, a dreamy glaze enveloped her eye but she shook it off after a second.

"Um Emmett this says 1 trillion…see twelve zeros not nine." Edward said with shock in his voice.

"1 trillion baby…wahoo!" Emmett whooped and fist pumped.

"Only you Em." Edward said shaking his head.

"So let me get this strait…your telling me that you could spread your genes…your self…a trillion times over?" Alice gulped horrified.

"YUP!" Emmett beamed.

"Oh dear lord…I need a drink!" Alice walked away.

"What's with her?" Emmett said flexing a muscle. Edward and I looked at each other and laughed.

" Oh I don't know Emmett…she's weird!" Rosalie laughed.

"you don't have to tell me that." Emmett said.

"WHY NATURE…WHY!" We could hear Alice sobbing in the background. I didn't know what she was complaining about…she only had to make clothes for the thing.

" a little overdramatic much?" Rosalie asked.

"You know Alice…drama is her middle name." I said.

"Really?" Emmett asked.

"No!" I said.

"But why…" Emmett started up.

"It was a joke!" I said.

"Emmett I was wondering…what do you say you and I go out tonight…just the two of us?" Rosalie asked taking the inatiative. I guessed when she knew what she wanted she went after it.

"Is this a joke too?" Emmett asked.

"No." Rosalie said

"Hell yeah…what time?" Emmett asked.

"We'll go right after work…Edward you can take Jasper home right…I'll take Emmett in my car." Rosalie said.

"No problem." Edward said.

"Alright done deal…what do you say we go to that bar and…" Emmett was cut off by Rosalie.

"No Emmett…I was thinking more resturante in the crown plaza or something like that…not a bar." Rosalie said after exchanging a look with Edward. Rosalie's way of cotroling Emmett's drinking….controlling Emmett's wallet.

"Alright…I can get a big stake there…need a lot of protein for these babies!" Emmett said kissing his muscles. We heard a suspicious "Not uh" from behind the door. Emmett then skipped out of the room.

"What I thought that he'd never ask!" Rosalie said looking at us.

Emmett's point of view.

I was on cloud nine. I couldn't believe that I scored a date with Rosalie…even if she was the one to ask me. I ran into Jasper in the hallway.

"I just scored a date with your sister!" I beamed.

"That's wonderful…you finally asked her out?" Jasper asked.

"No she asked me…can you believe it!" I exclaimed.

"Typical…great now I owe Alice $20...guess I should of seen that one coming!"Jasper said.

"good luck man…your going to need it…she's going to eat you alive!" Jasper warned.

"Whatever man whatever!" I said. I could hear "Oh Alice!" as Jasper walked away.

BPV

Alice was ranting the whole way home about how offended she felt about Rosalie just leaving work for a date and not having Alice make her over first. She was really hurt by that…but I could understand. Being Alice's Barbie doll I could see why Rosalie wanted to go straight there. After we moved Edward's stuff upstairs to my room , Alice and I sat in her room…Alice pacing around when Jasper walked in.

"Hey Alice…I just had an idea…let's follow them…I got the perfect suit!" Jasper said.

"My type of guy!" Alice said running to her closet. Jasper disappeared into his room. She opened her closet to reveal hundreds of dresses, tops, jeans, and other items of clothing.

"Pink dress or lime green?" Alice asked me.

"I'd go with the lime green…brings out your eyes." I said.

"JASPER WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER YOUR TUX?" Alice called.

" LIME GREEN!" Jasper called.

"Lime green it is then!" Alice said. She bounced excitedly to her vanity. She was throwing makeup on herself like it was no tomorrow. Jasper then appeared in the doorway…Alice swooned at the sight of him.

"So is this a date?" Alice asked as they met in the doorway.

"oh this is definitely a date." Jasper said.

"Glad to know we're on the same page then!" Alice smiled. Oh god. It figured Alice's first date with someone was spying on one of her models.

"Don't wait up for us!" Alice called as the door shut. I could hear thunder over head…it figured Alice had to have her first date during a thunderstorm. I then went to cook dinner. It looked like it was going to be just Edward and I tonight. I came down stairs to find the the lights out…the table lit with candles. Edward was sitting there with a dozen roses in hand. Luckily I was still in my work attire or else I would of felt extremely underdressed. I could smell the chicken in the air. It smelt amazing. Edward was a complete gentleman…he got everything for me. If the smell was amazing…the taste was divine. I was right…he sure could cook!

"So we're alone in the house…everyone's gone for the next few hours…what do you say we make the most of …." just then the power went out. We could only tell by the fact that the digital clock on the stove went out. Edward grabbed a flashlight and carried me up the stairs after blowing out the candles. We started to heavily make out. I stopped only to find something to change into. Opening my pj drawer I pulled out a new piece of lingeree with a note attached.

" I knew you were going to need this so I put it in here on our lunch break. don't ask questions…3...A"

Typical Alice. I changed quickly and threw some makeup on. I then turned towards Edward and was lost in the fires of passion.

Three hour later Edward and I were cuddling when the door busted down downstairs. We could hear the sounds of a couple practically eating each other's face off and then a thud.

"OWW!DAMN IT THE POWER'S OUT HERE TOO!" Emmett bellowed. We then heard more passionate sounds followed by several loud thuds. Rose and Emmett obviously fell down the stairs. We could hear them laughing really hard.

"You'd think a few stairs would stop them!" Edward laughed as we could hear them going at it. The door opened again and we could hear the sounds of a second couple making out.

"Lets go to my room….upstairs!" we could hear Alice saying. We then saw a flashlight whip through the hallway. Blackness enveloped after that.

The power was still out the next day when we woke up. Alice's head popped in with a big smile on it. Edward tossed me a bathrobe and covered himself up. Alice then strode in.

" good glad your up…Rosalie's downstairs throwing out the food that went bad last night…power company said that it wont be back for another hour at least…Mom's got power and she's offering hot showers for everyone(we had a well)…so hurry up !" Alice said throwing clothes at us. We lucked out that when we moved out of Forks…Alice's parent's followed.

"ugh hot water….come to mama!" Alice said running into her mother's shower. She then dragged me into a spare bedroom where she did the works…she packed ten pounds of makeup and my outfit for work that day.

"So I guess we missed out on the action last night!" Alice said while playing with my hair.

"Alice you went on a date with Jasper, you followed Rose and Emmett…I'd hardly say you missed out on any action." I said.

"Yeah well Emmett and Rose were boring for 95% of their date. Jasper and I made out for half the night and more…which was fun." Alice said.

"See!" I said.

" yeah…so what did I miss?" Alice asked.

" Candlelit dinner, power went out, we went upstairs and found your little gift, and then well you know, and then you guys came back." I said

"Ooh…how cute" Alice squealed.

The entire workplace was out of power which meant it went into "lockdown". Lockdown was meant for the event that the power went out and someone (Jacob) took the opportunity to steal some of the designs in the building. It was Alice's concept. The outside doors immediately locked and all doors on the inside locked up. How they could do something like that yet not keep Alice out of the editing room was beyond me. Alice's parents had to use key cards to open every door and every department. The doors immediately locked which meant Alice was going to be kept out until the power came back on.

"At least we're going keep Alice out of here for a little bit." I said as Edward, Rose and I went to our desks.

"Don't hold your breath…she could scale the air vents again." Edward said.

" true." I said. It was then that we could see Alice's foot climbing down the vent. She dropped to the floor…stood up and dusted herself off. She then headed over and started to critque our work..

"don't put that there…put it there!….we are Brandon Enterprises…not some half rated tabloid…now I want that over there!" Alice was dictating.

"Alice you don't work in editing…YOU ARE IN MODELING/ FASHION DESIGN…now you can have your oppinions about where things go but you are not the boss here…you cant tell us what to do!" Edward said pissed.

"EXCUSE ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO MY PARENTS ARE!" Alice roared.

"Yeah I do….and they don't want you in here as well!" Edward said calmly. Just then Aunt Charlie unlocked the door.

"ALICE MARY BRANDON…GET YOUR BUT OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT…THEY NEED YOU DOWN IN THE PHOTO SHOOT ROOM…THAT IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE!" Aunt Charlie roared dragging Alice out by the ear.

"OWWWWW!" Alice cried down the hall.

"Now back to business." Edward said promptly.