Alright, we made it to chapter 10. I might go back through eventually and condense a few chapters into one, but it will be awhile before I do that. Right, well, lets hope this nets me some reviews.
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Alucard and H, or at least H's mental representation of himself, had somehow gotten into Walter's dream. The butler was giving a piano performance, and several high class people had shown up. The two Hellsing soldiers where in the back row, unsure of what to do next. "Well, time to go," Alucard told H.
"Aren't we going to mess with him?" H pointed at Walter, who had not noticed them as of yet.
"Hm? Like what?" Alucard arched an eyebrow.
"Well... we did sort of bring another friend with us," H pointed down. A chupacabra was laying at his feet, curled up and asleep. Alucard thought for a few seconds on what to do.
As Walter finished out the last few notes of the song, he was met by a gruesome suprise. A small, green, scaly creature with bat wings soared through the air and smacked into his face. "What in the world is this thing?" he screamed as the creature climbed around his head and started to bite his ear. He threw the creature off of him, and saw H and Alucard in the back rowing laughing hystericly. "Why, you no good..."
"That was great!" H roared.
"He never saw it coming!" Alucard could barely control his laughter. However, he stopped laughing instantly the moment the his hat split in two. He looked up and saw Walter standing in front of him, piano wire laced between his fingers. And he looked mad. "Um... hello, old chum."
"What. Are. You. Doing?" Walter stated, his voice filled with seathing anger.
"Uh... Alucard?" H raised his hand politely.
"What is it? I'm a bit busy..." Alucard replied, taking a few steps backwards down the eisle as Walter inched closer.
"Is Integra still asleep?" H asked. Alucard smirked, and in an instant, the two men had disappeared, leaving a stunned Walter behind.
"That was bizarre... bloody vampire," Walter turned around, only to find himself face to face with a Chupacabra. "Oh, hello..."
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H and Alucard found themselves sitting at a table in a dim-lit room. They where surrounded by old guys, who didn't even notice them appear from nowhere. "Where are we?" H examined his new surroundings.
"A Round Table meeting. This must be Integra's dream," Alucard informed him. Alucard suddenly froze, a look of terror smeared across his face.
"Woah, what's wrong with you?" H waved a hand in front of the vampire's eyes. Alucard slowly pointed behind H. He turned around and also froze in terror. "Oh, she's going to tear us apart for this..."
Standing before them was Integra, giving a speech on the current progress of Hellsing's rebuilding. She was pointing at a chart covering in graphs and charts, and was highly focused on her topic. She was so focused that she didn't realize that she was missing most of her clothing. It appeared that she was having one of 'those' dreams, and she was standing before the entire group in only her underwear. "As you can see by this chart here, we..." she ranted on, unaware of her condition. H's face turned a bright shade of red, and Alucard's only turned slightly pink due to his pale complexion. They both quickly covered their eyes to lessen the amount of trouble they would be in.
"You know, I hate these kind of dreams," H whispered to Alucard.
"I only dream about killing people," he replied, leaving H a bit bothered.
"You're peeking, aren't you?" H whispered after a few seconds. Silence was his answer. "Right, well... what should we do?"
"I suppose we should get out of here before we get caught," Alucard suggested.
"Great idea, lets-" H froze. Integra was no longer ranting on about mission statistics. "Uh oh."
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Walter yawned as he sat at the desk in his room, his hands wrapped around a glas of tea. He had been awake for a few minutes now, having been woken from his slumber by a bizarre nightmare. 'No sense in sleeping if it's going to be troubled,' he thought to himself. Just then, he heard a familar voice let out an ear-piercing shriek.
"ALUCARD!" Integra's voice echoed through the entire house, waking several slumbering soldiers. Walter shrugged it off, figuring that the vampire was up to his normal tricks. "H!" she screamed out. Obviously, they had both done something seriously bad. The truth suddenly hit Walter like a ton of bricks.
"Those bloody idiots..." Walter muttered as he took a sip of tea, intent on ignoring the whole situation altogether.
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H and Alucard where standing in front of Integra's desk. She was standing on the opposite side, her hands planted firmly on the desk, and her face flushed with anger, embarrassement, or a mixture of both. "I should kill you both," she hissed. H let out a whimper of fear, and Alucard even seemed a bit worried.
"Um, would it help if I said I was sorry?" H squeeked. A harsh stare was all he got as an answer. "I suppose not..."
"Alucard, explain. NOW," she ordered her loyal servant.
"Well, I went into H's mind while he was asleep in order to learn about his past. I figured he might have a flashback dream. This led to that, and we ended up in Walter's dream. We caused a bit of trouble for him... it's actually a funny story," Alucard smiled. Integra didn't seem to be in the mood for funny stories. "We then went to your dream. We had no idea you where having... that kind of dream. We where just about to leave when you noticed us." Integra seemed a bit unbelieving on the last part.
"We covered our eyes, at least!" H interjected. He quickly shut up when Integra glared at him. "Sorry, I'll stay quiet."
"I'm not sure what sort of punishment is required for this sort of thing. But I'll figure something out. Alucard, no blood for 4 days. H, I'm docking your pay for a month," she told them. Alucard's face fell drasticly, and H hung his head in shame. "Now get out of my office. If anything like this ever happens again, I will kill you both. And yes, Alucard, I will find a way to kill you." The two Hellsing members made their way out of the room and into the hallway outside, and Integra slammed the door behind her.
"That was not good," H sighed when they where safely out of earshot.
"At least she didn't fire you," Alucard leaned against the hallway wall.
"Yeah, you have a point. Oh well, we deserved it," H turned to walk away. "By the way, if I catch you in my dreams again, it won't be pretty."
"Is that a threat?" Alucard smirked, but H ignored him and walked away. "Hm... well, that was interesting. But I've still got a few hours of nightfall to kill. What to do... what to do..." Alucard muttered to himself as he faded into the shadows.
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My humble attempts to add some actual comedy to the story. You know, I have a funny story involving the Chupacabra being thrown at Walter. I was standing under a broken lightbulb, and as soon as I came up with that idea (it was the first idea I had for the chapter), the lightbulb clicked on. Wierd, huh? Hahah... please review!