Once her breathing returned to normal, Harley released a large yawn, and tried to hide it in Joker's neck. He chuckled and lifted her off him, letting a low hiss slip from his lips at the feeling, and laid her back in bed, covering her up with the blanket.
"Puddin?"
"Get some sleep, baby. I've got some business to deal with today."
When another yawn took over her, she gave in and nodded, settling back in bed and getting comfortable. Closing her eyes when he leaned down and kissed her forehead, Harley was asleep in minutes. Getting dressed, Joker headed downstairs to meet with a few people. By the middle of the day, he found himself not listening to the last meeting of the day, unable to focus. Finally standing, he grunted and looked to the man seated across from him.
"We'll finish this another day."
"You can't really afford to not listen to me, Mr. Joker. Not when it's clear you can't protect your own people."
A surge of anger coursed through the clown, and he moved forward, grabbing the man around the neck, pressing him back into the wall.
"What was that?"
"Everyone seems to think you're going soft."
"Going soft? Is that the word on the streets, then."
"Well, you haven't caused any real mayhem in Gotham in a while. They're thinking they can just come in and take over your turf."
Releasing the man's throat, Joker started to pace his office, growls and mumbled words escaping him. Pulling a knife from his pocket, he opened it and threw it at the wall, the blade embedding in the wall right next to his business meeting's head.
"They want mayhem? Well alright! Time to have some fun!"
Walking out of the meeting, and motioning his men to show the other man out of the club, he went back upstairs, slamming the apartment door. Momentarily forgetting that his Queen was sleeping in the bedroom, Joker picked up a chair and threw it across the kitchen, slamming it into the cabinets above the sink. In the bedroom, Harley awoke with a jolt at the loud noise, and got up. Pulling on the closest thing to her, which happened to be one of his shirts, she picked up her bat from where it'd been placed by the bed, and opened the door. Another chair came flying from the kitchen, slamming into the mirror on the wall and shattering it.
"What the heck, Mistah J?!"
Pausing in the middle of throwing the last kitchen chair, he peered over at Harley in the bedroom door, holding her bat. Looking down at the chair, he simply dropped it instead of throwing it, and stood up straight, smoothing his hair back over his head.
"Ahhh, did I wake you?"
"Kinda hard ta sleep when the house is bein` destroyed…..whats wrong?"
Grumbling, he vaulted over the back of the couch before dropping to sit on it. She came over and sat next to him, laying her bat on the cushion next to her, and he explained what he'd been told not ten minutes before.
"Ooooo is it time for date night, puddin?"
"I think it might be!"
Harley squealed and threw her arms around his neck, kissing his cheek before grabbing her bat again and bouncing into the bedroom again. Joker chuckled and heard the water running in the bathtub in the bathroom, and looked around at the destruction.
"Oops…."
Grunting, he stood up and went about cleaning up the mess he'd made. Moving into the bathroom to clean a small cut he'd gotten on his finger from a shard of the mirror, and he licked his lips when he saw Harley reclining in a tub of water. Trying his best to ignore her, he washed his hands, grunting at the sting of the water. The light slosh of the water caught his attention again, and he looked over, seeing his Queen resting her arms on the side of the tub, her chin resting on them.
"What?"
"Hurt yerself, puddin?"
"Just a little cut, that's all."
Shrugging lightly she settled back into the water and closed her eyes. Finishing up, he leaned over and kissed her forehead before moving back into the bedroom to get changed. It wasn't long before Harley joined him, getting dressed, and the two of them headed out to his car as soon as the sun set. Speeding through the city, terrorizing pedestrians, and looking out for somewhere to cause more mayhem.
"Oooo! Look, Mistah J!"
Peering over at her for a moment, and seeing where she was looking, Joker grinned and skidded to a stop outside the store. The pair exited the car, and he aimed his gun at the window, firing twice and shattering it it. Bouncing in behind him, Harley kissed his cheek and moved around the store. Shaking his head at all the white that greeted him, he simply leaned on the wall, letting his Queen take what she wanted. She didn't take long, and within ten minutes, they had everything stored in the trunk, and were tearing through the city again. Sirens sounded behind them before long, and both of them gave a laugh, knowing their car could outrun police cruisers.
"Let's have some fun with them, shall we?"
Pulling his gun from his holster, he pulled his upper body out the car window and aimed at the tires of the car following. Harley took the wheel and laughed again as Joker fired a few shots, two hitting the wheel of the cruiser and causing it to flip and crash onto the hood of another. Both of them exploded and went up in flames, and he slipped back into the car, laughing maniacally. Harley reached over and laid her hand on his leg, squeezing gently and grinning at her King. Pulling a bag from the back of the car, he sat it in her lap before leaning over and pulling her into a bruising kiss for a few seconds.
"Have fun, baby."
Opening the bag, the woman gave a giddy giggle and pulled a grenade, pulling the pin and tossing it out her window as they sped through the city. She wasn't even paying attention to what blew up, she was too enthralled by the giddy look on Joker's face. Pulling the pin on the last grenade in the bag, she tossed it out HIS window, watching as it lodged in the tailpipe of a parked car, and giggling hysterically when the car exploded behind them. Having lost the cops for the time being, he skidded to a halt again outside of another store before they climbed out and she shattered the window with her bat.
"This is so fun! Thanks for bringin` me puddin!"
"Well it wouldn't be much of a date night if I was by myself!"
Again, it didn't take more than ten minutes to stash everything in the car and take off through the streets again. Harley looked back over her shoulder at one particular item she didn't think Joker had seen her stash, and grinned before turning back to look at the road. Again, she reached over and put a hand on his thigh, squeezing as he whipped the car around and headed back towards their club/apartment. Slowing to a stop in the garage, after making sure they weren't being followed, the pair collected their loot and darted inside. They entered their apartment amid laughter and giggles. Taking her secret item to the bedroom and hiding it, she came back into the living room and jumped onto Joker's back, his arms looping under her knees immediately.
"I'm surprised batsy didn't show up!"
"Hmm…me too, actually. Oh well! At least he didn't fuck up our fun!"
Harley grinned and nibbled on his ear, her arms wrapped around his neck as he held her on his back.
"I love you, Mistah J."
"Love you too, Harls."
The two of them made their way to the bedroom, spending the rest of the night letting the adrenaline from their crime spree leak out into their bed.
AN: Two chapters in one day! You might actually get more later, because I'm in the mood to write! Heck yeah! Thank you all for the lovely reviews and praise! Keep reviewing, it makes me happy and feeds my muse!