Here is the reason why i didnt update very fast. I got kidnapped by an Alien. Then my cat plotted my death, and sent me to the middle of the ocean. I then got a ride on some Sea Turtles and met a mermaid. Once i was back on land i walked to the middle of some forrest and was chased by bears, lions, wolves, and i think a unicorn. Once i got home, i was sent to mars to find life.
But alas i am back. So i am going to update.
Here is this one!
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LAST TIME/LAST NIGHT:
"I will tell you another time, yeah." He said as we all started looking at the fire works above. I leaned against some random dude. Turns out its Sasori. What is with me and him? Its crazy… But might as well like it as it lasts. Even i know that they know i wont be here forever. Might as well make the best of this.
MORNING THE NEXT DAY:
So last night was full of yelling, sake, singing, screaming, dancing, and trying to get the fire off of everyone when Deidara set off a bomb in the middle of a fire when almost everyone was holding sake. And it caught on fire easy. Good thing i stayed a little sober. More sober then the others. But it was enough drinking to cause a hang over and forget half of last night… I think i saw Itachi make out with a rock. I don't really remember.
I walk down stairs trying to heal my major head ace. No matter how bomb my awesome healing ninja skills, i can never really get rid of a hang over… There is really nothing you can do about it. Damn. But i walk into the kitchen, walk to the kinda big table and sit in a random chair. The others had coffee. I then had a cup of my own from my favorite Tobi.
Poor Tobi. He was covered in wounds. Burns, cuts from glass. And i think there is something that looks like a crab claw? I don't even want to know.
"So what happened last night?" I asked barley above a whisper and looked around at everyone. We where all here. The only one that isn't here is Zetsu. I think i heard someone say something about him getting some human take out under the red light… I feel sorry for the hooker.
"I only remember some things." Itachi said with his eyes closed and coffee cup in hands.
"I say we try to remember everything and put it all together." Sasori said as he poked Deidara in the head.
"What happened, yeah?" Deidara asked snapping his head up "Ow!" His poor hungover head.
"Come here, Dusk." I said as he slowly made his way over to me "I cant really heal the hang over. But i can try." I started to heal his hurting head with my bomb glowing green hands
"Thanks Saku." He said as he sat in the seat next to me. Kisame came back, saw Deidara in his seat, and grumbled. Then took Deidaras old one.
"Imma turn into a cat for a while, yeah. And i remember Kisame making out with a fish he got from the sea. And then him saying something about Nemo, yeah." Deidara said as he poofed into the cutest yellow kitten. I then grabbed him off the chair and started petting him in my lap. He purred.
"They are so cute." I said to Inner as she agreed "And i wonder about Kisame."
"Same…" Inner said
"I remember…" I started "Itachi making out with a rock. Him singing Sexy Back." He looked scared "Him crying about Sasuke. And something about feeling pretty."
"I feel like a homo…" He mumbled.
"I remembered that Hidan dressed like a girl." Kakuzu started "Cried his heart out to you Sakura. Tried to be my hooker while saying he will fuck Jashin as a kitten…"
"No wonder why i woke up with a skirt on…" Hidan mumbled
"I remember…" Itachi started thinking. After a minute "That you gave money to Sakura. Did a money dance. Made out with money… then went to… fuck… money…"
"Even when he is drunk all he does is things with money!" Inner yelled
"No wonder…" He went off mumbling something about a dick and paper cuts… I am scared to ask or even think about it.
"Tobi remembers Sakura making out with Deidara and Sasori!" Tobi yelled as i then spit my coffee all over Itachi, he was sitting in front of me. Deidara jumped on the table looking shocked. Sasori looked shocked as well. I love Deidaras shocked face better. "Then Itachi set me on fire! Other then that Tobi doesn't remember anything! And Tobi was a good boy! Good Boy Tobi stayed sober!"
"And thats all you can fucking remember?" Hidan asked
"Tobi has a short attention span." I mumbled as everyone agreed "Tobi was a good boy. You can go now Tobi and draw or do something. Don't eat to much candy."
"Ok Sakura-chan!" Tobi then ran out of the room saying something about coloring a picture.
"Tobi is a cute kid…" I mumbled as i started petting Deidara again "Sasori? Hidan? Remember anything?"
"You are taking the 'making out with two boys' very good." Kisame smirked
"I do a lot when drunk…" I said "Im use to it."
"I cant believe i made out with a fish though…" Kisame mumbled as we turned to Hidan
"I remember everything else other then what you guys said." Hidan mumbled. Oh my raccoon! No cussing!
"Tell us…" Sasori mumbled
"Deidara, i think you should be human for this." I said as he nodded and then poofed. He got on his clothes quickly and then sat down next to me "Go on Hidan."
"For damn Itachi, Sakura, you named everything really. He also fucking set Tobi on fire. Good damn thing Tobi knows the 'stop, drop, and roll' or he will be a fucking crisp." Hidan tried not to laugh
"Go on…" Itachi mumbled. A little red was hitting his eyes. Oh my raccoon! He doesn't have his blood line on!
Deidara remembered Kisame?" I asked looking at him sit next to me as he nodded his head a little
"Kisame, did fucking make out with a fucking fish." Hidan was trying so hard not to laugh "I think he said it was fucking Nemo."
"Oh hell…" Kisame mumbled
"And he ran around in one of Sakuras thongs." Hidan bursted out laughing when he saw me and Kisames faces
"I have a pair of extra clothes?" I asked a little shocked. I remember taking nothing of mine with me.
"We had Itachi and Sasori pack some of your stuff before we left. They are already put up." Zetsu said popping out of the ground "And i just put some more in there now."
"Is that why you keep on going somewhere?" I asked as he nodded then turned into a kitten and left before i can tackle him in a hug. He is so cute as a kitten. Still a little scary, but cute.
"Now say Kakuzu." I smiled
"Fucking Kakuzu… All what Itachi said. Everything with fucking money." Hidan shook his head "Me on the other hand, you named everything off the bat. And that skirt was fucking cute on me."
"Watch it be one of mine…" I mumbled "Now say… Sasori."
"He made out with Sakura and a fucking puppet." Hidan said after his laughing attack
"Damn…" Sasori mumbled
"Then he fucking made me and Kakuzu dance! I forgot the damn dance though…" Hidan glared at Sasori, he only got a smirk, but then Hidan smiled evilly "Then he fucking said he was Peter Pan! Wanting to always stay fucking young." He started laughing his ass off. So did Deidara and Kisame. Sasori glared
"At least i didn't dress like a girl and try to get into Kakuzus pants." Sasori said as Hidan stopped laughing
"Moving on." Me and Itachi said
"This is way to early to have a fight…" I mumbled grabbing my pounding head. "Say Deidaras."
"Deidara…" Hidan started thinking back. "He made out with you Sakura."
"I already know that." I mumbled
"Then he almost fucking set everyone on fucking fire!" Everyone but me glared at him
"Leave him alone…" I mumbled
"And this is fucking funny." Hidan said looking at Deidara "You thought you could fucking fly. You climbed the fucking tallest tree and fucking jumped out of it!"
"No wonder why it feels like i have a broken bone or two, yeah." Deidara said
"I will heal you later." I said as he nodded
"Now say Sakura." Itachi said
"Well, if you think i was the fucking hooker. You're damn wrong." Hidan smiled at me
"Oh raccoon…" I said as i put my head on the table
"You made out with Sasori and Deidara." Hidan began
"I know…" I said
"And you also got into there pants." Hidan smiled
"What?" I raised my head up
"You fucked them." Hidan said very matter-of-factly "But you also cried your heart out to me. Wanted to be Kakuzus hooker. Danced, singed. and thats fucking it."
"Holy mother of all things brown…" I mumbled as i looked at Deidara and Sasori
"I don't remember you fucking them…" Inner said
"If im drunk so are you… not as much… but still drunk…" I said to her
"Fuck!" I yelled jumping out of my chair "Im a hooker!" With that i ran to Tobis room. I heard Hidan laughing his ass off. I ran into Tobis room and jumped on his bed, after closing and locking the door
"Is Sakura-chan ok?" Tobi asked as he was sitting next to me in a second
"Hidan said i…" I stopped. I cant cuss in front of Tobi… much. "did the dirty deed with Sasori and Deidara."
"Tobi doesn't remember that." Tobi said as he patted my back "Tobi only remembers what you and Deidara did."
"Why only me and him?" I asked looking up at him a little
"Because you are Tobis favorites!" Tobi said as he showed me some chocolate
"Aw!" I said as i grabbed Tobi an hugged him "You are my favorite Tobi!"
"Ruff!" Tobi said "I am a kitten!"
"Sure you are Tobi." I laughed a little "So what are you doing?"
"Tobi is drawing a picture!" He said as he hopped off the bed "Wanna see it?"
"Sure." I said as i crawled to the edge of the bed and sat there. He then showed me a drawing.
"Oh wow…" Inner said
"He really doesn't want me to leave, huh?" I asked her
It was a picture of everyone. The boys where kittens while i sat in the middle. Lolli Pop and Dusk where sitting in my lap while i pet Fire who was at my side. Shadow and Split where just chilling near my feet. Stitches and Jashin where playing… more like fighting. And Sharky was eating. On the bottom it said 'Blossoms Kittens'
"This is really good Tobi." I said as i was looking at it more "Can i keep it?"
"Tobi was going to give it to Sakura-chan anyways!" Tobi said "Is it really good?"
"This is one of the best i have ever seen." I said with a smile as i patted him on the head "Do you know where my room is?"
"Its right next door!" Tobi said as he dragged me to my room "Tobi helped put everything together with Zetsu!"
"How long have i been here?" I asked
"You been in the chair for about a day and a half. Like not even a week?" Tobi didn't seem to sure himself.
"Thanks Tobi. Tell Zetsu i said thank you to." I said as he nodded and went off to go look for him. I closed my door and put the picture in a frame i just so happen to find. I then started looking around my new room. After i was done, i found myself looking at the roof.
"You know tomorrow is the day, right?" Inner asked
"Remind me…" I said back
"Tomorrow is the day we lost our family."
"I was going to run off an find Kabuto…" My eyes went wide for a moment "I have to go an look for him."
"They wont let us leave." Inner said simply
"I have a plan."
"Tell me…" She said as i started telling her the plan.
For all i can say right now, i can only say little. If i say it all now, then i wont be able to stop myself from crying And i am going to make you wait for the plan and everything later because i am evil! Mwhha!. I have to wait till later tonight. Because tonight. I am going to pack my things.
IN THE LEAF: Normal POV
"Sasuke has been in the leaf for a year(?) now!" Naruto said as everyone cheered. Everyone was there. Naruto(Of course), Sasuke(duh!), Ino(Why wouldn't she be there when her beloved Sasuke was there), Hinata(Oh Naruto…), Sai, Kakashi(And his porn book), Shino, Kiba, Akamaru(Oh my raccoon i love him!), Chouji(For the food), Shikamaru, Lee, Neji(He was dragged but the power of youth!), Tenten, Gaara(Naruto dragged him and he was in town), Temari, and Kankurou.
"Sasuke!" Ino yelled wrapping her arms around his neck "Its good that you stayed this long!"
"That still gives you no right to touch me…" Sasuke said as she went back to her seat
"You let Sakura hug you…" She mumbled
"Ino!" Hinata said quickly "Y-you know that y-you s-shouldnt talk about S-sakura around them…"
"She left the village twice!" Ino threw her hands in the air
"I left once to someone much worse…" Sasuke glared
"Lets just stop talking about her." Gaara said as everyone turned to him with confused looks on there faces. He never talks unless its to Naruto or its important. And we all know that he and Sakura where GOOD friends. Hint hint wink wink. Only Hinata knows about the kiss. "Me and Tsunade are trying to get her back with out death."
Poor Gaara. He liked her to… Sorry i am a GaaraSakura fan… So i just have to throw it in here at least once!
"Gaara…" Hinata mumbled
"Whats going on with you?" Naruto asked "You been acting weird from the day Sakura left."
"Sakura did a lot for my brother and us." Temari said
"So Gaara feels the need to help her out." Kankurou "Like… a payment back or something."
"At least he is trying to talk to the Elder into letting Sakura live if she comes back." Tenten said
"She is someone we don't need to lose." Shika said after a yawn.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked dumbly
"You really are dumb…" Ino said shaking her head
"Don't forget dickies." Sai said with a smile
"Whats with you and dicks?" Naruto glared at him
"Nothing." Sai still smiled "I just never thought a boy will have that small of a dick."
"Leave him alone." Kakashi
"Thank you!" Naruto said relieved
"Its not nice to make fun of girls." Kakashi said as Naruto then fell out of his chair. Yosh, anime style.
"We just need to trust in Youthful Sakura!" Lee had fire in his eyes "We all know that she would only do something if it was to help others!"
"Agree." Temari said with a nod
"For once i agree with Lee." Neji said.
"Why am i here again?" Shino asked. No one heard
"I think Sakura should live if she comes back." Tenten said
"I do to." Ino said "I mean, i will miss her. I wouldn't have anyone to piss off."
"Ruff!" Akamaru barked
"Akamaru agrees." Kiba said "Sakura was good company when i took Akamaru out for walks."
"I-i miss her…" Hinata said
"She was ugly. But it was fun making her mad." Sai smiled
"You got your ass kicked in the end." Kakashi said with his nose in a book.
"Sakura is my sister, i wouldn't want her to die anyways." Sasuke said
"I agree." Naruto said with a thumbs up
"All we have to do is have the Elder agree with us." Shika said "She isn't someone who would change her mind easy to."
"She is hard to get along with…" Gaara said "Me and Tsunade are trying everything we can."
"That just shows we cant give up!" Naruto said "I promise to bring Sakura back alive AND have that elder keep her alive! Believe it!"
"The number one stupid ninja has a point." Sasuke mumbled as everyone agreed.
Then they went to getting drunk and passing out at someones house.
SAKURAS POV:
"Someone is talking about me…" I said as i was sitting with everyone in the living room. We where channel surfing. And i so far got all the hangovers gone. I left Hidan to suffer. "I just know it…"
"Who would talk about you?" Kisame asked
"A lot of people…" I glared at the wall "I think it is… i don't know."
"Thats smart…" Kakuzu said from counting his money. I opened my mouth to say something "No i did not pull this out of my ass." Hidan fell on the floor laughing
"How did you know?" I asked a little shocked
"Sakura… its you we are talking about." He said as he got more money out of a case next to the couch
"Smart ass…" I mumbled as i saw Itachi pass a good movie on the tv "Turn it back!"
"This one?" He asked as he turned it on the movie
"Yosh!" I said as i pulled my legs close to my chest and leaned back on Kisame. For a big fish guy, he is really comfy
"I never watched this, yeah." Deidara said as he grabbed some more popcorn
"Its a good movie." I smiled "Now shhh!"
"Itachi," Zetsu said as his came out from under the ground "In the other room please."
"Hn." Itachi said as he stood up and left with Zetsu
"I think they are going to fuck…" Hidan said
"I think Itachi is going to made Zetsu a salad…" I smiled at the idea. Everyone looked at me weird "Itachi IS a crazy guy. Im sure he can do it."
"And turn Kisame into sea food." Sasori said as i felt Kisame shiver
"Never remind me of that day again." Kisame said
"What happened?" I asked
"I ate some of Itachis dango." Kisame said as i gulped
"NEVER eat Itachis Dango, yeah." Deidara said
That man and his dango. Eat it, Itachi will have the scariest thing alive and bravest thing shit there pants.
"Agree." We all said as we started watching the movie
Now all i have to do is wait a little longer, pack my things. And then…
Well…
Bye…
My Kittens.
This is the end of this one!
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