Ulquiorra peered from the kitchen, making sure everyone who could come had come (seeing as several were suffering from injuries and such). Tousen was taking care of his flock of pet Menos...Barragan was in the infirmary, he'd heard...Nnoitra had some teeth issues...Aaroniero was still recovering from the "pipe-feeding" incident...
Ulquiorra sighed, grabbing the cooler from the counter and walking out. It was amazing, really, how rapidly their numbers could decrease just from food-related incidents. As he walked into the room, everyone turned and stared at him. Ulquiorra payed their stares no attention, walking around and handing out the food—a single juice box.
Yammi's lower lip trembled and his eyes began to water. "Is...is this all there is?..."
"There's one more thing." Yammi's eyes lit up like an exploding star, as Ulquiorra grabbed something else from the cooler and began handing it out to everyone, starting with Yammi.
Alas, the tenth Espada's eyes began watering even more, sniffling as the single lonely apricot was set before him. Everyone stared to see his reaction, as Ulquiorra continued passing out th—
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHH! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" Yammi threw the juice box and apricot down his throat and swallowed without chewing, running out of the room and leaving a miniature salt river of tears in his wake.
Aizen sighed, ignoring the wailing coming from the hallway and the new Yammi-shaped hole decorating the wall, choosing instead to inspect the apricot suspiciously before taking a large chomp.
Szayel sighed, biting into his apricot as well. "There goes yet another hole I have to fix..." he muttered with his mouth full. All the other Espada, as well, began munching on their apricots.
Curious, Halibel picked up her juice box, as she was unable to eat the apricot. "Hmm, I wonder what flavor this is? It's not marked," she said as she stabbed the straw into the hole to create an opening, intending to at least smell it to determine its flavor, even if she couldn't drink it either.
Aizen choked on his apricot, seeing there was half a worm in there for some reason and realizing the other half was in his mouth. He felt like a semi-cannibal. His choking filled up the awkward silence in the room.
Nobody was prepared for the massive blast of yellow reiatsu which blew away another one of the room's walls. "Not another one!" Szayel exclaimed in protest. In the middle of the golden tornado stood Halibel.
"BLOOOOOOD! FOOOOOD! WHERE IS THE FOOOOOD?!" The angry, loud shouts coming from her were completely new to all of them (even Aizen). Instead of waiting for an answer, Halibel ran away, crashing through a thirdwall and leaving a Halibel+reiatsu hole through it. Szayel moaned, falling back into the remains of his chair in despair. The Espada could hear something resembling "FOOD! BLOOD!" being screamed by Halibel as she disappeared into the distance, getting fainter and fainter until they couldn't hear it anymore.
"What was all that about?" Zommari asked, disturbed for once.
"Erm..." Everyone looked over at Szayel's sprawled form on the ground as he answered. "It appears that Ulquiorra here handed out juice boxes filled with blood, the smell of which incited Halibel into a 'feeding frenzy' mode..."
Instantaneously, multiple juice boxes were thrown or dropped onto the ground. "Nice to know..." Grimmjow muttered, heading out of the room. Most of the other Espada followed suit, leaving Aizen, Szayel, and Ulquiorra alone in the wrecked room.
"Oops."
"...you do know you're cleaning and fixing this up, right, Szayel?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" It was said that Szayel's scream could be heard through the World of the Living all the way into Soul Society, though these claims are slightly doubtable...
Oh Ulqui...xD For this story (if there's any confusion) Blood=vampire bats, apricot is fruit=fruit bats. Hehe.