Okay, here we go. Some details have been changed in this chapter from my actual life. Since lets face it, some of the stuff I'm about to say is obviously not how my life actually is...I hope.

"Why do Jaune and Pyrrha get the front seat?!" Ruby said as those two were allowed to sit up front with JC.

"Because they're the tallest, that back seat is torture for anyone who is tall, so the shorter ones in the back." He said as he didn't look back.

He could only fit six people in his truck, Jaune and Pyrrha had height, so he put them in the front with him. While Weiss, Ruby, and Nora were in the backseat.

BUMP

"OW!" They heard Yang yell.

Oh and he put Ren, Blake, and Yang in the truck bed underneath a cover.

"Sorry!" He yelled as he had to slow down for bumps.

"You know! It's a miracle you haven't been pulled over by the cops yet!" Blake yelled from the truck bed underneath the tonneau cover.

"If you keep quiet, we won't have to worry about that!" He yelled back as he suddenly looked back at the road.

"Oh they are going to hate me..." He said as he took a look.

They were coming up on the infamous grenade blast road, nothing but pot holes and bumpy roads.

BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!

"OW! OW! OW! OW!" Blake, Yang, and Ren were officially bumping heads in the truck bed.

"Wow, suddenly backseat doesn't suck." Ruby said as Nora pointed something out.

"Why didn't you just have Yang, Blake, and Ren sit on our laps?" She said as JC stopped the truck.

"Oh...I didn't think of that." He said as he pulled over to the side of the road.

"Hey guys! You can get out, Nora came up with the idea to GURK!" He was cut off by Yang's hand shooting out of the truck bed and choking him.

"YOU...NEARLY...RUINED...MY...HAIR!" She said with her eyes blazing red.

"UGH! GAH! It..STILL LOOKS GOOD!" He choked out like he was Gollum from lord of the rings.

"Now Yang, lets just get in the back, I'm sure we can talk about this later." Blake said trying to calm her down.

Yang huffed and got out, while the backseat sucked, and was uncomfortable, she took her place in Ruby's lap, while Blake took a seat on Weiss, and Ren took a seat on Nora.

"Ha ha! Ren your butt is solid!" Nora said.

"Not now Nora..." He said as this was an embarassing position.

"Okay, back on the road." JC said trying to ignore the red bruise forming on his neck.

Great looked like he was part of some kinky sex party.

"How about we turn on some music?" Pyrrha said as the radio came on.

I never thought...that it was wise...to wish too much...

A sad song came on the radio.

"NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT FUCKING AGAIN!" JC yelled as he changed the song.

"Are...Are you okay?" Jaune asked.

JC turned to him, and then at Pyrrha. Then to him, then back to Pyrrha.

"Jaune...whatever you do, Keep an eye on Pyrrha.." JC said as he suddenly remembered something.

Pyrrha was alive, but she was going to die. What was he supposed to do with that information?

"Uh, Okay, but I don't see..." He was cut off.

"Trust me, this could save a life...just keep an eye on her." JC said as it was the only time he seemed serious since they met him.

Whatever happened, it must have been devastating.

"Uhm, Okay." Neither Jaune or Pyrrha could understand why he was freaking out.

"Sooo, whats your parents house like?" Ruby asked trying to break the tension.

"Knowing him, probably a small shack." Weiss said unintentionally being a bitch.

"Ouch, uhm actually we're coming up on it." He said as he pulled into a driveway.

"Woah..." Yang said.

"Thats a big shack..." Blake said.

They saw a large white house, it wasn't a mansion, but one thing was sure, it was bigger than what they were expecting. There was a sailboat in the backyard, as well as a few expensive cars in the driveway.

"I...I honestly thought you were a country bumpkin..." Weiss said.

"Oh we are...that doesn't mean we can't have nice things..." JC said as he pulled into the garage.

"Now..let me do the talking..." He said as he suddenly heard barking.

"Oh boy here comes-" He was cut off as soon as they saw a large dog tackle him to the ground.

"BARK BARK!" He was soon being assaulted by a large wet tongue.

"Ah! Come on Zeus!" He said as he was laughing as he pushed the dog off of him.

"RUFF!" It barked happily as it sat down on its haunches.

It was a large st bernard/husky mix. It was a ton of fluff, and one of the most adorable dogs you had ever seen.

"Zeus! Look! New people!" He said as the dog turned his head fast.

"BARK BARK BARK!" He said as he got excited and wagged his tail.

He took turns sniffing every one of them. But it was when he froze and looked at Blake that she felt uncomfortable.

"No...No...No..." She said as she felt worried.

And she had a reason to, the dog tackled her to the ground and started to lick her all over.

"HEY! GET OFF!" Blake said as she was buried under about one hundred pounds of pure fluffiness.

"Awwww, he likes Blake!" Yang said as Ruby was gushing over how cute the dog was.

"OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH! You are just one of the cutest things I have ever seen." She said as she was petting the dog all over.

His response was to lay on his back and let the bubbly girl rub him all over.

"Well, that keeps Rubes occupied, now..." He was cut off by the door opening.

"Oh! DALE! HE BROUGHT A GIRL HOME!" A woman's voice yelled out as they went over to Weiss.

"No! Ma! Its not-" He was cut off as the lady grabbed Weiss by the face.

"Oh! Let Momma take a look at you! Oh Dale! Come and look at this!" She said as a man wearing a steyson and a 'Trump 2016' shirt walked over as he was drinking a bottle of wild turkey bourbon.

"Huh? Well what do we got here?!" He said as he went over...but not to Weiss, but to Nora.

"Now ain't you just the cutest thing I ever done seen?!" He said as he towered over Nora.

"No! Dad! Thats not-" He was cut off by his dad giving both Ren and Nora a giant bear hug.

"Dale! I meant this un!" His Momma yelled out as JC just walked over to the wall and started banging his head against the wall.

"What?! Whadda you mean?! Obviously he's dating this un!" He said as he took a swig of Wild Turkey.

"Maybe its just that bourbon going to your head, but he's obviously with this sophisticated young lady here!" His Mom said as Weiss never felt so uncomfortable.

"You been drinking too! I see that bottle of Pink Moscato sticking out of your Purse!" He said as JC finally yelled.

"MOM! DAD! JUST LET ME TALK!" He said as they all stopped.

"Mom...Dad...these are friends from school, I am not dating any of them..." He said as they suddenly took a look around.

"Oh...I see..." His dad said.

"NOOOO!" His mom yelled.

"How do you expect to give me any grand children at this rate!" His mom yelled as Yang was trying not to laugh.

"For gods sake mom! I'm 21 years old! I have time!" He said as his Mom rolled his eyes.

"Don't you take that mature tone with me Sonny boy! You still ask me to make you Smore pancakes with chocolate milk!" He said as JC was close to collapsing on the ground and crying in embarrassment.

"I'm not saying I'm mature, just that I don't need to worry about finding me a wife just yet!" He said as Dale came to his defense.

"Yeah, dear, he has time to do it, he can wait." He said as his wife turned on him.

"Oh? As I recall we couldn't wait!" She said back.

"Hey! We were going to wait! It wasn't my fault the condom broke!" He said as JC was considering breathing in the exhaust fumes from his truck.

Great, now everybody knew he was a broken condom baby. Just fan fucking tastic.

"Okay lets all calm down here." Ruby said as Zeus barked in agreement.

His Mom and Dad had finally finished their argument.

"Well well, at least we know he's friends with such pretty young ladies..." Dale said as he put an arm around Jaune and Ren.

"I'm a man..." Ren said.

"Me too..." Jaune said.

"Well holy shit!" Dale said as he couldn't believe it.

"Y'all way too pretty to be men!" He said as it was Jaune and Ren's turn to be embarassed.

"Hey! I like Renny pretty!" Nora said as she hugged Ren.

"Oops! Honey! Looks like he ain't dating the little orange hair girl after all!" Dale said.

"What about this tall red head?!" His mom looked at Pyrrha.

"No! Pyrrha is my girlfriend!" Jaune yelled as he hugged her close.

"G-Girlfriend!" Pyrrha's brain had shut down from pure happiness.

"Oh dang it..." His mom said.

"Look, can we just all relax, Mom, dad, once again, I am not dating any of them, they are just friends!" He said as his parents groaned.

"Well in that case, we were just about to cook dinner, you're all welcome inside." His mom said as his parents went back inside.

"..." He was quiet as they all looked at him.

"Well...they're interesting..." Pyrrha said.

"Funny." Ruby said.

"I now see where you get your drinking from." Weiss said.

"They only drink every once in a while, trust me, wait til they sober up, you will be shocked at the change in personality." He said as they walked inside.

"Huh, I expected it to look...different." Weiss said as they got inside.

The interior wasn't anything fancy, but at the same time, wasn't the rundown shack that Weiss was expecting. It was fairly clean, except for the occasional bottles of booze, and a mounted deer head every once in awhile.

"How are your parents still alive with how much they seem to drink?" Yang said as even Uncle Qrow had to cut down on his drinking.

"I wish I knew, all I know is it has something to do with them being born in Ireland, and the fact we're about five miles away from the wisconsin border, we're practically baptized in alcohol." He said as that was as best as he could have put it.

He knew the Irish could drink a lot, but at times they had nothing on Wisconsin.

"So uh...Jaune, did you mean that?" Pyrrha said.

"UhM! Well..I mean...Uh...I need to...get to know you..but uh...I don't see...why not?" He said as it was not the answer Pyrrha was looking for, but it would do.

"Okay..." Pyrrha said as she would take it.

"Oh hey! Smells good!" Ruby said as they walked into the kitchen.

"Here we go! Crawfish broiled with shrimp, corn, and potatoes! Cajun style!" His dad said as he unloaded a ton of food onto a large plate.

"Oh yeah, and my dad was raised in Louisiana, they know how to cook down there." He said as he loaded his plate up with crawfish.

"Well, I suppose we could have some." Yang said as she took a plate.

CRACK!

They turned to see JC opening a bottle of Samuel Addams Oktoberfest.

"What?" He asked.

"Don't you think you should cut down on your drinking while we're here?" Ruby asked.

"Considering you all just found out that I was a broken condom baby, while having to listen to my parents rant about me finding a wife, I think I deserve a beer." He said as they all shrugged.

"Okay that makes sense." Yang said.

"Maybe two beers..." He said.

"That's fine." Weiss said.

"How about twenty?" He asked.

"Okay, now you're pushing it!" Nora said.