Chapter 10: Hoagie Did It Again
Once again it was time for Chris McLean to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Mysteries, it was St. Patrick's Day, and what a surprise to find a leprechaun actually causing bad luck for the folks of Springfield. So that means members of Mystery Inc., and our five teams were sent to capture the unlucky leprechaun.
Some teams tried to do better than others, and others, well couldn't get their act together. In the end, no one caught the unlucky leprechaun who turned out to be Scrappy Duo! Marge was the one who caught him, making it the first time that all the teams had to vote off someone from their team.
So who'll be voted off next? Find out here on Camp Drama Mysteries!
End of commentary.
Jessica needed to ensure that the Fashion Titans would continue their winning streak, in spite of their shared lose with the other teams.
Confessions:
"Chris is planning something big, I can tell" said Jessica.
"Wow, I cannot believe how bossy Jessica is" said Danny.
"She nearly got my boyfriend voted off early!" said Danielle.
"She's even bossier than Gaz" said Dib.
End of confessions.
Chris had indeed called the contestants where he was located, he indeed had a big announcement to make for everyone.
"Today I will like to start adding some of the staff to participate in the competition, namely the Delightful Children will become members of the Fashion Titans" laughed Chris.
"What, this is a joke right?" asked Jessica.
"No joke" laughed Chris, "they're going to participate early as contestants, and I'm calling the shots on this one."
Confessions:
"Oh, I am going to embarrass those Delightfuls by getting them kicked out as soon as possible" laughed Jessica.
"I know Jessica has it in for the Delightfuls, which I wanted to add for some Total Drama" laughed Chris.
"She better not be planning something against us" said the Delightful Children.
"Delightful Children as contestants, now that's scary" said Hoagie.
"I do not know what's worse, that Jessica girl or those Delightfuls" said Abigail.
End of confessions.
"Alright, today's challenge is a murder mystery, which is bringing back to my old favorite from Total Drama Action" laughed Chris, "except this murder, we'll be taken on a field trip to a ski resort."
Suddenly Eggman came into the scene with the bus the contestants arrived on excluding the Delightful Children.
"Alright hop onboard" said Eggman.
As the contestants headed toward a ski resort with Chris onboard, Chris had hoped this kind of challenge would spark conflict between Jessica, the Delightful Children and the rest of the contestants. As the contestants arrived at the ski lodge, Chris was going to initiate some role playing for the contestants.
"Alright, taking a cue from my days at season two of the Total Drama series, this will be a murder scene, where one member or two of each team would be accused of being the murderer" said Chris, "now all we need is a victim for this tragic event."
Suddenly the lights immediately went out to which Chris was tragically found supposedly dead which everyone screamed.
Confessions:
"Okay, I know I didn't turn into any of my aliens to do this" said Ben.
"Wow, we never had this kind of a mystery before!" cried Fred who was freaking out.
"Well it sure wasn't me" said Abigail.
End of confessions.
"Alright, let's settle things down here" said Jessica.
"Who put you in charge?" asked Red.
"Alright no one moves a muscle here, because I'm the only one who's qualified to do this kind of a job" said Hoagie.
"Yea, he is, he solved who killed my Rainbow Monkey at a diner party" added Kuki.
Hoagie had placed on his detective gear in the hopes of finding the culprit behind Chris' supposed death. He first began to inspect Ben and his Omnitrix.
"That device, has it been used recently?" asked Hoagie to Ben who was interrogating him.
"Uh, not recently" said Ben.
"Are there any aliens in that device that can be harmful to someone like Chris?" asked Hoagie.
"Yea, but I would not be the type of a person to do that" replied Ben.
"Ben couldn't have done it" said Gwen Tennyson.
"Wait, you got those fancy powers too, maybe not the same as your cousin but you could be just as irresponsible in misusing them for your own gain" continued Hoagie.
"No, I wouldn't" said Gwen.
"I know you wouldn't" said Hoagie to which he then moved onto Django and Manny.
"You two, either one of you could be behind Chris' demise" said Hoagie.
"Ha, why would I kill someone who would have given me 75 million dollars?" asked Django.
"He's got a point" added Manny.
"That vampire kid, he can turn people into his zombie servants" said Django referring about Edmund.
"Alright Mr. Teenage Vampire" said Hoagie to Edmund, "could you have been involved in Chris' demise?"
"Now why would I even think about even biting Chris, why would we even let Chris have immortality to begin with if that were the case?" asked Edmund.
"Hey, I'm doing the talking and questioning around here" continued Hoagie, "but that's a very good answer why you're not involved."
Hoagie then began to concentrate on Danny, Danielle, Jessica and the Delightful Children.
"First I'm taking both of you two with ghost powers into the interrogation room, either one of you could have the opportunity to overshadow Chris, and make him make it look like a suicide" said Hoagie.
"Hey, we wouldn't do such a thing" said Danny.
"Yea, we're not like that" added Danielle.
"Then that leaves Jessica and the Delightful Children, either one of you could be behind it" said Hoagie.
"Ha, I couldn't have done it, if it were some suspects, I would have to investigate the Delightful Children" laughed Jessica.
Confessions:
"Great, she's framing us for something we never did!" cried the Delightful Children.
"Causing doubt among the contestants with the Delightfuls is fun" laughed Jessica.
"I would have to say Hoagie did it" said Danielle, "he's rather asking too many obvious questions."
End of confessions.
"Let's also not forget that robot girl you missed, if you're such a great detective in pinning her as a possible suspect" continued Jessica.
"Hey!" cried Jenny who didn't like it one bit.
"Or Huey who has a long record of the same vile deeds" continued Jessica.
"What!" cried Huey.
Confessions:
"I do not know who is worse, the Delightful Children or Jessica" said Jenny.
"Man she's getting an early start ticking everyone else off" said Huey.
End of confessions.
"I say it had to be you who done it on poor Chris" said Jessica.
"What, me, how could it be me?" asked Hoagie.
"Come to think of it, he was the only one who came up with those questions, none of us on his team thought about it" said Eustace.
"Hey, I'm a detective, that's what a detective is supposed to be do!" cried Hoagie who was rather quite defensive.
"No, you are causing incitement which is what a suspect would do if they were to get away with something that they could gain out of" continued Jessica.
"Yea, come to think of it, Hoagie is asking so many questions that not even a genius like me could think up" said Hiro.
"I say we vote on it on who could be the most likely suspect" said Jessica as she then gathered the votes of the possible suspects including Hoagie as a suspect.
As everyone tallied their votes, Jessica began to count them.
"One vote goes to Hoagie, another to Hoagie, oh, and here's another that has Hoagie's name on it, and another, and another" laughed Jessica, "they all say Hoagie on them!"
"Wait, there's a mistake!" cried Hoagie as Chef came into the scene to apprehend Hoagie as the main suspect., "I'm innocent I tell ya!"
Hoagie indeed was taken away without any going away ceremony on the Squad Car of Shame, as for Chris, he emerged from a private room within the ski lodge congratulating the Fashion Titans on who supposedly killed him.
"I would like to thank the Fashion Titans for solving this mystery" laughed Chris, "as for the rest of you, you can all enjoy the luxury of the ski resort for the time being."
While Hoagie was being taken away on the Squad Car of Shame, the scene changes to Le Quack who was working with Balrog and M. Bison on the latest scheme.
"Oh, this would do nicely" said Le Quack.
"There's no way I am going to dress up in that costume" said M. Bison.
"Neither am I" added Balrog.
"Oh, you'll get into it alright if you want the 75 million dollars sooner" laughed Le Quack.
As Le Quack continued to plot with Shere Khan and Ghostfreak overseeing it, the scene switches back to Chris.
"Well, that was a wonderful tasteful surprise, the detective being caught being the bad guy" laughed Chris, "tune in next time for more Total Drama here on Camp Drama Mysteries!"