8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Sister (or "Sister Complex III")
Oh yes, Komui has rules.
1. All dates shall be accompanied by Bookman and Timcanpy for recording purposes. I will review said records immediately after while you wait in the Order's dungeons. Release will be granted only when I am satisfied with your conduct. (And, no, I don't care if either Bookman or Allen object.)
2. No matter how long it takes, you will wait patiently and quietly for Lenalee to get ready. Bored? Clean my desk. Alphabetical order, please!
3. "Strike! (heart)" is not a pick-up line.
4. The only person allowed to drink Lenalee's special coffee is me. No exceptions.
5. Anyone who has had any contact or has come under the influence of General Cross Marian is expressly forbidden from touching Lenalee (that lecherous drunken buffoon…) If you are General Cross Marian, you are not allowed within a 50-foot radius of Lenalee – also, please report immediately to my office so I may restrain you and chain you to my desk.
6. Rule #5 is a lie. No matter who you are, you are expressly forbidden from touching Lenalee.
7. You are to return Lenalee to HQ by 7pm. Upon returning, you are required to report to me in the torture…I mean…interrogation room.
8. Last but not least: you make Lenalee cry, I make you cry. I have drills.
By order of Komui Lee, supervisor of the Black Order HQ, any breaking of the above rules will result in punishment from Komurin V. Compliance of these rules earns you a reward courtesy of Komurin V.
Thank you for your time.
Signed,
Komui Lee
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Author's Notes: Rules 2 and 8 were taken from the original 8 Simple Rules and modified a little to suit dear Komui-nii-san XD But basically, you're screwed either way, whether or not you follow the rules…