Disclaimer: Meh, you know.

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So, the Doctor was playing footie in the gun room, in which he discovered an old gun. He went and found Jack, who he decided to shoot the gun at. Mistake. It turned out it was a gender changing gun (One from Swapping Sides) which made Jack a girl. Then Jack, annoyed, shot it at the Doctor, who was a girl. Then they got trigger happy, and shot Darth Vader and CyD. So we have a grand total of 3 males on board. Hmm. So then, they shot Hermione, Harry and Voldy, and . . .

Duh, dun DUH!!

. . . The Fan Girls. Who are now Fan Boys.

When all those shot, gravitated towards the control room, there was a definite murmur of EEEK around. The Doctor had managed to find one of the skirt suits that the Fan Girls had been wearing, as was Jack, in a navy mini, paler blue shirt, vest underneath, and even braces. They both had longer versions of their normal hair, as did Harry and Voldy. The Fan Boys, were holding in-between-their-legs and shuffling off to the wardrobe, because the Fan Girls had been in the middle of wearing bikinis. The newly-boyyed Hermione followed.

So the boys found some jeans and tees, and the girls found some minis and (tighter) tees. The (new) girls were rather determined to make the most of their situation, mainly by peering down their tops every so often. Jack was definitely less bothered though. The Boys were just sitting uncomfortably. Darth Vader had just seemed to change his normal metal outfit, to one of a woman's structure, as had CyD.

Voldy was now talking to Harry in the corner, crying. "No-one understands me!!" Great! Hormonal Voldemort. JK Rowling wont be impressed. Anyway, Harry was now hugging him, patting him on the back. "It's okay . . ."

So, then a load of female Daleks and Cybermen appeared going "What the hell just happened?" Then they all hugged and made up. (Don't ask me how a Dalek hugs.)

Males. Won't ever let something go.

Anyway, they all had a hyperness sundae courtesy of Padme's Sister. (Padme's Brother?) Jack and the Doctor went to the wardrobe to take over looking-at-clothes-to-nick duty. And I started texting some more fan girls to see if they wanted in. Then . . .

Would Jack please come to the Captain's Quarters?

Jack shuffled off from the wardrobe somewhere to try and find this new "Captain's Quarters" while the rest of the random guests on the TARDIS started going "What'sgoingonwhat'sgoingonwhat'sgoingonwhat'sgoingon"

You are now all participants in Big Boat.

A "Stop blowing holes in my ship!" drifted down the corridor.

Everyone else just looked at each other.

You shan't be let out of the TARDIS until one one remains

"Ooh, you going to evict us?"

No, kill you off.

"Why does that sound familiar?" The Doctor pondered.

Ponder. I like that word.

I'm not a copy. Totally original.

"Yes you are! You're off that GameStation thingy!"

No I'm not!!

"Yes you are."

Meanie! stomps off

The Doctor found himself glomped by a ton of Fan Boys, who were all appreciative that they weren't ruled by a boat anymore.

Jack came back, going "I couldn't find the Captain's Quarters. Never mind." Then joined in the glomping.

Padme's Sister came in with some more sundaes (which without, this story would be well dead.) put them down on a table poof then joined in the glomping.

CyD decided to jump on, crushing everyone.

magical restoration

SUNDAE STAMPEDE!!

Hey, I found the chocolate pills!

STAMPEDE

It's meant to be Halloween, how about apple swimming?

"Don't you mean apple bobbing?"

I told you, I meant what I said. Everyone to the swimming pool next to the mahoosive chocolate fountain Jack was swimming in!

STAMPEDE

Lovely. Hmm. Nothing much happened this chapter.

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Reviews luffed as usual, mini gender changing guns if you do! Definitely fun in maths, when your teacher turns into a woman . . .

I HAVE FINISHED PRE-WRITING CHAPTERS. ALL WHO REVIEWED WILL GET A MASSIVE GLOMPING SESSION WHEN I WRITE MY NEXT CHAPTER!!