"Leaking this game," Bowser Junior stated as he was blasting Dark Pit, Lucina, and Doctor Mario with his cannonballs inside his Koopa Klown Kar as he raised his bandana over his mouth. "WITH NO SURVIVORS!"
Silver The Hedgehog and R.O.B. watched from one of the many cafes in Lumoise City as they watched Bowser Jr. winning his fight against the three clones on the Prism Tower, with Silver sipping his cup of coffee.
"BJ really was quick to adapt," Silver told ROB as he lowered his cup. "Smash Bros must have that effect on folks."
ROB nodded in agreement as he moved his mechanical arms up and down. "I concur. I wonder how the new alts are taking their time at the mansion." He then noticed Bowser Jr. activating his Final Smash and turning into Shadow Mario, waving his Gadd Paintbrush around and a giant orange X appearing, causing all the clones to be blasted in the air as Bowser Jr. fell back down to the floating stage.
Back at the Smash Mansion, which was above the various apartments in the giant Pokemon themed metropolis, the Koopalings were all complaining to Master Hand as he was trying to calm them down.
"Now just calm down, everyone. I'm sure you can understand why you're just alts," Master Hand stated as he was hit with a wand.
"Bullshit!" Ludwig Von Koopa, the oldest Koopaling, complained as he pointed at master Hand. "There's no reason why we all have to share a shot when that literal pallet swap gets to be playable!"
Larry Koopa nodded in agreement as he shook his right fist. "Yeah! Why does Dr. Mario get to be on the roster again, but not us!? He's just Mario in a lab coat!"
"Hey, he actually was playable before, so you can shut up about him," Princess Daisy retorted as she walked past the group, her arms crossed as she clearly was jealous of being billed as just a color swap of Peach again.
Lemmy Koopa simply balanced himself on his ball as he pointed at Master Hand. "What about our businesses? How do you expect us to run them from here while we're playable?"
"Yeah! We do have a life, you know!" Morton Koopa Junior stated as he raised his arms in the air.
Master Hand scoffed as he flexed his fingers. "What, as filler slots in Mario Kart and generic bosses in Mario games?"
Roy Koopa folded his arms as he growled. "You should talk. You're the easiest boss in Super Smash Brothers."
"Enough bitching! Where's our rooms!?" Wendy Koopa stated as she stood in front of the male Koopalings, shaking her arms. "I refuse to share a room with all these looney tunes!"
"Hey, I take appreciation to that!" Iggy Koopa stated as he was laughing crazy, making weird poses as he was creeping out the other Koopalings.
Master Hand sighed as he rolled himself around, explaining, "Look, you just have to get along. Only Bowser Jr. is permitted to have his own room for actually being separate."
"That's not fair to us at all!" Wendy exclaimed as she then began attacking Master Hand.
"Yeah!" The other Koopalings exclaimed in unison as they all jumped on Master Hand, with Iggy deciding to give Female Robin a wedgie, making her scream in pain.
"Nice one, lanky!" Waluigi laughed as he gave Iggy a high five, the both of them spotting Mario and Luigi, who both were wearing dark purple clothes that resembled Waluigi's attire. Waluigi growled as he pulled out his tennis racket and began attacking the Mario brothers, with Iggy shrugging as he jumped into his Koopa Klown Kar and joined Waluigi in the smashing.
Captain Olimar and another lookalike of him, which was actually Alph, Olimar's new alt costume, walked down the hallway as they noticed the Koopaling brawl occurring before them, the two Pikmin captains looking at each other as they had different colored Pikmin with them.
"I don't know about joining this place, Olimar... I don't really want to hurt people," Alph stated as he touched his fingertips together.
Olimar wrapped his right arm around Alph as he shook his head. "I know how you feel, Alph. I'm not fond of the fighting myself, but this place does have kind and gentle characters like us that fight for a living."
"Well, I guess," Alph admitted, as he and Olimar got crushed by the onslaught of Wire Fram Little Macs, Animal Crossing Villagers, and Wii Fit Trainers, who were all being chased by hordes of different Miis.