The Sand sibs Are morons
Shut up and get me some more Tabasco sauce, Kelly!
sometimes I go to movies by myself...

Temari- Gaara I am so glad you agreed to have lunch with me! it will be just like little brother big sister bonding time!

Gaara- yeah..sure.. (just in it for the free meal)

Temari- oh God, there's Sasuke and Sakura..let's just hope that she doesn't come and talk to-

Sakura- hey Temari!

Temari- omg! hey sakura! wow, what a small world this is!

Sakura- yeah totally, we should like totally hang out, like at like totally at the mall!

Temari- oh my gosh! let's go right now!

sakura- totally!

then off they skip out the door, tralalalalala!

Gaara- ...

Sasuke- ...

Gaara- ...

Sasuke- so..we'll sit here then.

Gaara- ok

both sit down in a booth

Shikamaru- hello, gentlemen i'm Shikama-

both- we know who you are!

Shika- oh yeah... anyway what can I get you?

Gaara-yeah, i'll have the Tortellini allacart, and the soup of the day.

Sasuke- I'd want pancakes, orange juice, and I'd also want the soup of the day...read that back to me.

Shika- uh, pancakes, orange juice, soup of the day.

Sasuke- ok, scratch that last part I want the soup that was served yesterday...

Shika- um, ok...i'll be right back leaves

Gaara- that's not lunch. that's breakfast, that's what you eat for breakfast...not lunch.

Sasuke- ok, i'll order some French fries just chill...

Gaara- -.-"

Sasuke- hey look. Neji's here too!...and he's sitting all alone...

Gaara- he looks like he's in pain!

Sasuke- maybe food poisoning...?

Gaaara- could be..

Sasuke-...

Gaara- did you hear that?

Sasuke- what?

Gaara-..hmm I guess it was nothing, I just thought I heard some girl singing and laughing her head off..but maybe it's just my imagination

(stares at Shikamylove because only she will get this)

Shika-ok, here it is (puts food on table)

Sasuke- oh, I need an order of French fries, and since the syrup's already on the table..ill guess i'll have some cereal too, fruit loops
Also give my complements to the chief!

Shika- you haven't even eaten anything yet!

Sasuke- hey! Rick works really hard, and I think he deserves a complement once and a while!

Shika- yeah, he does work pretty hard..i'll be right back with the cereal and French fries. leaves

Gaara- takes a bite of tortellini then stares at sasuke

Sasuke- what?

Gaara- your not eating...

Sasuke- yeah, I need Tabasco sauce...

Gaara- Tabasco sauce?

Sasuke- yes, Tabasco sauce...

Gaara-...Tabasco sauce?

Sasuke- yes deaf-o Tabasco sauce!...and I also need a bowl for my pancakes.

Sasuke- ok, here's your fries and fruit loops. sets them on table

Sasuke- I need a bowl for my pancakes and 2 bottles of Tabasco sauce.

Shika- are you serious?

sasuke- yes

Shika- sigh fine... leaves, once again

Sasuke- starts pouring syrup on his cereal and puts the fries and the pancakes in the same bowl

Gaara- O.o?!

Shika- ok, here's your Tabasco sauce, and I'm only going to make 1 more trip to the kitchen because people think I'm selling you drugs

Sasuke- are you?

Shika- no I don't have any today.

Sasuke and Gaara- aww.. (

Shika- anyway, i'm only going to make more trip to the kitchen, so you need anything else?

Sasuke- another bottle of Tabasco sauce...

shika-...ok leaves

Sasuke- starts putting Tabasco sauce in the bowl of French fries and pancakes

Gaara- um, what are you doing?

Sasuke- making pancake French fries soup..sooouuuuuppp!!

Gaara- sasuke, your starting to creep me out..

Sasuke- you know what would be great? a Tabasco milk shake...

gaara- but you have orange juice.

Sasuke- which goes perfectly with this chicken noodle soup! pours juice in soup which could use a little Tabasco sauce pours sauce in till bowl overflows, stops and pours the rest of the bottle in

Shika- here's you bottle of Tabasco s-

Sasuke- I want to see the manager...

shika- ugh, fine, i'll go get h-

Sasuke- jumps up on the table MANAGMENT!!!

then a big man with an unnaturally high voice came dancing to the table

Manager- what seems to be the problem?

Sasuke- Problem! i'll tell you what the problem is!

everyone staring at sasuke, wanting to know what the problem was and wanting to see what they could do to help (what nice people!)

Sasuke- this waiter!! him! right there points to shika has ruined my food with Tabasco sauce! look! look what he has in his hand!

Shika- still holding the Tabasco sauce it hasn't been opened yet!

Manager- I'm terribly sorry! Kelly your fired!

Shika- ok, for the last time my name is not Kelly!

Manager- I don't care, I like calling you Kelly! so Kelly, your fired Kelly!

Sasuke- HAHA! that's what you get for messing with me, Nara!

Shika- what did I do?!

Sasuke- ...

Shika-...

Sasuke- shut up Kelly

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