Well last time, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody and Sherman had launched Rocky up into the air in a desperate attempt to intersept a missile, which was carrying Fearless Leader himself. But the evil villain thought Rocky was an American anti-missile missile and began to assemble his secret weapon, an anti-anti missile missile.
"This the last time I get weapon out of a cereal box." he said.
But the plucky squirrel, unaware of the danger he was in, caught up with the speeding satelite and tried to slow it down.
Meanwhile, Boris and Natasha were eavesdropping on the missile and Rocky.
"Boris!" Natasha looked through some binoculars "That is our fearless leader!"
"You were expecting Jimi Hendrex?" Boris shrugged.
"Oh, I hope he gets down." said Natahsa.
"Me too." said Boris "If he dies, I'll become the fearless leader and-"
Boris ran right out of the shack.
"Boris where are you going?" asked Natasha.
"I am going to stop that squirrel." said Boris "He's going to ruin my career."
And Boris anxious for the promotion dashed out of the shack and into the snowy outdoors.
"If I can keep Fearless Leader orbiting Earth from now on, I get to wear monocle." He said.
High above, Rocky was pushing against the nose-cone trying to slow it down, but to no avail and the end, Fearless Leader had finished his anti-anti missile missile missile and aimed it right directly at the unwitting squirrel. Luckily, Rocky saw an old lady far below him who was trying to cross the street. And as we know, all animated heroes help old ladies across the street before anything else.
At that same time, Mr. Peabody, Sherman and Bullwinkle had been watching the whole thing happen.
"What on Earth is Rocky doing?" Peabody looked through binoculars.
"I think he's going to save that old lady Mr. Peabody." said Sherman.
"But that was not part of the plan!" said Mr. Peabody "He is supposed to be stopping that rocket."
Sherman looked through the binoculars "You know, I think it's a good thing he's doing it. Look!"
Mr. Peabody took back the binoculars and saw the missile.
"Your story checks out." He remarked.
So Rocky left his post and flew right down and Fearless Leader pulled the trigger. Of course he missed. But the recoil was enough to stop the forward motion of the satellite and can you guess what that means?
"Any Pottsylvanian schoolkid could tell you." Fearless Leader told the narrator "When the progressive in air should momentum of an orbiting vehicle is dimminished, the gravitaional declaration increases as pi times the square root of 871."
Meaning.
"I fall down." Fearless Leader started sweating.
And indeed the missile fell down like a rock. Meanwhile, Rocky had just finished helping the old lady across the street.
"You said it." said the old lady "I mean...why thank you young man."
"You sure have a deep voice for an old lady." Rocky pointed out.
"I know," said the old lady "I have been feeling a little low lately."
"Well are you sure this is the place you want to stop at?" Rocky asked the old lady.
"Sure." said the old lady "I am exactly where I should be."
And he was. At that moment, the wrecked missile dropped right on Boris. Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody and Sherman
"Hokey smoke!" Rocky jumped into Bullwinkle's arms.
"Golly." Sherman added.
"We lose more old ladies that way." Bullwinkle remarked.
But to Rocky's shock when the missile opened, who should appear than Devil Dan (Boris Badenov) and a certain sinister figure wearing a monocole, who started chasing Devil Dan with a gun.
"You know what guys?" Sherman asked the others.
"What is it Sherman?" asked Mr. Peabody.
"I don't this Devil Dan person is ever gonna stop feuding." said Sherman.
"Sherman is right you know" Peabody told his friends "Maybe we should visit the head of the other family."
"You mean Felonious Floyd?" asked Bullwinkle.
"Precisely, my dear boy." said Peabody "Come on, let's look for him."
"Yeah," said Rocky "Maybe he'll stop the feud."
Meanwhile inside Devil Dan's shack...
"So, you were trying to get of me, eh Badenov?" Fearless Leader glared at Boris.
"Who me, dear old boss man?" Boris stammered and kissed Fearless Leader's boot.
"Stop drooling on my boots!" Fearless Leader kicked Boris off.
"Me trying to get rid of you, dear chiefy boy?" Boris chuckled nervously "Never in a million years."
"THEN TAKE OFF THAT MONOCOLE!" Fearless Leader shouted.
However, the monocole shattered off of Boris' eye.
"Now that I have arrived, we proceed with phase two of my master plan." said Fearless Leader "You have moose, squirrel, dog and boy here?"
"Of course, Fearless Leader." said Boris.
"Where?" Fearless Leader barked.
Boris searched all over the shack, but didn't find them anywhere.
"They were here a second ago." Boris tried to explain.
"Boris, dollink!" Natahsa pointed to outside of the window "There they go!"
Natasha saw Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody and Sherman running in the snow to the Floy's teritory.
"Bring them back here Badenov!" Fearless Leader barked "Right now! Dead or alive!"
"I have a choice?" Boris smiled.
Meanwhile outside in the freezing cold as our heroes were heading for the cabin of Felonious Floy, they heard some barking, and it wasn't from Mr. Peabody.
"Bloodhounds!" Mr. Peabody gasped.
"But how?" asked Bullwinkle.
"Being a dog myself, we can pick up our scent." said Mr. Peabody "My guess is that they've picked up Bullwinkle's scent."
And the dogs came nearer and nearer followed by Boris Badenov who was loaded with a double bullet shoutgun for bear.
"Or moose rather." He said to the narrator.
Author's Note:
Now before I say it, I want to ask you fans something. Do you have any ideas for stories? I've got four new ideas, but I need your help for other ones to keep these things flowing. If you have any ideas at all, post them in the reviews and I'll inform you on which ones I decide to use. Now time to say it:
Be with us next time for "Dollars and Scents" or "Putting on the Dog!"
