Hahahah I won't forget to update this time! All right, I enjoyed writing this chapter. The title of it seems weird.. but I promise, you will realize what it is about when the time comes! Nevermore to all of you who read it or reading it at the moment, :( poor Angel! The white coats are monsters! (Is it me or can anyone see the flock being a part of the Estraneo famiglia?)
This chapter is just meant to be funny really. Nothing to serious.
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Chapter 9: Espresso Club
Their all groaned as they walked into their class room, hang over's were not fun! Luce giggled as she placed cups of coffee in front of everyone and had them drink up, it helped sober them up. "What are we doing today Luce?" Verde asked with a groan.
"Well, I thought we could go to the park for a picnic."
"Pass, going to the park means seeing little kids, seeing little kids equals screaming kids. Screaming kids plus hangs over equal's headache from hell." Verde explained as he rested his head on the cold table.
"Whose idea was it to get drunk anyways?" Reborn groaned. They paused and glared at their sun.
"IT WAS YOUR IDEA REBORN... OWE!" They all complained, minus Yuni and Skull who held back fits of giggles.
"Remind me to never listen to Reborn when it involves getting drunk off our asses." Mammon said copying Verde and resting her head on the cold table.
Reborn sat up in his seat, holding his hands up in defense. "Well I apologize, but it was fun, does anyone remember what happened? Did we get ColoLal action?" He asked.
"No." Fon replied with a smile, "but they did end up falling asleep on the car. Lal was even snuggling up to Colonnello."
"Sweet," Reborn and Colonnello held grins on their faces.
"I did no such thing." Lal replied with an "innocent" look on her face.
Reborn glared, "do we have photos?"
"Not of Colonnello and Lal… but we do have pictures." Fon smiled a fake innocent smile.
"No more spending time with the twins." Luce said as she placed cookies on the table.
"I apologize Luce, its Primo's orders for me to watch them."
Luce held a look on her face as she shook her head and nibbled on a cookie. The room grew silent as they all just sat there, with their fresh coffee and cookies. For a while no one had dared to utter a word, as they watched to see what Luce would come up with to do. Knowing her it would be something that involves cooking, or knitting. Something they don't want.
She held this "innocent" smile on her face as she mixed her coffee with some sugar, she tapped the cup with her spoon before she set it on the table, and after she took a nice long sip she set the cup down. They watched her closely. She finally opened her eyes; they held calmness…with a hint of evil maybe?
"I suggest we make a game plan for Monday."
"Nothing important ever happens Monday Luce-Sama!" Skull exclaimed.
"Oh that's not true Skull dear, here at Chaos Academy, everyday is an important day. You just need to make it special."
Mammon took out a calendar and looked to see if there was anything planned Monday, "Luce, there are people stopping by Monday to check on the hole in the school. Not to mention it's Xanxus' birthday."
"Ah, Hehehe, I forgot about the hole, hmm. You think we would have had that fixed a while ago." They all paused as they looked at each other.
"Let's face it; no one wants to go to English, that's why it hasn't been fixed." Reborn laughed.
"I second that, Kora!"
"IDIOTS, even if you hate it you still need an English class!" Lal snapped as she grabbed a hold of Colonnello's shirt and fan slapped him. "I know you have been ditching class, so if you don't go to class Monday I'll make your training a living fucking hell!"
"Yes Ma'am, Kora."
"What did you say? I couldn't hear you!"
"SIR YES SIR! KORA," Colonnello screamed, Lal threw him to the ground and folded her arms over her chest.
"That's what I thought." The Arcobaleno didn't do anything as Lal abused Colonnello. Besides Skull who held a shocked look on his face.
"Lal-Nee, that was kind of mean don't you think?" Skull asked.
Skull was ignored as Lal took her seat and finished off her coffee. Luce giggled, "Hai, so how about we all spend the day relaxing and going over how training out students has been? Hitman-San, would you care to go first?"
Reborn looked up from his Espresso, a smirk on his face as he looked at his girlfriend.
"Luce my dear, a good Hitman doesn't train and tell."
"Train and tell?" Verde asked as he narrowed his eyes at Reborn.
"You know, like kiss and tell? Only different, eh you wouldn't get it." Reborn's grin grew at the annoyed look on Verde's face.
"Fine, Fon, how has Hayato Gokudera been?"
"He's a fast learner. I am glad I picked him as a student." Fon replied with a smile, "his partner Uri is a pleasure to play with; Lichi likes to play with Uri as well."
Luce only smiled as she turned to face Lal, "How is Basil?"
"Perfect student, he does everything I tell him to do and he doesn't complain one bit, unlike this idiot over here!" Lal snapped as she glared at Colonnello. He however was still on the ground; he was twitching from the slaps she gave him.
"Oh dear, is he all right?" Luce asked.
Yuni and Skull ended up poking him with a stick, causing the others to laugh at them. "Aww Yuni, Skull that's so cute!" Luce squealed as she hugged the two freshmen of the group. Yuni giggled while Skull blushed, "now then Colonnello how is Yamamoto's training coming along?"
Reborn held a smirk as he walked to the closet and put away the rest of the sticks while Mammon counted the money she just made. Life was good for the sophomore.
"Great, Kora, Yamamoto will be the greatest Rain user alive. Well next to myself and Lal of course."
There was a glint in Lal's eyes as she shot up, grabbed Colonnello's collar again and repeated the slapping session she gave him before. "What does that suppose to mean sophomore? Are you saying your better than me?"
"W-w-what no of course not, Lal you're the best Rain there is, Kora!" Colonnello cried, again she threw him to the ground, both his cheeks red with Lal's hand print on them. Again the two freshmen poked him with their sticks.
"Viper, how has Chrome-Chan's training been?"
Mammon looked at Luce with a dull and bored look, "her training is fine, I can already sense her illusions are becoming solid forms. I put her against all of the strongest Mist users I could think of." She held a small smirk, "and to think, I was thinking about cutting her loose, and send her home. Rokudo has done something right when he had trained her."
"Well, mine and Yuni's training has been perfect, when the time she becomes the student council president when Aria and I are gone, she will be the best there is." Luce giggled.
Yuni held a bright smile on her face; the others couldn't help but smile as well. "I don't know about you, but I'm going to my lab since there is nothing else to do." Verde said as he stood and left.
Bermuda stood as well, "I'll be leaving as well. Hopefully next meeting will be better." With that he left.
Luce let out a pout as the two left, they were no fun at all. Oh, how all she wanted to do was have a day with everyone… that is it! Shaking her head, she looked at Reborn who was leaning back in his seat, and sipping his espresso in a bored manner. She narrowed her eyes at him. Feeling her staring at him Reborn, did the only thing he knew he could do.
He pulled a Verde, they watched in silence as Reborn slowly faded into the ground. It stopped to when his chin reached the table. "Um, it wasn't supposed to do that." Reborn said as he tried to fix the problem.
"Reborn, while you are doing… what it is you are doing, I want to appoint you with something only you can do." She made it sound so important that if he did not do it then the world would end. Standing up and standing on the chair to make himself look his normal height Mammon grinned.
"Now who's so short they have to stand on a chair?" She snickered, when Reborn glared at her.
"Shut it my love, and damn you Verde, you did this just to fuck with me didn't you? Oh I will get revenge on you!" He shouted to no one. Lal, being annoyed stood up and walked to Reborn,
She grabbed him by the collar of his suit and fan slapped him. "REBORN YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING IF I HEAR OR SEE YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING RETARD ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL YOU!" she then threw him across the room like she did to Colonnello a little while before.
"Love you too Lollypop." Lal held a glare.
"I am not Viper, and I will kill you if you call me by those stupid pet names." She snapped. Reborn wasn't scared though; he only smirked as he looked at her.
Standing, he dusted himself off and stretched. "All right Luce, my true love what is it that you want me to do?"
Luce smiled as she walked to her desk and got a stack of papers out before she placed them on the table, Verde and Bermuda blinked as they ended up back in the room. No one knew how Luce did what she did to get the two back. She has been doing it since their freshmen year, or so all the seniors have been saying.
"How," Both males asked looking at her. Luce put fake reading glasses on to show she was serious.
"You should never question the sky's powers my dear friends." She smirked. "Now, orders of real business. Reborn, my mission for you, is to actually create a club, a club no one would have ever thought of in the history of clubs!" Reborn looked at Luce. "If you chose to accept this challenge, your reward will be a paid week off to I don't know, Mexico or something like that."
He held a goofy determined look on his face; his lips pressed together, cheeks puffed out, and his chest sticking out. "Challenge accepted. When does the mission begin?"
"It starts in three…two…one… now!" Reborn was gone in the blink of an eye.
The only thing they heard before he left was "VERDE YOU BASTARD FIX MY FUCKING CHAIR OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
"A junior is threatening me… oh I'm so scared… HOLY SHIT I'M SO SCARED." He said in a fake scream like voice when a bullet just barely missed him.
"Verde, please be a dear and fix the chair or I'll tell everyone what happened to you in elementary school." Luce threatened. Verde stared at her.
"You wouldn't?"
"I so would." Verde gulped knowing when she said she would… she would.
"Fine," said as he went to fix the damn chair, "DAMNIT REBORN DON'T LEAVE YOUR FEDORAS LYING AROUND THE SCHOOL YOU WONDER WHY YOU KEEP LOSING THEM," he screamed.
"Huh, and here I thought he only owned one fedora, think of all the money that costs." Mammon mumbled.
Luce giggled and nodded. "Right, Bermuda, how are your duties at keeping the school in check going?"
Bermuda held a bored look under his bandages, as he picked up a stack of papers "Jager has made sure that no one miss behaves. Besides the bloody twins, Primo has given us orders not to mess with the two, for he would personally handle them."
"Those two are so much trouble. I can't believe they haven't gotten kicked out of school yet, Kora!" Colonnello said, as he finally decided to get up and reclaim his seat.
"Do you know what I have had to do to make sure Bel hasn't been kicked out yet?" Mammon asked, as she glared at Colonnello, "If I have to do one more chess competition I will kill someone!" She shuttered the things she will do for that idiot of hers.
"Viper dear, I don't think you have to be a part of chess club just to keep Belphegor in school."
"G. is a very evil man Luce." Luce nodded, besides Primo; G. was also the person who chooses who gets to stay in the storm dorm. Just like Ugetsu, Knuckle, Alaude, and Daemon and of course Primo. The Arcobaleno might be the dorm presidents, but the dorms still had a teacher to help make sure everything was in check.
"G. isn't evil, he just doesn't want the chess team to continue to lose that's it." Fon replied with a smile.
"All right, bitches, I'm back." Reborn said as he walked in with a suitcase. Luce whistled.
"Mmm, Reborn, you know I love it when you play business man like that." Reborn smirked as he fixed his tie. He winked at Luce and gave her a nod.
"How you doin'," He said in a New York accent. "'aight, here's da new club, it's called da Espresso club, any qwestions?" Colonnello's hand shot up in a heartbeat. "Nello,"
"Why the fucks are you talking like that? Kora? And since when did you start calling me Nello? Kora," he asked as he looked at Reborn with a confused look.
"Because, it's fun," Reborn smirked, "Now any real qwestions?" Skull raised his hand, "Yes my dear lackey"
"For the name, why is it called the Espresso Club?"
"This is a betta qwestion for ya my dear Lackey, why not the Espresso Club?"
"All right Reborn, what do you do in this club?" Luce asked as she took out a paper out and pencil ready to right what he was about to say down.
Reborn fixed his tie yet again and cleared his throat. "Right but first my dear Luce, how you doin'?" He repeated with a nod.
They all turned to face Luce; she set her pencil down, stood up and folded her arms over her chest as she looked Reborn up and down. "I'm doing good baby, how you doin'?" She said in the same New York accent.
"I have never loved you as much as I love you right now, I say we push the papers, cups, cookies, off this table and have crazy animal sex right here right now." He challenged with a wiggle of his eye brows.
"You lost it when you said cookies." She replied sitting back down.
"DAMNIT I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE! I SWEAR LUCE, ONE DAY WE WILL HAVE CRAZY FUNKY ANIMAL SEX RIGHT HERE, ON THIS DAMN TABLE, IF EVERYONE IS HERE OR NOT!" he vowed.
"I vote for the latter!" Everyone shouted.
Reborn sent a glare to Colonnello and Lal, "why is it that those two have the crazy funky animal sex?"
"REBORN! WE DON'T HAVE THIS CRAZY FUNKY ANIMAL SEX YOU SAY!" Lal snapped as she slapped Reborn.
"BACK TO BUSINESS DAMNIT OR I'LL MAKE ALL OF YOU TAKE THE FRESHMEN FOR THEIR DAILY WALKS!" Luce shouted. Everyone shut up and took their seats, hands folded in their laps as they looked down at the table. She smirked, oh how she loved having the power of being the boss "now Reborn, the reason behind this damn club before I throw you into the god damn freshmen center."
"Wait, Luce-Sama… we have a freshmen center?" Skull asked confused.
"Yes dear, it's where all the bad freshmen go." Luce giggled.
"Bel knows the place as if it was the back of his hand… it's scary how well he knows the back of his damn hand as well." Mammon replied with a frown.
"How come you know so much about Bel, Viper?" Verde asked as he narrowed her eyes at him, "how long have you two known each other anyways?"
"Since day one just like those four idiots," Mammon replied pointing at Colonnello, Reborn, Lal and Fon. The four grinned.
"It sucks I'm a sophomore! The four of us would have been the best damn juniors in this school, Kora, I'm actually thinking about skipping this year just to graduate with you three."
Everyone broke out laughing at Colonnello, "ah Colonnello, that's too funny, if anything they will skip you back a year just for trying to go up a grade." Luce shook her head as she looked at her guardians. They were supposed to be the wisest of the school. Yet here they were acting like idiots.
"Do I have to scream again?"
"NO!" they all screamed as they looked at her. She smiled.
"Reborn, if you finish telling me what the goal of this club is." She paused and let out a sigh, "we can have that so called "crazy funky animal sex" you want so much."
Reborn was by her side in a heartbeat and he held his pinky out, "promise, promise me right the fuck now!"
Luce held her pinky out, and they did a pinky promise that left the others wondering what the fuck just happened. "Right, the goal for the Espresso Club is to train the freshmen how to use their super awesome box weapons!" Reborn did a ninja pose which made Fon frown.
"No Reborn, you did it wrong. It goes like this." Fon stood up and did the pose Reborn should have done. "Now you try it." Reborn did it again. Fon smiled and gave thumbs up.
Luce shook her head and dismissed everyone to do whatever they wanted for the rest of their fall break.
Now you understand. Don't you love it how they ignored Xanxus' birthday as if it was nothing?
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