Chapter 10 : Super Awesome Scenery Special GO !
Okay, so I don't own any anime/manga on this fic, or the 1988's version of Hairspray, and of course I've added total OC-ness, so...XD
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Ash : Hi ! My name is Ash Ketchum ! I got picked for the special today !
Naruto : So did I ! Believe it !
Ash : Hey, do you like food ?
Naruto : Heck yeah I do !
Ash : Wow ! So do I ! YAY ! I PEED MY PANTS !
Brock : Hi. I'm Brock Harrison. I'm supposed to be a breeder, but I'm really just a multiracial perv.
Inuyasha : And I have fleas.
Harley : Hellooooo ! Remember me ? I'm Harley ! Aren't I just adorable ?
Inuyasha : O.o Dude, don't hit up on me.
It all started when the people were introduced to each other. They might have been a little angry when I told them that I lied about the abridged thing, but they were really pissed off at their extra person whom I picked.
Itachi : T.T Rosonetis is soooo on my revenge list.
Ash : Who the hell are you ?
Naruto : That's Sasuke-kun's brother, Itchy.
Itachi : That's Itachi, you stupid little bra- did you just call me idiot brother Sasuke-kun ?!
Naruto : Yeah. Do you have a problem with that ? NARU/SASU FOREVER !
Brock : You're with Hinata, though.
Naruto : D- SHUT UP ! SHE'S A BITCH !
Harley : Don't make fun of muh gender !
Itachi : O.o You're a dude...
Harley : So ?
Itachi : ( 0.0 ) It's called a sex change. Get one.
Harley : Make me.
Itachi : Your anime is dubbed into Americanization. It sucks in English.
Ash : Hey, you can shut the f--k up !
Brock : Yeah, we don't take too kindly to that sort of talk.
Itachi : Hey, I didn't ask for a Southern accent, asshole.
Inuyasha : Race war ! There's gonna be a race war !
PUNCH !
Itachi : Oh, shove it, Mr. Doggy.
After everyone tried to kill each other, now there was the main event of the special - make fun of the characters that didn't get picked. XD
Ash : So, Roxanne. Have you stopped being so whiny ?
Roxanne : . GIVE ME CANDYYYY !
Brock : O.o...You're still pretty, even if you are whiny.
Roxanne : Candy ?
Brock : No, sorry.
HAMMER !
Roxanne : DAMN IT !
Dawn : Yay ! Am I on TV ?
Inuyasha : Yeah...
Dawn : Oh ! You're so cute ! Such a good doggie !
Inuyasha : T.T I'm a half-demon.
Dawn : Daijobu !
Inuyasha : I'm not worrying about anything !
Dawn : Not you. Him.
Harley : -sob- You're so sweet.
Dawn : No...Itachi-kun's eating a hitsuji !
Naruto : D- Itachi ! Quit chomping on that damn sheep already !
Itachi : /.\ Sorry.
Naruto : Uh, arigato.
May : Who wants to see my bikinis ?
Harley/Brock : We do ! We do !
EMO GLARE x2 !
Itachi : You f--king pervs.
May : You meanie ! You suck, Emo Guy !
Itachi : Whatever. Words don't hurt me.
BROOM !
Itachi : ...F--k.
Ino : Nobody even asked me ! I'M SOOO FAT !
Inuyasha : You're fifteen pounds overweight.
Ino : So ?
Choji : Yeah, I'm Choji. I'm obese. Screw you all. -flips off-
Ash : Do you like food ?
Choji : HELL YEAH !
Ash : YAH !
Choji : YAH !
Ash : YAAAAH !
Choji : YAAAAH !
Sasori : Tobi's a good boy. Yes, he is. Yes, he is !
Tobi : YAY ! TOBI GO POOPOO !
Itachi : -.- And this is why I never go to the meetings.
Kiba : Hi.
Brock : Hi.
Axletia : HIII !
Harley : Hi, Rosonetis, sweetie. What are you doing here ?
TAZE !
Axletia : T.T Don't call me sweetie. I was getting rent money from that dumb-ass, Kankuro.
Kiba : Yeah...
Axletia : Why do I have this feeling that Ally's gonna be pissed at me 'cause I didn't pick you just because you had fleas ?
Inuyasha : 'Cause you're inhumane ?
Axletia : Probably. Kaida doesn't mind, though.
Kiba : 'Cause you bribed her...
Axletia : SHUT UP, NOOB ! DEATH PWNAGE !
DEATH PWNAGE !
Kiba : X.X
Inuyasha : 0.0
Brock : 0.0
Harley : 0.0
Axletia : XD MWAHAHAHA !
-poof!-
Shippo : Somebody...help me cut my tail off.
BUTCHER !
Itachi : There you go. Now shut the f--k up, noob.
Rin : I like Sesshomaru.
Ash : Uh, whatever.
Mitsukake : I'm actually glad I didn't go. South Korea pwns.
Chiriko : YAH ! Another martini !
Momiji : Wooow. You're sooo fruity !
Harley : Awww, thanks, doll.
Hatsuharu : Get away from him, you sick pedophile.
PUNCH !
Harley : X.O Ow.
Ash : HAHAHAHA ! NERD !
Itachi : Ne-erd !
Uryu : Shut up.
Inuyasha : Never !
Uryu : . You all suck !
Inuyasha : -coughs- NERD !
Finally, the six stupid dudes went on a spree of shopping and eating. Needless to say, this isn't exactly what real (and sane) guys do, but we all know by now that all of these guys are retarded.
Harley : Mesh is awesome !
Itachi : T.T No flippin' way.
Ash : Yeah, polyester is waaay better.
Itachi : What the hell... ?
Brock : I like itchy wool.
Inuyasha : I hate clothes. They make me itch too much.
Naruto : YAH !
Brock : I thought you were dead.
Naruto : Nope. I was on a giant pee break.
Itachi : O.o Wow. You're screwed in the head, man.
Harley : Oh, Itachi-kun. You need to lighten up.
Itachi : Got any alcohol ?
Inuyasha : I do !
(Five minutes later...)
Ash/Naruto : Hairspraaaay. Hairspraaaaay !
Itachi : YAH ! I'M F--KING RICKY LAKE !
Harley : I like the Michelle Pfeiffer version better.
Itachi : SHE'S A BITCH ! SHUT UP !
Inuyasha : I'm a spaz !
Ash : Yay ! Hairspray !
Itachi : I wanna be on the Corny Collins show !
Harley : I wanna dance !
Itachi : Let's do the Mashed Potato !
Harley : DAH !
Itachi : DAAAAH !
Harley : I WANNA BE A PRINCESS !
Ash : Go ahead ! We won't stop you !
Harley : MWAHAHAHA !
Itachi : MWAHAHAHAHA !IRUKA SUCKS !
Inuyasha : YEAH ! JAPAN RULES !
Everyone : GOOOO, NIPPON !
So in the end, our special concludes pretty much to a bust. But at least we know now that Itachi likes the 1988's version of Hairspray. XD
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