Mej Cat consider this a welcome home present ^^

I'm doing it. It's a filler chapter! And Iv reached double digits! I apologize for no real plot-ness but I got bored listening to vocaloid via suggestion. It gave me a plot bunny that wasn't really a plot XD. So enjoy my oddness. Much love! The plot will resume soon enough.

Recommended Songs:

Welcome to Mystery - Plain White T's

Tea Party - Kerli

"If I had a world of my own Everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't."

-Alice

She was not where she was supposed to be, that was for sure. She sat up in the middle of a green rolling field. It was quite beautiful but that did nothing to still her heart of the confusion of being somewhere she'd never seen before. She sat up and realized she was wearing a fluffy blue dress. Well now, that was annoying! She didn't even own a fluffy blue dress. She grabbed the hem of it and inspected the white apron with annoyed scrutiny. An apron! Dear Lord, she hated aprons. But the brown boots adorning her feet were quite comfortable enough for it to be forgiven. Her gaze shifted to the right when she noticed a disturbance[1] Something small was running in the opposite direction of which she was now standing. It was quite small, although she had a feeling she shouldn't mention it to whatever it was. Her eyes screwed up as she tried to see what it looked like. It was small and in a red waistcoat, looking at a silver state alchemist pocket watch. It was then she recognized him. She'd know that blonde hair anywhere!

"Ed!" she yelled, startling him "Hey Ed…. Wait, do you have rabbit ears?" He stopped and stared at her, then out of no where just ran off. Just. Ran. Off. How rude! "Hey! Ed! Come back here …. You … rabbit….?" She stomped her foot with a shout of 'goddamnit'. She huffed and ran after him. Stupid Ed, Stupid Rabbit Ed, Stupid Dress flapping everywhere as I run. Where the hell am I? She ran and ran in his general direction until she her chest was heaving and she was out of breath. But she kept going. For what reason she wasn't sure.

It wasn't long until she reached a sign that read "Welcome to Resembool". Resembool? Wasn't that Ed's hometown? Sigh …. Maybe ill find him here. She noticed it was quite rural, no paved roads. The one she was on was just a dirt road. Well, no sense in wandering around aimless, follow the road it is. She walked along it for what felt like hours until she came upon a mess of trees akin to a forest. Why did the road cut in the middle of the woods? This is just nonsense. She took a shot and went into the woods although they were dark. It seemed deserted but the grass was very neatly mowed and painted in a checkerboard pattern. Stuff and nonsense! She then noticed Ed, Rabbit, Ed, Rabbit, whatever… running ahead of her.

"Hey Ed!" This time he stopped enough for her to catch up with him. He looked at her oddly.

"I don't have time" he said "I have to be on time!" This time a little more frantic.

"But I just want to talk" she said "And why are you a rabbit?"

"What's that got to do with the price of lettuce?" he asked

"What?…"

"Sorry, I'm off!" he said, running away.

"Don't worry, he's always like that" a familiar voice said from behind her.

"What? Who's there?"

"Me" it said "Over here" she turned to her right and saw what appeared to be a cat. One look at his eyes which could only be relation of one of other person and she recognized his voice.

"Alphonse?"

"Yep"

"You're a cat?"

"Yes…."

She laughed. And laughed. Causing a slight irritation with him. She stopped and apologized. Of course Al would be a cat! He loved cats. As confused as she was, it was good to see familiar faces.

"So what do you suggest I do Al?" she asked.

"Ummm well you could continue down the road until you find the Hatter" And that she did.

Oooooo

Laughter. Insane laughter. That was what she heard. Plus the smell of liquor and cigarette smoke alerted her as well. When she finally reached the overly large tea table she got a good view of who was there. Fuery was asleep with his head sprawled on the table, Havoc was looking in a tea pot presumably empty and before she could say 'tea cup' she was in strong embrace from Mustang in a top hat. He hugged her for a few seconds before releasing her and she could get an eyeful of him in a purple suit and top hat with its price tag still attached.

"Hey Ophelia" he said, happily. It then struck her that he had been drinking. Well that explained the liquor smell.

"Hey-a Roy" she replied. Havoc burst out laughing for no apparent reason, pointing into the tea pot. He looked at Fuery expecting him to laugh as well and when he didn't smacked him in the head. To which Roy laughed madly. Ophelia stared at them in blunt amazement. She really hoped this wasn't how they really were when drunk.

"Want something to drink?" Roy asked. She deliberated for a moment before deciding, yes she did. She had never had alcohol before. And immediately wished she hadn't for it burned her throat like no other, leaving her sputtering and coughing.

"You know what?" she said "I think you guys are just a little too uh … drunk for me to handle" Roy gave her a saddened look and pointed off in some direction.

"Fine, Ed went that way" [2]

"Thanks Roy"

She ran some more, boy she was doing a lot of running. She stopped when she saw Ed up ahead. She then heard many voiced, all color drained from around her. God the lack of color was giving her a headache and the voices were not helping. They were all calling her name and it was quite annoying. Ed was looking at her with a worried glance. She noticed a circle of red on the ground. She stopped and looked the ground, beneath her was a very large very conspicuous oroborous. Aw hell. She pounded her fist against her head as the voices got louder and footsteps sounded nearby. She looked towards the footsteps and saw a voluptuous woman with dark hair in a tight fitting dress walking nearer. She moved her mouth as if speaking but no words came out. It was drown out by voices calling her name. The woman raised her hand and her nails seemed to elongate in sharp points like knives. As they drew nearer a voice broke though Ophelia's hysteria. Ed shouting her name.

"OPHELIA"

Her eyes snapped open to meet the eyes of those around her. Ed, Alphonse, Roy, Miss Riza, Havoc and Fuery. They were all staring at her.

"You took long enough to wake up" Ed said "Everyone's going home"

"Ok"

So that was my boredom. I had fun writing this though, a little too much fun. Buts it late now and Im really tired. So faren faren all!

[1] …. In the force XD

[2] Because he was paying attention? ….. He always knows where that kid is….