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*Kai tries on the Green Ninja uniform while the others train.*

Kai thinks he'll become the Green Ninja just by putting on the suit rather than, you know, train. +1

*Same scene.*

I wonder if anybody thought Kai was the Green Ninja here before the boys came in. +1

*Kai: Come on fire! Unlock Fire! Shoot Flames!*

Sensei Wu told them they would unlock their powers from finding inner peace, but Kai thinks he'll unlock it by shouting commands. +1

"Kai: It's not fair that you guys have unlocked your cool powers and I haven't.*

Well maybe if you found inner peace, I don't know. +1

*Kai: Besides, Sensei's gone and we don't know when he'll ever return.
Wu: Hello? I'm home!
Everyone: SENSEI!*

Irony. +1

*Same scene.*

Listen to the scene again and you hear a door open. But when we see Sensei next, he's outside. What door opened? +1

*Cole: Did you bring us anything?*

Cole's that one little kid who always expects a toy from their grandparents. +1

*Jay: Sensei, have you missed a lot. Zane's a nindroid, Nya's the mysterious Samurai, Cole's a dancer-*

Jay, The Ninja of Exposition. +1

*Garmadon appears behind Wu.*

Was he there the entire time? +1

*Wu: Kai, stop! He is the reason I left.*

Seems like something you could've shared before you left all cryptic like, but I guess the audience needed to be surprised. +1

*Same scene.*

Also, last time we saw Garmadon, he betrayed Wu and acted like he was about to attack that village in the last episode. What happened? +1

*Wu: ENOUGH!*

He may be your brother, Sensei, but you brought the Ninja together to stop him from getting the Golden Weapons so you can't blame the ninja for being superstitious. +1

*Wu: Jay, did you say the falcon was programmed?*

No, Zane did. +1

*Nya: You have to remember, he's not just the Dark Lord, he's also Sensei's brother.*

But he's still the Dark Lord. +1

*Kai: Sensei said the heart is the key.*

Yes…Your heart, not his. +1

*Ninja brush teeth while Garmadon uses a dagger.*

Darth Vader and Voldemort also use daggers to brush their teeth. +1

*Nya and Garmadon watching a romantic movie with Garmadon.*

I like how they were just watching the movie with him on the couch next to them. +1

*Garmadon sunbathing during thunder storm.*

I'm not sinning that Garmadon is sunbathing right now, but I am sinning that they're still flying while lightning comes out of the sky. +1

*Garmadon sleeps in Ninja's room.*

Sensei makes his brother sleep with his students while he gets a room to himself. Sensei is a dick to his students. +1

*Kai: He' not even playing the game right, he's just shooting and destroying things!*

Well that sounds like most games today. +1

*Cole: Sure, four arms are freakish, but all in all he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy.*

Well he isn't trying to kill anybody now. +1

*Serpentine have Lloyd in cage.*

Not sure why they didn't just leave him at the city, especially since they don't make him dig for the Fang Blade. +1

*Kai doesn't see Lloyd on screen.*

Kai would rather unlock his true potential rather than finding his friend. +1

*Sensei: It was foolish of me to think that a girl could not be the destined Green Ninja.*

Foolish, sexist, whatever word you wanna use. +1

*Kai: Nya's the Green Ninja?*

Is that all what he said? +1

*Garmadon: What are you doing out here?

Garmadon's PJ's. +1

*Garmadon and Kai start shoving each other.*

Two skilled warriors begin their fight with shoving. Is this a ninja battle or kids on the playground? +1

*Garmadon: Perhaps you should be asking Mr. Snoopypants that question.*

Snoopypants. +1

*Nya: First, I wanted to be like you, but after seeing how obsessed you've become and after seeing what I can do, I'm happy being a samurai.*

Years later, they make her a ninja. +1

*Kai: So, who's the Green Ninja?
Wu: Perhaps we will never know.*

The episode is titled The Green Ninja, so… +1

*Nya: Looks like Pythor's at the temple of Fire.*

Thank you, Nya, we all see the volcano. +1

*Kai: I defeated him! Did I unlock my powers? Are my eyes glowing? Is this my True Potential?*

Sigh. +1

*Wu: I asked him to get them.*

Um, we were all with you and no you did not. +1

*Jay: There's Lloyd.*

My dad: If that was you in that cage, I'd be whooping some snake ass, hi-yah! +1

*Serpentine hits shovel with Fang Blade.*

"Shovel hitting treasure" cliché. +1

*Finds Fang Blade.*

So, that's two mystical objects located at the Fire Temple. Guys, Ninjago is a big place, let's spread these items around huh? +1

*Sensei kicks Serpentine into lava, but they climb out while on fire some.*

Remember kids, cartoon violence is fine as long as you don't kill anybody. +1

*Jay: Wind!*

Jay, master of Lightning possesses the powers of wind too apparently. +1

*Zane creates ice bridge.*

Ice doesn't immediately melt after being inside an unstable volcano. +1

*Kai uses sword.*

Kai jeopardizes everyone by using his sword. Not very Green Ninja like. +1

*Constrictai begin to drill in volcano.*

Two Bytars and a Chokun go in and one Bytar and two Chokun come out. +1

*Garmadon fights off Serpentine singlehandedly and gets Lloyd back.*

That's the power of love, kids! I'm not heartless and the scene was cool, remove a sin. -1

*Pythor roars.*

The Lego designers decided to use this for Pythor's minifigure with the open mouth instead of giving us one that can close its mouth. +1

*Fang Blade almost lands in lava.*

The serpentine need all four to release the Devourer and Kai still tries to get this one, even though it might sink in the lava. +1

*Kai hesitates to save either Lloyd or the Fang Blade.*

I don't care if he does save Lloyd, he still hesitated on which to save first. +1

*Kai: Ninja-Go!*

Cole's voice in Kai's body. +1

*Kai sees rocks in form of a ladder.*

How convenient. +1

*Ninja, Wu and Garmadon run out of temple while Garmadon cries for Lloyd.*

Zane and Cole holding Garmadon back in this scene, but in the next one, Zane is way up front with Jay and Wu. +1

*Lloyd: Dad, is it really you?*

That'd be messed up if it wasn't because you gave him a loving hug and are hugging him now. +1

Also, who else would do what Garmadon did to save you? +1

*Lloyd: Why do you have four arms?*

"Well, son, so I can take possession of the four weapons and rule the world." +1

*Who: Lloyd is the Green Ninja!*

I know they said it a lot during this episode, but this seems like the right time to say "Roll Credits". +1

*Lloyd turns out to be the Green Ninja.*

Who knew that'd happen, except everyone when Cartoon Network ruined it in the promos. +1

*Wu: Our family has only become more divided. Brother vs. Brother and now…Son vs. Father.*

Don't you just love how the world has to suffer because of one family and their problems? +1

*Jay: Whatever happened to the Fang Blade?*

Well, we need more episodes before the finally, so it's fine and didn't melt at all. +1

Sin Total: 53

Sentence: Zane is a what?

R&R