Climax French

The Robin Hood arc concludes here as Robin and Momotaromon joined forces with Robin Hood in helping regain control of England from the "barbaric" Prince John. So expect lots of laughter on this chapter.

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At Sherwood Forest, Robin Hood and his "Merry Men" are assembled and are glancing at the map where the key areas of the castle are shown…in red marks where these areas would be vulnerable, which would be perfect for Momotaromon and Robin to sneak inside as Prince John's men will be busy guarding the areas they believe where Robin Hood and his "Merry Men" would enter.

All are in agreement on what role they should play with Robin will be using a disguise to participate at the tournament while the others will be disguising as spectators and mix with the crowd so their chances of being discovered would be minimal and thus would preempt an attack should things go wrong.

"So, my Merry Men…are we in agreement?"

"Yes…but what about Friar Tuck?"

"I will take care of that…"

It was also agreed that while Momotaromon would distract the guards inside, Robin will head for the dungeons where Friar tuck is held, and will lead him to an exit where no one knows. However, Momotaromon couldn't resist trying the bow and arrows and fired accidentally again…and this time it nearly hit Robin between his legs.

FWING!

"HEY! YOU ALMOST HIT MY BALLS!"

"Say…who wants some scrambled eggs?"

"Me!"

"I want one!"

"Medium rare, please…"

"And who wants a sausage!"

"Me!"

"I want one!"

"Medium rare, please…"

Robin went beet red while covering his crotch as the Merry Men joins Momotaromon in poking a little fun at the young page, much to his embarrassment and humiliation.

"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?"

Although he finds it amusing and stress-relieving, Robin Hood reminded his men that time is of the essence and therefore they must move while they still have the chance to sneak in while the guards' attention is still flawed.

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Meanwhile, Prince John is overseeing his soldiers pushing the slaves hard to work on the presentation of the stage while Sir Hiss and the Sheriff of Nottingham are laying out the plans on how to trick Robin Hood into exposing himself so he would be captured and executed, though they had to put up Prince John's lollipop slurping as some of his drool splashes on the two.

"Your highness…would you please stop slurping on your lollipop…? You're staining our map…"

"Yeah…we are in the middle of our discussion…"

"Slurp…slurp…I don't care…just carry on…you have Marian sit beside me…and make sure you guard every entrance…and see to it that Robin Hood won't escape this time…or else I'll have Sir Hiss hypnotize you into getting beaten up by the sheriff here…"

"Y-Yes, your majesty…!"

"We'll make sure Robin Hood get's captured by us…"

"We won't fail you…!"

"We will Kill Robin Hood when we see him…!"

"We promise…!"

"Good…good…make sure you won't fail me…ah…Maid Marian…how nice of you to drop by my side…"

A pair of guards (vultures to be exact) came with Marian tied up…and is dressed as a maid, as Prince John made a pun on her name, which she isn't amused by her captor's jokes and insults.

"You won't get away with this! Robin Hood will get you…!"

"Really…? I wonder about that…once he falls into my trap…he won't be leaving with high honors…mu-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny, isn't it…? Once I rid myself of Robin Hood…I will rule England for good…which will raise my mood…seeing him burned in a pile of flaming wood…bu-wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"You monster…!"

"Monster…? Please…I'm a charming prince…"

" I rather be at Robin Hood's side than to be with a heartless fiend like you…!"

"Hey…at least you're a beauty for a vixen than a lioness…lionesses are naggers to the max…at least you can be tamed…"

"Robin Hood will save me…and he'll shave you bald!"

"He won't!"

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"RRRAAAGGGGHHHH!"

Losing his temper, Prince John punched her on the face and she is knocked out, much to Sir Hiss and the Sheriff's surprises. After regaining his composure, he was shocked by what he did and crouched on the floor thumb-sucking, yet his two subordinates had to calm him down so he could "function" normally.

"It's okay…at least you shut her up…"

"Uh-huh…now you can concentrate on the task at hand…"

"Yes…I guess…"

"Your highness…let's add some extra fun…why not threaten the poor into getting executed if they chose not to go…"

"Oohhh…that's fun…Sheriff…would you do the honor…?"

"Right away!"

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And as the days have passed…the soldiers (both humans and vultures) went to every village, forcing the townsfolk to attend the tournament, and when some refused to attend, they were executed on the spit, sowing fear and they reluctantly agreed to attend. Robin Hood got the news and became determined to put a stop on Prince John's madness once and for all.

And as the day of the tournament arrived, the Merry Men are in place in several areas, mixing with the reluctant crowd while others dressed as peddlers and beggars.

At the high area of the VIP lounge, Prince John is sitting beside Maid Marian, tied up and gagged. While the scene zooms down on the grounds where several guards are patrolling, checking out the spectators and participants to see if they are Robin Hood's men in disguise, but so far all is well though they did not notice a hooded participant wearing a rather middle-class druid-like outfit. He is Robin Hood.

Meanwhile, inside, Robin was seething as he was "assigned" to distract the guards while Momotaromon goes inside to find the keys to the dungeon cells so he could free the prisoners and find anything of value, and since he is still forced to where the "Robin" costume, he couldn't help but wanting to question his "partner" if his current garb is meant to scare his enemies or making him look like a laughing stock.

The second thought speaks for itself as the guards, rather than apprehending the young page, took pleasure in laughing at him, amused by his costume, yet this was a big help as Momotaromon was able to get past them and found the keys, and heads to other areas until he went inside the throne room.

"Ha-ha-ha...! What's that supposed to be...? Is that a new garb in England? I can see how sexy your legs are!"

"Bloody hell...he's even wearing nothing but green breeches...I can see the bulge of his manhood!"

"What does "R" stand for, anyway?"

"Momotaromon...when we get back to France...I'll punish you...! Just you wait...!"

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Inside the throne room, the Imagimon was looking around when he came across Prince John's throne and saw what appeared to be the Book of Pslams, and decided to take it after taking a peek, seeing that this book may have played a role here after seeing that this is no ordinary book, and decided to ask Robin about this, so he went back and saw Robin being laughed about so he went behind and struck the laughing guards which knocked them out cold.

"About time you showed up...I feel like I'm being insulted here...and I'm starting to wonder if this garb you gave me is scaring people or not..."

"Don't act like a baby...it has its uses...see...it distracted those guards enough for me to knock them out! Anyway, I got the keys...and I found a book here...looked quite religious or something...wonder if it's connected to Da Vinci Code or..."

"The Book of Pslams! Where did you find it?"

"At the throne room..."

"We'll deal with that later...let's head for the dungeon!"

And so the two went for the dungeon room located within the basement to find the prisoners and free them.

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At the dungeon room, Friar Tuck is sitting inside his cell, chained while the Queen of England is also there, seeing that her fellow prisoner is being mistreated and wondered who will save England now that King Richard is dead. By then Robin and Momotaromon arrived and unlocked the cage doors and unchained the two prisoners.

"You…you're from France! Judging by your accent...why are you dressed like that? Look out! A huge bat is behind you…!"

"He's with me...he's..."

"Batman. Madam...do you know how that lion for a prince came to power...?"

"The book that this boy is holding...it came from France...my helper somehow got hold of it...and wanting to rule this country...he created an army of human-like animals...when he started chanting the words, the letters struck the animals and they all came to life...but the lion who would eventually become Prince John, came to life, he betrayed my ex-helper...and took hold of the book and created his own army and killed King Richard...and imprisoned me...and from that point on..."

Momotaromon took the book and glanced at the pages, then he saw a seal being locked up, which Friar Tuck said that Prince John intended to cook him and the Imagimon got an idea on how to chase Prince John away, which Robin became skeptical upon hearing his plans when suggesting that the human guards who defected to Prince John be brought here.

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At the tournament, Prince John's men and Sir Hiss had a lock on the disguised Robin Hood and as the minutes passed by Robin Hood was the lead participant but then more guards, who also disguised as spectators, revealed themselves and surrounded him. Robin Hood was surprised that even his Merry Men are also ambushed.

"Even a sly fox can be outsmarted by a lion..."

"…a lion who does nothing but suck on lollipops..."

"Hah! Now you're dead...and everyone here who couldn't enrich me! Off with their heads!"

As the massacre is about to take place, someone came and all are surprised to see who came. A human-like seal arrived, sitting on a wheelchair and dressed in a businessman attire (in 17th century England-style). As Prince John glances at the seal, the seal spoke, surprising everyone.

"You have been a bad ruler...and therefore the former ruler will take back what was once taken away."

Looking up, he is surprised to see the Queen of England standing at the balcony, which everyone bowed to her in respect, and Prince John is horrified at the sight.

"No! Who set her free? Did you...? Who are you?"

"I am...Professor X-Tacy...and I will vanquish your forces..."

"Hah! Against my army of Soldiers?"

"Your soldiers are no match against…the X-Men..."

"And who are these "X-Men"...?"

At the castle door, the human castle guards, who betrayed the Queen of England, emerged, all dressed like women, acting like homosexuals, and this horrified Prince John to the max!

"Ooohhh...handsome men!"

"So gorgeous!"

"Big physique!"

"I want the lion's fur! Fur coat!"

"Give me the snake...I want to have leather boots!"

"Ooohhh...aahhh!"

"Take the birds! I want to make feather pens!"

"Fried vultures!"

Prince John and his armies are taken by surprise at seeing his human guards becoming cross dressers and acting like rabid homosexuals, which minutes ago, Momotaromon used the Book of Psalms to mesmerize the guards into acting like gays and had them dressed as concubines so they can use them as psychological weapons against Prince John and his forces.

"Wha? My men! Why are they acting like cross dressers?"

Prince John's soldiers became terrified that they ran for their lives, and even the Sheriff of Nottingham, along with Sir Hiss, joined Prince John into running away from the castle, and within 15 minutes Prince John and his forces boarded a boat and heads off to an unknown location as they are pedaling and steering the boat like crazy.

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After several hours, England became peaceful again and its citizens are starting to start all over again in order for England to rise back to its former glory. The Queen of England thanked Robin and Momotaromon for their help and told them they can ask for anything, in which the two asked for a boat to ride so they can head back to France, and after the next day both sailed off, where they saw Prince John and his cronies are captured by pirates, and are about to be sold to the pirates' guild.

Surprisingly, Robin still has the Book of Psalms and he wondered how and why it came to England while Momotaromon is glancing at the World Map and at the steering wheel, causing the ship to travel in a zig-zag way, and Robin suffered a case of seasickness and went to the edge to vomit.

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Meanwhile, at an unspecified country, D'Eon and Teillagory woke up and found themselves in a majestic room and are greeted by what appeared top be two Siberian bears, and before D'Eon was about to take action, one of the two Siberian bears spoke to him in a Russian dialect, dressed in a red, modern-day jacket and black pants.

"Dobroe utro, ·eer." (Good morning, sirs)

To Be Continued…

And the Robin Hood Arc ended with a rather humorous bang…and now Robin and Momotaromon are heading back to France, provided that they stick to the map and not lose it…

So how did the Book of Psalms ended up in England…and how come there are two of them…?

Preview:

With the Robin Hood arc completed, the next chapter will take you to where Teillagory and D'Eon ended up…though it seems that you already guessed it…