Hey everyone! Sorry for the wait, I've been busy, lazy, and on top of that I didn't even have my laptop. So…. Oh, and another apology, my e-mail deleted EVERYTHING, so if I use a reference from you that I just happened to remember, full credit to you!

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#46 Knockout does not approve of pets

(I can't help that I'm a sucker for animals, and this is what happens when you let me out with a grounder that can't say no)

(Specifically Steve)

(I found this adorable dog on the side of the road, he looked good but had no collar or anything, so I made Steve take him with us.)

(Just to make sure he was okay, I coaxed the dog to the med bay and walked in with him at my side)

"What do you want…" KO said.

(that's when things went bad… he turned around)

(Never thought a fifty pound mutt could make Knockout crawl the walls.)

(Literally)

#47 Don't put ANYTHING in energon unless approved by a medic

(hallucinogens, sedatives, sugar…)

(caffine…)

(Yeah…I put straight caffine in some of M1k3's energon…)

(Turns out, it's not bad for them but…)

(Knockout actually needed Megatron's help to pin the Eradicon down, he was so fast.)

(he probably could've threaded a running sewing machine, no joke!)

(then again…Knockout told me M1k3 started freaking because he was literally seeing noises)

#48 Do not assume aluminum foil 'armor' will distort your life signal

(fun at the bot's base this time)

(Miko insisted hide and seek, but I knew Bee could at least find us with his scanners, so I had an idea)

(you know how some crazy people-)

(shut up, by the way)

(-put tinfoil on their heads to block radiation or whatever?)

(Yeah, I made full body fragging armor!)

(granted, it chafed like a mofu, but I found a hiding spot and just KNEW Bee couldn't find me)

(That is, until he grabbed me by the foot and pulled me up into the air)

(he wouldn't put me down until Miko snapped countless blackmail photos)

(I think it was payback for making him pee himself…)

#49 The bots don't understand biblical references

(I.E. the ability to walk on water)

(Jesus was a ninja! It's an indisputable fact!)

(well…not according to Ratchet, who went all sciencey on me and went into the chemical properties of water, and we aren't built to get across it and yadda yadda yadda…)

(I found the story in the bible…)

(and promptly threw it in Ratchet's face)

(gives whole new meaning to the phrase 'bible thumper!')

#50 Again, messing with Megzy while he's recharging is a bad idea

(some mechs need their beauty sleep)

(Especially Lord Megatron)

(but it's not my fault he sleeps like the dead!)

(In the spirit of spring, I got a giant bucket of lime green paint, a bit of hot pink, and a butt-ton of flower stickers)

(I had to help him scrub the paint and flowers off…)

(nothing is more awkward than having the dark lord himself staring at you while you sheepishly peel stickers off his face)

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I understand this one prolly wasn't as good, but I'm now back in business and open for any suggestions! Hope you review!