Guess who's back bwitches!

Apparently me… not that, that makes any since… but anywhoo… man my brain is a slug… Tsunade LOL. Khehehehehe.

Disclaimer: Ocdanime does not own Naruto. Just Brooke and Paige and her crazy ass brain.

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"Kashi! ¿Donde está?" Ally shouted as she skipped down the street holding her older sister's hand.

"Yo."

"Kashi, this is my sister Paige. Paige this is my partner in crime Mr. Pervert."

"I'm not perverted Brooke. So, this is your sister… why is she here?"

"She's taking over the operation… well not really she's just making sure I don't go bat shit on everyone and shtuff. So yea… I totally forgot why I told you to meet me."

"Sorry for my sister's stupidity." Paige finally spoke.

"I'm not stuuuuupid," Brooke cried out. "I just forget where I'm going with the words…tacos…what was I saying?"

Kakashi sweat dropped.

Paige just sighed, "Welcome to my life…tacos, where the fudge does she come up with this stuff… sorry, now I'm babbling and we've only just met. Kakashi, right?"

"Actually I would prefer Kakashi-Sensei-"

"No."

"Worth a shot," he replied shrugging.

"What were we talking about again?" Paige asked.

"Names?"

"Before that…"

"Babbling?"

"Even before that…"

"TACOS!"

"SHUDDUP!"

Smack!

Brooke rubbed her bruised head and Kakashi sweat dropped once again. "This is your entire fault you know, if you hadn't said tacos we could be done with freaking conversation."

"…tacos…" Brooke murmured.

"THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD!" Kakashi had to forcibly hold Paige back. "OH! That's it! Shika-kun and Tema-chan are together so there's no reason to scheme against them before the field trip."

"How did you get that from wanting to kill Brooke?"

"What the fudge are you talking about…. You're weird." For the third time since meeting Paige, Kakashi sweat dropped.

"If you had waited, I would have told him but noooooo you had to get all huffy and… tacos… what was I saying again?"

"Something about space poodles and pocky while watching some videos."

"Yea that's what I was going to say. And then the space poodles dived for my pocky but I managed to dodge it in time as well as watch many different pairings to the song Badboy… be my badboy be my man be my weekend lover…tacos…"

"Well that's awesome!~" Kakashi replied hesitantly. "Will you be coming on the field trip, Paige?"

"Apparently, but I will not be joining your class until the day of." Paige answered. "I think that's all, now I want to go talk with Gaara."

"You don't even talk all you do is stare at each other until you slap him!" Brooke squeaked. Kakashi sweat dropped- world record.

"Byes!"

"Wait Paige, I need to know who I need to set up next." Brooke whined.

Smack

"That wurtzzzz." Ally rubbed her sore head.

"Don't whine. Who's next?"

"Well… maa… I haven't decided. What about Kiba and Hinata?" Kakashi replied.

"That's fine. Now we are leaving." Paige then walked away from the very confused Kakashi.

"Oi! Captain Kaka, you did get my message about Gaara and Kankuro right. Anyway yea gotta catch up with my sis."

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"This is it." Shikamaru stated as he showed Temari up to the sidewalk.

"Oh. So are you sure you want me to meet your parents?"

"Do you even know me?"

"Oh my sorry of course I forgot who I was talking to. Mr. I-go-through-every-possible- outcome-to-find-the-best-result-out-of-a-million." She sarcastically replied.

"Well let's go then." He nonchalantly continued to his door.

The door creaked open as the couple shuffled through. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AN HOUR AGO! I KNOW YOU ARE A LAZY ASS BUT I SWEar… Oh I'm sorry darling I didn't see you there. Are you one of Shika's friends?"

"Yes mother this is Temari. Temari this is my mom Yoshino."

"I'm sorry Temari if I frightened you but my lazy ass son was supposed to be home by 6 so I purposely planned dinner for 7 because I knew he would be late, but it is now 8' o 5."

"I prefer the term lackadaisical."

Smack

"Don't be a smart ass! I am you mother!"

"Mom you're frightening my guest." Shikamaru grumbled as he rubbed his sore cheek.

"I'm not scared. I'm laughing my ass off please continue the beating, Yoshino." Temari snickered from the door way.

"OH! Temari I am so sorry for being rude, please come in. Look how skinny you are! Shika did you not feed your date?" Smack! "I thought I taught you better than that. Come to the kitchen Temari you can have my terrible son's meal."

"Fine, I'm going to go get dad."

"You should get your lazy ass father, we have company and he is being rude by not showing his face."

"I'm right here ya damn women. So is this the famous blonde I have given you advice for."

Shikamaru sent his father a death glare.

"Shikaku what the hell are you talking about why on earth would my son come to you for advice about women?"

"Because of the curse." Shikaku answered simply.

"Oh right the "cruse" sometimes I think you just hate me and then I wonder why I haven't left your lazy ass, if you're so cursed to love me." Yoshino replied.

"Temari, here is your food let's go out and eat on the patio."

"Why?"

"Because my parents fight, throw objects at each other, and then they make-up and I rather not be inside for the last two- stages."

"Oh."

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Naruto found himself comfortable as he slowly woke up. He was actually quite warm and he had no idea why. Wait since when did he have silk black sheets- Oh right he was at Sasuke's house duh. As he became more conscious he soon realized he was curled up to someone's firm chest both had their arms wrapped around the other's waist. The blood rushed to Naruto's face as he slowly tilted his head to get a closer look at his cuddler (A/N Is this a word my computer thinks not.). Sasuke was also slowly waking up and was looking down at him with a small smile-smirk gracing his face.

"Morning Dobe, how about we get you some breakfast?" Sasuke climbed out of the embrace and left Naruto in his room.

'What the hell is going on? Why was he not embarrassed? Wait-Why am I embarrassed? Well, you just cuddled your enemy- friend- rival, whatever… and was enjoying it… so you just truly figured out you are bi. I'm not bi… not really, would rather be bisexual or Sasukesexual?' Naruto continued arguing with himself until Sasuke placed a tray of Belgium waffles, (A/N WAFFLES… drools…) on his lap.

"Here."

"Thanks Sasuke."

"Your welcome, Naruto."

"Where's your breakfast?" Naruto asked while taking his first bite.

"I ate a couple of hours ago."

"…How you were just sleeping a while ago?"

"I got up at six and ate breakfast with my family and then came back here and napped."

"…"

"Naruto what is so hard to understand about that?"

"Why would get up at six on a Sunday?"

"You got up at eight."

"Oh shit I have to get to work!" Naruto quickly threw the covers off of him and ran out of the room. Sasuke heard him run crash down the stairs, yell a good-bye to his parents and slam the door on his way out. 'Atleast he didn't ask about the cuddling, dammit Sasuke keep your emotions under control until you know he is yours.' Sasuke chuckled at the fact that the dobe hadn't finished his breakfast or packed a lunch, well I guess I get to see where he works today.

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Tada… yea I know it sucks but I did my best! *sobs* I did my best!

LOL I love Dane Cook… any way guess who will now be joining my author's notes… Obito, upon my sissy's request.

Obito: Yo what's up sorry I'm late I-

Gets glomped by sissy.

…Anyway Happy December and all that cheer and shtuff Cha…

I luvs you all!

~Ocdanime (Aka the crazy person who writes this.)

PS I recommend this fanfic I'm reading by theshikamarusfangirl, it's called

Falling for a superstar: The Playboys

Any way bye see ya next time.