Rodan and Anguirus are at a Chinese restaurant.
Drive Thru Can we help you?
Rodan Yeah, do you have any egg rolls?
Drive Thru Yes
Anguirus How about Chow Mein?
Drive Thru We have shrimp, beef, lobster.
Rodan Lobster? We had too much lobster yesterday.
Anguirus Ebriah was delicious.
Drive Thru What you talk about?
Rodan What?
Drive Thru What you talk about?
Anguirus What are you talking about? Is that what he said?
Drive Thru You hold up the line.
Rodan Sorry, I don't speak Chinglish, I only speak English and Engrish.
Anguirus Isn't Chinglish a form of Engrish?
Drive Thru You take to long. Don't eating here again.
Anguirus What?
Rodan Screw this, China sucks anyways. They don't have sexy Asian chicks like Japan does.
Anguirus Dude, China is part of Asia.
Rodan Still, they don't have sexy chicks.
Drive Thru You having small ding dongs!
Anguirus What?
Rodan I think he said we have small… Wait, whoa, whoa, easy on the sex slang.
Anguirus Ours are not small, we don't even have any. (Our lives suck)
Drive Thru You leaving now!
Rodan Fine, I'm moving to New York City. Anguirus, maybe you should attack Shanghai.
Anguirus Why not Beijing? That's the capital.
Rodan Just do it. We can make a movie out of it.
Anguirus Nice.