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Theme Ten: King

Neji and Tenten. Tenten and Neji. They had always seemed to be a package these days. They've been together for two years. She moved in with him a year ago, and now they've got other things on their mind.

Nah, they're not getting married (yet.)

Sex? Please, you've missed them by a year and a half.

A new home? Their penthouse is perfectly fine.

They wanted to bring their game to the table to see what they could handle, they were ready for anything.

Even King, the puppy.

"We're HOOOME!"

Tenten giggled as the squirming creature in her hands attempted to nip at her buns at the top of her head. He was a tiny thing, with white fur that was spotted with brown, and the biggest set of chocolate eyes Tenten had ever seen.

Neji appeared from the kitchen and looked to the puppy in Tenten's arms, he scratched him behind the ears.

"How was the vet?"

"He said there weren't any major issues, he got his shots, and he's scheduled to be neutered in about two months."

Neji only replied with a "Mhm…" as King was licking at his chin.

Tenten placed him onto the ground, and he sped off like a bullet, attacking the first toy he saw, a chew bone, with the ferocity equivalent to a rabid wolf.

"Well he's a little more than excited."

Tenten laughed.

King gnawed at the bone, his paws attempting to keep it still against the ground. Though it wasn't working the way he'd like it to, with the ends popping up against his snout now and again.

Neji had to admit, it was one of the funniest things he had witnessed.

Tenten placed King's now full water bowl against the wall, which King had noticed immediately and sped off to begin drinking.

"I'm hoping he'll calm down when he gets older."

"Me too."

They simply watched their puppy in silence, as a thought came across Tenten's mind.

"Neji, if our dog is like this, what will our kids be like?!"

Neji had only rolled his eyes.

"Let's just hope they have my disposition."

Tenten laughed and kissed him in reply.

"Wanna name the first one King?"

"Hell no."

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