Stan woke up on a Friday morning, and got himself some coffee. He went to face the day, Stan got up, he had left on all of his cloths. He got a shower and went to the studio, where he would be a go getter for the Haymakers. Today was his first day on the job, Stan was hoping that Red, Ester and Kevin would not know who he is, maybe they forgot over the years. He took a bus to the studio, where he got off, it was eight in the morning. When he went into the Studio, and Stan saw a secretary, and the secretary said "ah you must be Mr. Marsh, please sir come on in, The Haymakers will be here in about an hour so wait here in the lobby."
Stan told her "thank you I will". Stan knew he got there early, but he wanted to impress on his first day on the job, he sat down in the lobby. Stan put a hat on that way he could hid himself from Red, Ester, and Kevin, maybe he could work and do what he needed to do, he could avoid confutation, because after they heard about the pedo rumors themselves and then bear incident they did not care for him, and they might have forgotten all about him. "If they don't know who I am, then I get my work done without many problems" Stan thought Then he thought to himself "I want Wendy back maybe this job will give me the money I can make that trip to get her back."
The Haymakers arrived at nine, then the secretary called Stan and said "Okay Stan well your bosses are here, and they need you right away so go meet them at your trailer." Then Stan went to the Haymakers trailer, and there was Kevin outside the door looking around. Stan went up to Kevin and said, "um sir are you the band that I will be assisting." Kevin then said "Oh you must be the new assistant, yeah well I need some coffee, and could you get some orange juice for Sister and my girlfriend", then Stan said "yes sir right away". K
Kevin did not recognize Stan much to Stan's relief, Stan went and got some coffee and two orange juices. When he got there Kevin was talking to Red, and his sister Ester. Stan went up to Kevin and said "her sir is your coffee and orange juices". Then Kevin took all three drinks and said "thank you, well go sit behind the trailer and we will call you if we need you."
Kevin then handed and Ester and Red their drinks and both said "Thank you", Stan then went behind the trailer. An hour later Red and Ester called for him and Stan said "yes ladies and Ester said "will you go help us pick up the instrument", and Red said "yeah they are a little heavy". Stan said "yes ladies", he went and helped them lift the equipment, then the haymakers went inside the studio to practice while Stan waited outside the door if they needed anything. Ester, Kevin and Red practiced in the recording studio for a while and Stan did various things for them. Stan thought to himself "They will never find out who I am thank god". Then about three they called Stan and Ester asked Stan "Would you go get the three of some water over in the room real quick", and Stan said "yes I will". Stan went and got them the water, and Ester said "Thank you. Stan went back outside, while they practiced some more.
Then about Four Ester said "we sound really good, we are going to great with this new Album Love in the Bank." Then Red said "we are going to kick so much ass like we always do". "Hell yeah, I think we are about ready to record this album" said Kevin. Then Red said "On a minor note, I must say this new guy is really good, he does what we say, no maybe he just does it". Then Kevin said "yeah he has done his job like he suppose to". Ester thought of something "You know I have been thinking all day, he looks like someone from school when we were in South Park." Then Kevin said "probably not, though he had dark hair like that scumbag Stan, this guy is way to nice to be Stan, heck he reminds of Stan before he apparently turned into a child molester, and did that horrible thing to Bebe, Lola, Millie, and Heidi". Then Red said "yeah this guy is way to nice". Then Ester said "well let's find out his name".
Kevin said "hey knew guy we need you again". Then Ester said "Hey could you tell us your name." Stan gulped, he could not lie, so he said "uhhh that is secret". Then Red said "we do need to know your name." Then Ester said "tell us now please. Stan figured, they might not recognize him so he said "Stan". Then Kevin , Red, and Ester looked at each other, and then Red said "what is your last name. Then Ester took Stan's hat off of his head, and Stan said "Marsh, Stan Marsh". Kevin, Red and Ester could not believe it. Then Stan said "long time no see".
Kevin replied "I can't belive they fucking picked you to be our stage hand." Red said "it has been a long time Stan, why did you choose us, surely someone told you that we hated you for what you did to all of those girls. Ester said "Yeah, this sucks that we are stuck with a pedo like you". Then Stan said "Listen guys, I know you do not like me, however I applied for this job in Colorado, I was told I would be working for a band, but I did not know it was going to be you guys, I am just trying to make a living." "WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO USE US" Kevin said. Then Stan replied "I applied because it paid decent, I need money, I have no diploma, they took it away from me, even though earned it, they will not let me get a G.E.D, and because of that I cannot go to college". "Well we have no choice we have to put up with a horrible person like you, however you better be very careful around any kids that may come visit the studio's on the tours" Ester said. Then Stan said "you know those are nasty rumors spread by a dickface who was told to do it, of course you do not believe me, no one does". "Of course because the guy who spread it was a principal, who the fuck are we going to believe" said Red. "Listen Stan just do your job, get our stuff, but if you think we are going to be friends with you because of the past you are wrong, we do not want to associate any further with you than we have to" said Kevin. Then Ester said "speaking of that go outside now, we will call you when we need you." Stan said "sorry you feel that way, but this is good we can this professional. "Oh one other thing Stan, I hear Wendy and Kyle are real happy with each other at Harvard, I am glad Wendy dumped your sorry ass" said Kevin.
Stan said "sorry you feel that way sir. Stan went outside, he was hurt by those comments, but he was use to getting hurt over the past two years. Stan over the next month would do this job, Monday to Friday. He would come in get Kevin, Red and Ester anything they needed. Stan thought to himself "well I am doing pretty good, I do have an apartment, and making good money. Then Ester said "Service boy I need something". Stan went up and said "yes Ms. Stoley" and Ester said go get me a soda."
Then Stan went and got the soda, came back and gave to Ester. Ester said "Thank you service boy", then Stan said "my name is Stan. Ester said "why would I call you by that name when I have no respect for you". Stan said "I guess your right ms. Stoley". Then Ester said "you know I visited Wendy in South park before she left for Harvard as well as Bebe, then once again Wendy at Harvard, Bebe was real hurt with what you did. Ester then said "yes Wendy was also hurt when she heard from that Johnson guy that you cheated on her with a hooker that pretty much convinced her to dump you." Then Stan said "WHAT hooker I never had sex with a hooker, he posted another lie about me". Ester then said "I doubt that was a lie, who are we going to believe a nice guy like that or you."
"I guess I cannot blame you he has been a nice guy, but he got paid a million dollars to spread nasty rumors about me, from a guy who was mad at me for losing a Guitar Hero game when he had a lot riding on me." "Well that I think is a bullshit lie service boy, well go outside, no one is going to believe you", Stan responded "Yes Ms. Stoley". Stan went outside to wait for any other orders from the Haymakers, then Kevin came up to Stan and said "Here I need you to go down and get us some lunch".
Stan said "Yes sir Mr. Stoley", he went and got them the lunch. Stan walked around for a few hours, they did not really need anything for a while. A worker who was working for Chad Kroger and Nickleback, saw Stan and decided to play a prank, he was the Clerk who screwed Stan over before, he applied for this job and was getting paid 15 dollars and hour. "Hey I could make this guy I made look really bad again, and it would be really funny" the Stagehand thought. The Stagehand waited for a private moment for the Haymakers. He soon saw Red and Ester going to the shower room to take a shower. He thought it would be funny went up to Stan and said "Hey, the Haymakers need you in the shower area." Then Stan who did not recognize the Stage hand because the stage hand colored his hair, said "they do, thanks dude".
Stan went to the shower area, and he saw a completely naked Red and Ester. Red screamed "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH." Then Ester slapped Stan and said "YOU FUCKING BASTERD, YOU SON OF BITCH". Then Stan trying to explain "this stagehand told me you needed me in the shower area." Then Red slapped Stan and said "YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU AND YOUR LIES". Then Ester said "YOU GO OUTSIDE NOW NOW", then Stan said "I am so sorry, I am so sorry". Stan went outside and the two ladies took their shower. Later Ester and Red got dressed, and they called Kevin who was not there at the time. Stan thought to himself, "maybe he will forget about it' At about five, Kevin came and bust the door open, he had anger in his eyes. Stan said "look I am so sorry Kevin it was an accident", Kevin them punched over and over again. Then Kevin said "YOU SORRY PIECE OF SHIT BASTERD, YOU PERVET, HOW DARE YOU" Stan said "I AM SO SORRY KEVIN PLEASE, FORGIVE ME IT WAS AN ACCIDENT". "NOONONONONO SHUT UP YOU LIAR" Kevin said. Then Kevin said "you will leave my sister alone and Red alone unless they need something DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME LEAVE THEM ALONE." Then Stan said "yes sir I will I am so sorry", Stan was then shoved by Kevin. Kevin said "GET OUT FOR TODAY", then Stan said "yes sir". Stan went home, where he thought about what he did.
About a week later, Stan was outside waiting to be called, then he got called by Kevin and Kevin said "okay service boy, go get three waters". Kevin did that because he did not want a evil Stan wandering around his girlfriend and sister. Stan got the waters. For the next five months, he did the same job over and over again. One day while he was at work Stan was outside waiting to be called by the Haymakers, then he was called by Kevin, Kevin said "Okay service Boy, come get me my coat". Stan said "yes Mr. Stolety" and then got Kevin his coat, and then Stan was about to leave and Kevin said something. "Service boy in a weeks time we will be going on tour in Denver and other places including New York, and all over for about two weeks, and yes you will be coming with us, it is in your contract" Kevin said. Then Stan said "well I guess I will have to make plans to leave". Then Kevin said "you will be traveling with our manager Mr. Con, which I do not know if I want to subject him to you, but it is better than having you around Ester and Red." Then Stan said "yeah they do not like me to much". Kevin said "They hate you with a passion, as do I, I hope you get fired sooner than later". Stan said "sorry to hear that sir". Stan then left and about a week later they headed out on tour, Stan would be leaving earlier then the band. He headed to the bustop, where he was greeted by Mr. Con.
Stan then said "hello you must be Mr. Con", and then Con said "you must be that god damn loser, my clients were talking about hello". Then Stan said "yeah they probably had very bad things to say about me". "Well you little bastard at least I do not go around and try to sleep with children" Con said. Then Stan said "I am not even going to argue with you, I have given up on the truth at this point". "What that you are not a pedo, YOU ARE ONE" Con said. Stan said "lets just get this over with". Con said "you can bath, because I do not want you stinking up the joint, however, you are sleeping outside." "Okay that sucks" Stan said. Stan and Con made their way to the first concert which is in Oklahoma City. Over the week they toured different places, Stan and the Haymakers would be all over the country. Now it was a week later and time for the concert in Denver.