Now you shall finally find out what happens to the false Sakaki! One part was written by JBK..I'm sure you can figure out which part that is. Enjoy!
Three days after the raiding of the Porn Palace, the Sex Citadel, the Lair of Lechery; whatever you wish to call it, Sakaki felt fit enough to go with JBK to face down her accused 'false' clone. I'm sure you all want to hear that tale, right? Well, hold your horses! Other stuff happens too, you know!
Anyhow, after such a rousing rescue, rest was certainly required. Jay had taken Madoka out for lunch that day and as they sat in that lovely restaurant they discussed what is to become of the two Sakakis.
"Do you believe JBK-san will actually kill her?", Madoka asked after properly placing a dumpling in her mouth, chewing the required amount of times and then wiping her lips.
"After what he's gone through, I wouldn't put it past him.", Jay said through a mouthful.
"I do not believe death is actually necessary.", Madoka supplied.
"What would you suggest?", Jay asked, his eyes instinctively scanning the road outside the restaurant window.
"Exile. A simple alternative.", Madoka said.
Jay nodded. "I can agree with-"
At that moment he felt a strange rumble pass through the restaurant. It seems as if the other patrons felt the same, seeing as they all looked up. A large truck had not passed through the area, only small cars. It did not feel like an earthquake either, seeing as it only lasted a moment.
"Did you…", Madoka began before her cup of tea registered another set of ripples.
The rumbling came in a discernable pattern as shown by the rippling of her tea cup. The quaking increased in intensity, causing the customers to begin to panic. It certainly wasn't an earthquake.
"What the hell is it..?", Jay wondered out loud, beginning to worry.
"I do not….BY THE SPIRITS!!", Madoka screamed in terror for the first time Jay could remember.
"Wha- WHAAA!!", Jay screamed as he looked out the window just in time to see a massive metal head that gazed at him with leering Plexiglass eyes.
An enormous metal hand reached down and waved ominously.
"Hey there, Jay! Like my new ride!?", came the booming female voice of the robot.
This terrified Jay even more, for it wasn't just any female voice. It was Yukari.
"FUCK!", Jay screamed, tearing outside and gazing up at the ten story enormous construction.
"Yukari!! Do you have any idea how fast the cops are going to be here!?", he called up to the crazed woman in her mobile suit.
"….So?", came the rumbling reply.
By this point there was quite the crown surrounding Madoka, the mech, and him. And he was losing his patience with her stupidity.
"At least get back to the studio so we can store it out of sight!", he said in English to lower the possibility that the assembled group would understand him.
"Gah! You're no fun….", Yukari said, clomping away down the road, leaving massive holes in the pavement.
The crowd from the restaurant was now looking at him with mixed displays of terror, confusion and simple dismay. In an effort to reconcile himself, he did what any good scholar would do.
He danced.
"A-ya da da da da!", he sang as he pranced about.
This simply brought more absurd stares.
"Jay-san, I believe we should vacate the area.", Madoka suggested.
"Good idea…", he responded.
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Koharu had once again decided to head down into the basement room where last time she found Captain Falcon which thus resulted in an epic battle, a giant hole burned through the roof of the studio and her subsequent removal of the Falcon Piece.
"At least there's no weirdos down here now….", she said as she gazed at the assemblage of cardboard boxes.
"Wonder what's in here…", she mused as she rummaged through a box that was nearly as tall as her. She was excited when she first pulled out a set of brass knuckles, but was rather put off when the next object she pulled up was a skull.
"Ick..", she said, dropping the items back into the box. She moved on to the next, which was slightly smaller.
"Hmm…what's this?", she questioned as she pulled out a smaller box that read 'To: Jay From: Marilyn'.
Opening it she pulled out a long white dress.
"Err….", she droned and placed the box to the side. She reached in again and immediately puller her hand back as it was stung by something hot.
"Owww….", gazing within she spotted nothing less than a lit candle. That seemed rather absurd to her, yet next to it sat a vial of a bubbling green liquid that looked quite ominous.
"What does he do down here…?", she wondered, but moved on to the next box, which was the smallest in the room. It had a red line running around the perimeter and it happened to be upside down, with no opening visible to her.
"Curiosity overcame her like an acute sickness and she overturned the box with her foot. Inside was not a set of golf clubs or even a brand new computer; instead it was an unshaven man in black with a headband that seemed far too long.
"Yer dead kid!", he said, getting up and immediately capturing Koharu in a nasty headlock.
"GAH!!", she choked. "What the-"
She decided upon the best course of action to take with any male assailant; STRAIGHT SHOT TO THE BALLS!
"Hehehe!", the man just chuckled.
"W-wha!?", she was shocked that her attack had absolutely no effect upon him. He kept her harnessed in the headlock.
"When yer as cool as me you learn ways to avoid stuff like that!", he said, twisting her head painfully with his arm.
"Grrrr! Well, avoid this!!", she screamed, using all her willpower to turn and grasp hold of his…..member.
RRRRIP!
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Moving on, we now turn to events outside the studio where we shall finally get answers about the fate of the multiple Sakakis…
James, his face looking hardened from what he had seen, and what he was about to do, walked towards his house.
Sakaki, upon seeing him from his bedroom window, came running through the house.
"Nekosa, James is back!!" Sakaki ran out the door.
Sakaki then ran up to James. "Oh, thank god James!! Some crazy authors came to the studio, and accused me of being fake!! I can't believe they'd…
Sakaki 1 stops, as she sees Sakaki 2 behind James.
"Ah…" Sakaki 1 says. "W-who's this?"
"This…is the real Sakaki." James says coldly. "This…is what those other authors were talking about…"
"W-what?! Real? What do you mean real?" Sakaki 1 asked, tears beginning to form in her eyes. "Just because she looks like me…"
This is what James was afraid of. He could already feel his inner turmoil begin to kick up. He looks away and grits his teeth hard.
"C-Cartoony pointed out… you wouldn't really be one…t-to…lose V-card to people…"
At this point, Nekosa came walking out of the house. "JBK-san? Okaasan?"
Sakaki 1 begins to break into tears. "H-how…how could you, James?! After all we've gone through…"
"I know, ok?!" James yells, the tears falling down his face. "You don't think I find this hard, too?! Dammit!!"
At this point, Nekosa gasped as she realized something. "O-Okaasan...th-there are...t-two of you..."
The agrivated James went back to yelling at Sakaki 1. "I'm finding this hard enough as it is!! You don't think my mind is spinning right now from seeing two of you?!"
" B-but...James...I love you...and you go and...Nekosa!" Sakaki 1 looked to Nekosa pleadingly. "Nekosa! Tell James I'm real! I'm really your Okaasan!"
Nekosa looked from Sakaki 1, to Sakaki 2 (whom had remained quiet this entire time), then back to Sakaki 1. They looked EXACTLY the same. "I...I...I..."
" Leave her out of this!!" James snapped suddenly. " It's bad enough I'm confused, but I don't want her involved in this!!"
Sakaki 1 sniffled. "Yes...you're right...but...prove that she's 'real' and I'm fake!"
James froze up. He looked back and forth between Sakaki 1 and 2, and was confronted with the same problem Nekosa had…
"I can help..." Nekosa said. She walked up to Sakaki 1, and sniffed her. She then went over to Sakaki 2, and sniffed her.
And she was met with the same problem. "I...I...I can't tell...they both smell the same..."
Nekosa's mind couldn't take it anymore. "JBK-san!!" Nekosa ran to James, and wrapped her arms around his legs. "I'm confused!!" And she began to cry.
At this, Sakaki 1 went over to Nekosa. "Nekosa, H-how can this other girl smell the same as me?"
Nekosa, feeling very afraid of the two Sakaki's, took cover behind James.
This awakened James' need and want to always protect Nekosa. He felt total anger.
He whipped his gun out, and pointed it at Sakaki 1's head.
" Back...off"
" W-what!?" Sakaki 1 stuttered, stepping back, shivering and crying. "How...how could you?"
James turns his gun between Sakaki 1 and 2. "I don't care which one of you is fake, and which one is real...I still love Nekosa, and I'll protect her, even if that means I have to kill the both of you!"
" Y-you would kill the person you love?" Sakaki 1 whimpered, tears dripping down her face.
" Nekosa is my true love...I've known her since before I knew you, Sakaki. I'll protect her against anything" James says.
" But..." James turned his attention to Sakaki 2. "You've been awful quiet...and no blushing at Nekosa...even when she sniffed you...that seems awful fake to me"
"I...I just don't know what to do..." Sakaki 2 said, shivering slightly.
That inner termoil is getting annoying to James now. He's on edge...he doesn't know who is the real or the fake...
" See? She doesn't even act like me..." Sakaki 1 said, trying to reason with James.
" Because that's the difference..." James said, confused by even his own words. " I don't know...what to think anymore... whether the Sakaki I made love to is the real one ... or the one we just happened to find on a porno run is the real one...
Sakaki 1 goes over and stands next to Sakaki 2. "You would know…your true love..."
James' inner termoil threw up a fit. " I...I...GAAAAAAAAAH!!"
James aims his gun at the two Sakaki's.
BANG!!
Both Sakaki's hear the shot ricochet off of a tree that's not far behind the two of them. They jump at the sound and look very nervous.
" JUST ONE OF YOU FRICKIN' ADMIT TO BEING FAKE!!" James yells.
"But…I'm not fake." Sakaki 2 says, finally speaking up. "My name is Tanaka Sakaki."
"So is mine..." Sakaki 1 replies.
James looks utterly defeated. His hand with the gun drops to his side. He's beginning to feel so confused…
Nekosa decides now would be a good time to take action. She looks to the two Sakaki's. "Which one of you is real?!"
"I am!" Both of them say.
"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!" Nekosa then asked.
Both Sakaki's fell silent at this.
"I did?" Sakaki 1 said.
"That was my cookie I was saving!!" Nekosa stuck her tongue out at Sakaki 1.
"Nekosa...how did that help?" James asked.
"Well, now I know who stole my cookie." Nekosa explained.
James sweat-dropped.
"Nekosa…I'm confused…" Sakaki 2 said.
"Me too…" Sakaki 1 replied.
"So am I…" Nekosa said, looking back and forth between the two.
"I'm in that group" James said.
A moment of awkward silence went by.
Nekosa walked back to James, and whispered in his ear. "We gotta figure something out...something only the real Sakaki would know..."
James looked up at the two of them. "Who bit your hand during high school?"
"Kamineko" They both said.
"damn..." James muttered. The then thought for a moment.
"On one of the first days of high school, who challenged you to a race?" James asked.
"Tomo" Both of them said.
"dammit!!" James muttered again. He then sighed heavily.
"Who was my evil mom?" Nekosa asked.
"Azami Nekoyasha." Sakaki 1 replied instantly.
"Wha…" Sakaki 2 fell silent, and blushed.
"Nekosa, that doesn't help…" James said. "Cartoony says that the first Sakaki hasn't been on Help Desk...she wouldn't know the answer"
"Oh…" Nekosa said.
"How can we figure this out?" James asked himself.
He suddenly came up with the answer. Something only one Sakaki would know over the other.
"Say, if I were a fake Sakaki, what sort of attributes do you think I would have, besides looking like an exact copy of the real one?"
" Um...well…" Sakaki 1 began. "They would have to have a quiet exterior, but actually be cute inside. Love animals..." Sakaki 1 blushed.
James turned to Sakaki 2.
"Well...umm..." She blushed. "Like cute things...quiet...love animals..."
James raised his gun towards Sakaki 2, looking very angry. "I can't believe it... I was led this long..."
"W-what?!" Sakaki 2 screams, as she steps back.
"I should have known..." James started, as he walked slowly closer to her. "Cartoony was lying...she probably set up the whole operation"
"B-but...why? What do you mean?" Sakaki 2 asked, shivering in fear.
" Hell, the 'real' Sakaki wouldn't have been captured so easily, especially by porno people" James pointed out.
"They came to me when I was asleep! I…I couldn't run!" Sakaki 2 pleaded.
James closed his eyes for a moment. "And all I ever wanted in this world...was a bit of love..."
He then opens his eyes, flames burning in them. "This ends it"
"W-what!? N..no...please! I'm Sakaki! I am!" Sakaki 2 screams, and begins to cry.
"Quit your crying..." James said coldly.
Sakaki 2 stopped crying, and stood straight up, sniffling.
"Close your eyes…I'll end this fast." James said.
Sakaki 2, knowing of nothing else she could do, with the tears running down her face, looks upwards, exposing her neck, and closes her eyes.
"goodbye, 'fake' Sakaki..."
BANG!!
Sakaki 2 waited… waited to feel pain…to feel some sort of moment of death…but it never came…
She opened her eyes, and looked down.
James had turned his gun at Sakaki 1, and had fired.
Sakaki 1 fell backwards to the pavement in a dead faint.
Sakaki 2 then proceeded to scream.
The tears roll down James' eyes. That was the absolute hardest killing he had to do, ever.
He lowers his gun, drops to his knees, and embraces Nekosa, as he begins to cry)
Sakaki looks to her feet, tears dripping from her eyes.
"Otousan...how..did you know?" Nekosa asked, herself feeling a little emotional.
" I'm…the only one...who knows...about Sakaki's inner cuteness... she herself doesn't even know it… that's how I knew..." James sniffles, trying to stop himself from crying.
"Is it..my fault she had to die…?" Sakaki asks, more to herself than anyone.
" No...don't ever blame yourself for this..." James said, wiping the tears from his eyes. "It's entirely my fault...if I would have seen her to be fake before now... we could have found you sooner, and she could have lived..."
James stood up, and looked over at Sakaki. "I'm sorry...I put you through that terror, Sakaki...
but I had to have the fake one believe she was safe."
Sakaki nodded sadly. "Maybe we could have...gotten along..."
"Sho knows...she seemed...so nice..." James could feel the tears begin to fall down his face again.
But while James, Nekosa, and Sakaki are crying, the fake Sakaki stands back up.
"What makes you think a simple bullet can stop me? I was made for a reason!" The Fake Sakaki says with an evil grin on her face.
Sakaki screamed. Both James and Nekosa looked utterly shocked.
Sakaki began stepping back. James stood up, looking determined, while Nekosa cowered behind him.
Fake Sakaki took one step forward.
James whipped up his gun, and fired shot after shot until he emptied his gun of any rounds.
But like a scene from the Matrix, Fake Sakaki dodged every last shot like an agent.
"Hehe...if I can't keep my promise to Master...I can kill you all instead!" Fake Sakaki says, laughing evilly.
" God, what the hell are you?!" James yells.
"Only the most perfect human ever created!" Fake Sakaki yells.
" Like hell!! Your sex was awful!! I had to do all the work!!" James yells back.
" JBK-san, what's sex?" Nekosa asks.
" Ask me when you're older"
Suddenly, Sakaki, whom James thought to be further back, instead steps in front of him and Nekosa.
"No...if you want to kill me...you can."
" No, Sakaki, you can't!!" James yells.
"If you want to be first...So be it!" Fake Sakaki says, as she begins to walk menacingly towards them.
" No!! Sakaki!! I still love you, and I won't let you do this!!" James says to Sakaki, trying to reason with her.
"If it's me she wants...it will be better..." Sakaki replies quietly.
" She doesn't want you!! She wants all of us!! You just jumping in front like that makes it easier!!" James says back.
" ...Run..." Sakaki says, as the Fake Sakaki edges closer.
" I will..." James replies.
He suddenly grabs her hand. "but with you too!!" James grabs one of Nekosa's hands with his other free one, and turns around and runs.
Fake Sakaki is caught a bit off-guard, but quickly regains her composure.
" Get back here…" She growls as she rushes after them.
"She's too fast!" Sakaki yells.
James looks behind him. Fake Sakaki is closing in fast on the three of them.
"Grrr...I was hoping I wouldn't have to have to use this..."
James takes a pen out of his pocket protector, clicks it three times, then throws it behind him.
Fake Sakaki sees the pen hit the ground. She dodges off to the left on instinct, and his glad she did as the pen explodes. Fake Sakaki then continues her pursuit.
"She's still coming!" Sakaki yells.
"Dang it!!" James yells.
He comes up with another plan quickly, then waits for the Fake Sakaki to come closer.
"Wwait for it...wait for it..."
He can feel the Fake Sakaki close in to within arm's length.
" Now!!" James let go of Nekosa's and Sakaki's hands, slammed on his breaks, and switched all of his body weight around in the opposite direction. He lowered his body, and hit Fake Sakaki square in the stomach.
Fake Sakaki had tried to stop herself, but all too late. She was hit in the stomach with enough force to knock the air out of her.
"OOOF!!" Fake Sakaki goes to clutch her stomach as James jumps back.
James then uppercuts Fake Sakaki with his right fist.
Fake Sakaki is knocked backwards, stumbling, but manages to stay up.
James then took a fighter's stance. "Sakaki, Nekosa, if we stand against her, we've got 3 to 1 odds… we'll probably have a chance."
Nekosa, walking up behind James, gulps as she takes a fighters stance. "O-Ok..."
Sakaki took up a fighter's stance as well, looking determined.
Fake Sakaki wipes away some blood trickling down her chin. "If your gun couldn't stop me, what makes you think the three of you can?"
"Because the explosive didn't have teamwork that we have...and the love we share for each other!!" James retorts, keeping his stance.
"Even this girl you just met?" Fake Sakaki says, laughing.
"I do love them..." Sakaki says quietly. "He rescued me..."
James blushed, and looked over at Sakaki. "R-really?"
Sakaki nodded. " You rescued me...I cannot let that go unappreciated."
" Well then...isn't that sweet?" Fake Sakaki says. Then suddenly, and unexpectedly, she rushes at Sakaki, and punches her hard in the stomach.
" Sakaki!!" James screams.
"AH!! " Sakaki fell back in agony.
" Why you...!! " James lead with a hard right, but Fake Sakaki stepped away from it.
" Hehe.."
" Grrrr...!! " James lets loose with a fury of punches aimed at the Fake Sakaki, but she easily dodges a all of them.
Then she caught him. James led with a hard right that swung a bit too far.
Fake Sakaki then caught him on the side of the head with a haymaker.
Sakaki sits up, bleeding from the mouth. "J-James!!"
James falls to the ground, feeling his entire world spin from the hard hit.
Nekosa stands there, her stance loose, shaking horribly in fear.
Sakaki struggles to her feet, and stands in front of Nekosa.
"No...I won't let her harm you." Sakaki whispers to Nekosa.
James, still on the ground, catches glimpse of what Sakaki did. "S-Sakaki..."
Fake Sakaki jumps over James. Once again using her speed, she slams hard into Sakaki's stomach with a fist, then punches Sakaki in the face.
Sakaki barely moves an inch, but she bleeds from the mouth, and now a bit dribbles out her nose.
James' mouth drops open at the cruelty by Evil Sakaki, then he closes his mouth angrily. He pushes himself up with all his might.
James thinks quickly…and comes up with a plan.
He charges at the Fake Sakaki, right fist up in the air, but yells to grab her attention. "AAAAAAAAAH!!"
"Hm?" Fake Sakaki turns, sees the attack, and grabs James' fist as it comes down to try and hit her.
He then smiles evilly. "Gotcha."
James then delivers one VERY hard knee to the crotch of Evil Sakaki, and connects.
But Fake Sakaki seems unaffected.
James' eyes go wide. "No..."
"I don't know what you're aiming at...I'm not a guy..." Fake Sakaki says.
She then grins evilly. "But I know you are…"
Fake Sakaki then returned the favor to James, by kneeing him in the crotch, with enough force to make it feel like two tons of bricks focused on that one spot.
Fake Sakaki lets go of James' fist, and James falls to the ground, holding his crotch with one hand, unable to breath. He throws up, finally catching just a little bit of a breath, before rolling over, and losing consciousness.
" James!!" Sakaki yells. "You...!!" Sakaki punches Fake Sakaki in the back of the head, causing her to stumble forward from the pain.
But Sakaki doesn't stop. She elbows Fake Sakaki hard in the back, sending the fake Sakaki face-down into the pavement. Fake Sakaki's forehead begins to bleed as it strikes the pavement.
Sakaki readied herself as Fake Sakaki stood back up.
Fake Sakaki checked her forehead, saw the blood, and could feel her rage boil over.
"You…You have caused me to bleed…" Fake Sakaki's rage is evident, as she turns around. "I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU!!"
Fake Sakaki's charge is fast and hard. She punches Sakaki's face with her right fist, then with her left.
She then puts her hands together into a fist, and slams Sakaki's chin with it. The force and speed that this was done is enough to send Sakaki stumbling backwards.
But Fake Sakaki doesn't stop. She grabs Sakaki by the throat, and using her superior strength, lifts her up.
The blood running down Fake Sakaki's face from her forehead does nothing to hide her pure anger.
"You pathetic excuse for a girl!!" Fake Sakaki yells. "If you would have just stayed with the porno people, you could have lived in Master Gates' new world!! But now that you've really pissed me off…I'm going to make sure that your death is slow…and painful!! YAAAAAAAARGH!!"
That last yell had been Fake Sakaki yelling out in pain. Nekosa, realizing that Fake Sakaki would kill her Okaasan, she jumped in and bit her hard on the leg.
Fake Sakaki threw Sakaki, sending Sakaki flying into the grass close by. Fake Sakaki then put her hands together into a fist, and slams down hard on Nekosa's head.
Nekosa's head swam from the force of the attack, and she lost her grip on Fake Sakaki's leg.
Fake Sakaki's rage boiled over now.
Sakaki sat up, rubbing her throat from how forcefully it had been grabbed. She looks up, and what she saw, she'll never forget.
Fake Sakaki put one knee on the ground, grabbed the top of Nekosa's head, pulled Nekosa off of her leg with ease, then slammed Nekosa's face into the pavement.
Sakaki gasped at the horror and heartlessness.
But Fake Sakaki didn't stop. Still having grip on Nekosa's head, she picked Nekosa's head back up, and slammed it into the pavement again. And again. And again.
Fake Sakaki continued to slam Nekosa's head into the pavement as Sakaki could only watch on in horror.
"Stop…" Sakaki whispered.
But Fake Sakaki didn't stop. Nekosa's blood began to splatter on the pavement, but Fake Sakaki just kept going.
"Stop…" Sakaki said, tears now falling down her face.
Fake Sakaki slammed Nekosa's head hard into the pavement one last time, splattering blood on some of Fake Sakaki's clothing.
"That will teach you." Fake Sakaki said in a cold tone, before letting go of Nekosa's head.
Nekosa's body remained unmoving. Even the slow up and down motion of breathing was absent.
Nekosa was dead.
Something to be noted here is that, no matter what kind of person you are, whenever you see a child killed so brutally right in front of your eyes, you will become angry at the person who killed that child.
Sakaki had never felt rage before. It wasn't in her nature to ever get angry, even when Tomo had said she'd put that kitten in an animal shelter, she felt horror then. No, this was a new emotion for her to experience.
Sakaki stood up, and began walking towards Fake Sakaki. Sakaki's fists were clenched angrily. She could only feel rage towards the fake Sakaki.
Fake Sakaki saw Sakaki coming towards her, so she stood up. The blood stains from Nekosa's blood splatter were even more evident on Fake Sakaki's shirt now.
Sakaki stopped, and the two of them stared each other down.
"How…how could you? She was only a child!!" Sakaki said, trying as much as she could to keep her reserve, but failing.
"That's what she gets for getting in my way!" Fake Sakaki said, with total heartlessness for the evil deed she had just committed.
Sakaki couldn't take it anymore. This new emotion had full hold of her now.
She charged at Fake Sakaki, not knowing why, or how she was going to be able to beat her. All she knew was total anger.
At first, Fake Sakaki laughed, catching Sakaki's first right punch with ease, but when Sakaki's knee came up into her stomach, she wasn't laughing anymore. Sakaki's left fist then came up, and hit Fake Sakaki in the cheek. As Fake Sakaki lost grip of Sakaki's right fist, Sakaki jumped back, then charged full-body right into Fake Sakaki, knocking her to the ground.
As Fake Sakaki rolled over to try to pick herself up, Sakaki stepped hard on Fake Sakaki's back, tears still streaming down Sakaki's face.
"I...I will kill you...if I have to…"
"For what?! All for some man you don't even know?!" Fake Sakaki yells. "Over some little girl that you didn't even know either? I'll tell you right now...he had sex with ME!!"
Sakaki angrily ground her heel into Fake Sakaki's back. A little piece of her said it was totally wrong, but this new angry feeling within her kept saying that it was fine.
"Stop it! You...you would hurt innocent people...for what?!" Sakaki yelled. This anger thing was beginning to suddenly feel very wrong to her…
"Because overlord Gates requests it..." Fake Sakaki responds simply. "He is my master"
Sakaki grits her teeth, and stomps down harder. "So it was him! What does he want with the people here!?"
Fake Sakaki smiled evilly. "He wants them all...TO SUFFER!!"
Fake Sakaki pushes off with all of her strength, causing Sakaki to lose all balance, and sending Sakaki flying backwards. The back of Sakaki's head slams hard into the pavement.
"GAH!!" Sakaki's head swims.
Fake Sakaki stands back up. "And now that you three will be dead...nothing will stop him from taking on the rest of the girls..."
Fake Sakaki steps on Sakaki's stomach, and puts all her weight and strength on the foot, making it feel like 300 lbs is on Sakaki's stomach. "And make them all suffer..."
"Ah...AHHHHH!!" Sakaki screams in agony, not knowing how much longer she can stay conscious.
Fake Sakaki takes her foot off of Sakaki's stomach, and aims for Sakaki's head. With the force and power in Fake Sakaki's foot and leg, she'll crush Sakaki's skull.
"Now...you die..."
Sakaki, feeling her moment of death was upon her, lost consciousness.
BOOOM!!
A force hits Fake Sakaki in the back, sending her flying even further than James' unconscious body.
Cartoony, white fur and all, comes walking in, carrying the legendary Star Rod.
"Back…off"
"You!!" Fake Sakaki yelled angrily. "I should have known!! You were the one who blew my cover!! And I could have gotten away with it, too..."
"Don't you dare say anything about meddling kids and their dog, or I'll frickin' shoot you" Cartoony warns.
Fake Sakaki growled. "Guess I will have to kill you as well!"
"Let's see you try!" Cartoony says, extending one hand out, and egging her on.
The Fake Sakaki rushes at her, her speed constantly increasing as she runs.
Cartoony throws some Star energy at Fake Sakaki.
Fake Sakaki jumps into the air to dodge it, and comes down on Cartoony. However, Cartoony changes the momentum, and pushes Fake Sakaki right off of her as she hits the ground.
"GAAAAH!! You die NOW!!" Fake Sakaki yells, as she jumps back at Cartoony.
Cartoony, however, saw it coming. She spun out of the way, and hit Fake Sakaki in the back of the head with more Star energy. Fake Sakaki went flying about 50 feet before skidding to a stop on the pavement.
Cartoony walked up behind her, and aimed the star rod right at Fake Sakaki.
"Never mess with the Kagaki fangirl"Cartoony said, as the star rod lit up.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" A huge beam fired from the star rod, incinerating the Fake Sakaki right where she lay.
Cartoony stepped back, and a street sweeper went by, and wiped up the ashy remains of the Fake Sakaki.
"And good riddance" Cartoony said.
Cartoony walked over, and pointed the star rod at James. The star rod glowed, a warm aura came out of it, healing James.
James slowly opened his eyes to see Cartoony smiling at him.
"Looks like you tried to take on more than you could handle, eh, James?"
James slowly began picking himself up.
"You know, James, I hate to be the one I told you so..."
" Then don't" James replied grumpily, as he remained on his hands and knees, catching his breath.
Cartoony decided to leave it at that, and instead walked over to Sakaki, who was still unconscious.
James stood up as Cartoony aimed the star rod at Sakaki, and healed her the same way she healed James.
James angrily stared at Cartoony for a moment. He knew she was never going to let him live this down…
But as he turned his gaze away, his eyes caught something that instantly made him break down crying.
"NEKOSA!!" Cartoony and Sakaki both turned their gaze as James went running over to Nekosa's body, and knelt down beside it.
Her forehead had now bled enough where her entire body was soaking in a pool of blood.
James' hands stood frozen…he wanted to pick up Nekosa's body…but…he already knew…Nekosa's body remained unmoving…
"No…Nekosa…" Tears began to run down James' face.
Sakaki also had tears fall down her face. She somehow felt at fault, because she hadn't protected Nekosa as she promised she would…
James' curled up, with his face to the pavement. He curled his arms up around his head, and began to cry.
Cartoony could feel her own eyes watering up. Both her guardians had tried their absolute hardest to protect her and defeat the Fake Sakaki. And it had still not been enough…
What made Cartoony's heart break was how heartful James' crying was. He truly cared for that little girl like it was his own child…
Cartoony looked to the Star Rod in her hand. Though it had a lot of power, it didn't have enough to bring life back…
At least, not on its own…
Cartoony walked over to Nekosa's face-down body, and aimed the Star Rod at it.
And Cartoony begins to focus…
Please...to all that hear my cry...help us bring Nekosa back to life...
…
At Kaorin's house
…
"Huh?" Koharu took her focus off of her favorite anime, Sailor Moon, and looked up into the sky.
"N-Nekosa?!" Koharu could clearly see it in her mind, as if she was there.
Koharu closed her eyes, clapped her hands together, and prayed hard for her friend.
"Please...Bring Nekosa back to life!!"
Kaorin, who was up in her room doing homework, also stops and stares upwards.
"My god..." She took the same position Koharu had. "Please...bring Nekosa back to life..."
...
At a monastary in a descrete location
...
Madoka, who was already meditating after the harrowing encounter with Yukari's new Desructo-Bot, saw Nekosa's dead body, and James crying for her.
Then she heard Cartoony's wish…
"I pray...for Nekosa's life to return..." Madoka said.
...
at the school pool
...
Kagura, who was swimming a lap at the pool, stops mid-lap.
She closed her eyes, and prayed hard.
"Please...bring Nekosa back to life!"
...
Inside Yomi's house
...
"Dammit, Tomo!!" Yomi screams. "I- " She stopped mid-sentence.
Tomo suddenly realized Yomi stopped. "Huh? what-"
Both saw the same thing. And despite Tomo always saying she'd do mean things to Nekosa, that was all public show…she didn't really want that child injured.
Both of them closed their eyes and began to pray. "Bring Nekosa back to life!"
...
outside in the woods
...
"Darn Sasquatch..." Osaka grumbles, as she walks with a net through the woods.
"I think he went this way…" Jacob said, as he points in a direction.
Suddenly, both of them paused, and stared at the sky.
"Mah god…" Osaka folded her hands. "Please… Bring Nekosa back ta life!"
Jacob folded his hands as well. "Yes...bring Nekosa back to life!!"
…
At Help Desk Studios
…
Jay, who is scampering about, trying to hide all evidence of Yukari's mech in the studio garage, suddenly feels a pull on his mind.
My Gods…" He gets on his knees and falls to the floor in prayer. "Please…let Nekosa live again!"
Down in a room, Koyomiko is drawing while Funari sits there, watching her.
Koyomiko pauses while she's drawing. She gasps, and folds her hands. "Please..let Nekosa come back to life!"
Funari sees the same thing. A slight amount of horror comes across her usually cool face. She suddenly folds her hands.
"Yes...let Nekosa take a breath of life again..."
…
At Chiyo's house
…
As Chiyo was headed to bed, she stopped. The serious look of horror crosses her face.
She closes her eyes and prays. "Please…let Nekosa live!"
Tadakichi-san stands up, then sits down, and bows his head, as if praying with her.
…
At the hospital
…
"Honestly, your name is 'Shaun'. How long can it take you to write a name like that?" AR asked.
"Hey, I like my messages to be nice and long!!" Shaun said, as he continued to write on AR's leg cast.
"Well, could ya –" AR suddenly stopped.
"Could I wh-" Both Shaun and AR saw the same thing…
Shaun dropped his marker, and began to pray. "Please...let that cute Nekosa live again..."
AR begins to pray too. "Please...bring life back to Nekosa..."
...
back at the scene
...
The wishes of everyone cause the star rod to glow brightly. A nice warmth can be felt by everyone within a 50 ft. radius.
Nekosa's body begins to glow with the star rod.
A few minutes later, the star rod dies down, it's shine turned back to normal. Cartoony lowers it to her side.
Nekosa's body begins to move. Nekosa lifts herself up, and wipes away her face of her blood.
Sakaki remains frozen, staring at the child who had been dead moments earlier.
Nekosa hears crying, and looks to her side to see James curled up, crying next to her.
"JBK-san, why are you crying?"
James looked straight up, his eyes wide. He saw Nekosa, still bloody, staring down at him.
James gasped out. "N-Nekosa..."
"My head hurts…" Nekosa said.
James leapt up, and embraced Nekosa in one of the tightest hugs he could possibly give.
"NEKOSA!!" James began crying again as he hugged Nekosa, though this time it was because he was so happy that she was still alive.
"Oh, Nekosa!! I'm sorry!! I let you down!! I didn't protect you!!"
"JBK-san, what do you mean?" Nekosa asked, seriously unsure of what James meant.
" I'm sorry, Nekosa!! Forgive me!!" James yells as he continues to cry.
"Um...ok...I forgive you..." Nekosa said, though she was still unsure of what James was crying about.
James picks Nekosa up as he stands up himself. He keeps her close as he turns to Cartoony.
" Thank you... I...don't know what I'd do without her..."
Sakaki is wiping away the tears from her eyes, though it's apparent that she's still crying a bit from the happiness of the moment.
"Hey, it's ok..." Cartoony replies with a smile. "I know you'd do the same for me if it was my kid..."
James smiles back, the tears still rolling down his face. "Just...thank you…"
James then turns to Sakaki. "Hey, Sakaki...I know that...you and I don't know each other, but...since I do still love you... ya wanna try dating anyway?"
Sakaki kind of looked at him for a moment. She didn't want to break his heart again, but she didn't exactly feel like dating a man she just met either…
"Sakaki…if not for me…then for Nekosa…please…" James pleaded.
Sakaki looked to Nekosa, who turned herself to look at Sakaki from James' arms.
Sakaki smiled, then nodded.
"Thank you…"
James looked to Cartoony. After all, she was the one who had found out about the Fake Sakaki to begin with…
"I don't mind." Cartoony said.
But she then dawned an angry look on her face, and waved the star rod right in James' face. "But no more sex, got it?!"
James shook a bit in fear. "G-got it."
Cartoony went back to a happy smile. "Good!"
Cartoony began to walk away.
"Hey, Cartoony?" James said.
Cartoony stopped, and turned back around.
"You think you could…restore my V-card? Please?" James asked.
Cartoony smiled at James. "Sure thing..." and she aimed the star rod at him.
...
As for the rest of what happens, the Great Eye of the Universe shall peek into James' journal (because the Great Eye doesn't give a damn about privacy)
Dear Journal,
Cartoony restored my virginity today...who knew anyone could do that? The condition was I don't have sex with Sakaki for a good long time... and in truth, I'll find this a whole lot easier.
I didn't bother to erase my memory of the sexual experience, simply because it's a reminder to me that I should NOT have sex with Sakaki. As for her, she was kidnapped by a bunch of porno people. She might not have sex for as long as she lives.
Anyway, Nekosa, Sakaki, and I spent the night at my house talking. I got to know the real Sakaki better, and Nekosa got to tell Sakaki why she loved me. I almost broke down crying.
I don't know if I could ever thank Cartoony enough for reviving Nekosa. Even with Sakaki, I don't know if I could ever feel the same without that cute little girl.
Well, I'm signing off now, journal. I have to go wipe my eyes before we go to sleep together. Nekosa's gonna be in the middle of Sakaki and I, where it's nice and warm.
-JBK2K1 (James)
…
In all truth, it had been a little hard for Sakaki to get into the same bed with James and Nekosa, but once she found out how warm it can be, and that James wasn't going to be anything of a pervert, she found it rather nice. She would fall asleep that night…feeling safe and content for the first time in a long time…
And a blushing smile wouldn't leave her face when she woke up the next morning, and found James sleeping with Nekosa wrapped in his arms, as if to keep her from being harmed by anything from the outside world.
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Jay was pleased to get the resultant phone call that Nekosa was indeed alive and that the fake Sakaki was eliminated due to her truly having evil intentions. His sigh could be heard the world over.
"Finally….maybe I can have some peace around here.", he said, sitting down at his desk to pay the latest set of ridiculous bills.
A knock suddenly came at the door and his following groan was coated in displeasure.
"Who is it?"
"It's me. Koharu!", came the voice.
"Oh, come on in!", he called.
The little girl walked in, one hand behind her back.
That was never a good sign.
"I have a present for you Jay-san!", she said, smiling happily.
"Oh, really now?", he smiled back. Maybe it was a present! Possibly even the bottle of Tylenol he needed so badly right now.
"Yep!", she said. "Now close your eyes."
Jay complied and suddenly felt a wet, limp object placed in his hands.
"What….is it?", he asked, his eyes still clamped shut.
"Kaori-kaa-san wouldn't let me keep it….It's my trophy!", she said.
Jay opened his eyes. And screamed.
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3,000 miles away, George W. Bush looked up from his TV, which was broadcasting the latest episode of 'Azumanga Help Desk'.
"Get Dick on the phone….I think I sense some more terrists' with my Bush-Sense!", he informed the Secret Serviceman beside him.
"Right away!", the man replied and began to dial the phone.
"Oh and get my bubble bath ready too!"
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