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"Oh, my god. Lois!" Peter said, dropping the gun, luckily it didn't go off. "I'm so glad to see you!"
Lois was stunned to see just how terrible Peter looked and his breath...
Oh, my god.
"Peter, what the heck happened to you!?" Said, Lois. "When was the last time you had a proper wash or had all of your fingers!?"
And Bradly did not want to be kept out of the loop and said. "Lois...who is this?"
Who was this bum who Lois seemed to know?
"Lois, who the heck is that and why are you in his car?" Said, Peter glaring at Bradly.
"Bradly, this is my ex-husband," Lois said, ignoring Peter. "He's the one I talked to you about, on the phone."
"What the hell, Lois? You talk to another man about me?" Said, Peter.
"Peter, we're divorced which means we split up," Lois said before she said. "Who are you to Police my life? We have nothing to do with each other anymore."
And Peter knows she was right.
But at the same time, he couldn't help but see her skin glowing, her being dressed so nicely.
The vehicle she was in.
"Lois, I'm so sorry!" Peter broke down in front of the car.
In front of the whole street.
Both Bradly and Lois were stunned.
"I should have treated you better!" Peter said, "I was a right bastard to you. The time we spent apart has made me see that I am nothing without my family. You mean a lot to me; Lois and I took advantage of you at every turn. Could you find it in your heart to forgive somebody like me? I may not be perfect, but I promise to be a better man. For you and my children."
"aawww," Said, a crowd who did not know he was the Killer Peter Griffin.
The air between them was beautiful, and Lois felt the urge to say yes.
But the thing was...
How many times has Peter done this to her? Given her an emotional speech promising to be a better person, only for him to be even worse the next morning?
What was stopping Peter from getting comfortable again and being a nightmare?
"Peter..." Lois said, before saying. "I can't do this anymore."
The whole crowd was shocked.
"Even though you treated me like crap for years, it all magically disappeared when you give me an emotional speech promising to be a better man. But the thing is, those words are just words at this point" Said, Lois stunning Peter. "Peter there is only so many times a person can take when you prefer to hang out with your friends than your own family. There is only so much a person can take when you directly insult them to their face and comment on their ageing body and expect them to feel nothing. You refuse to go to work and spend thousands every day on things that don't help the family or me in any way. How come you can afford to go to North Korea with your friends when your own family is behind on a baby bike which is only 20 bucks? Every day, I wonder how you cannot feel shame for your actions?"
Silence.
The Crowd was stunned at this reveal the man was spending money while his family was in poverty.
"And let's not forget your kids," Said, Lois before she laughed and said. "When I was with you. Your eldest daughter was suicidal. Our eldest son was the school's weirdo that wasn't even in the grade he was supposed to be. We were sending Stewie to Preschools ranging from terrible to best, and that's because I got a job." but then she said. "But then I left you, and I started paying attention to my kids. And guess what Peter? That suicidal girl who you tormented and almost kill every single day? She's going to a better high school, she has friends, she wins music competitions, and she is stunning. Chris? He's being tutored by the handsome man right next to me and has a very successful career as an artist ahead of him. Stewie? He's the biggest shock of all. He's a genius. He has a scholarship to Corridors, and he's made friends with his classmates. Do you know that a few days after a left you, I stopped carrying my flask of Alcohol around and stopped drinking? There is no more bush Vodka."
The crowd and Peter were shocked.
If what she says was true then this man was a no-good bum of a father who had amazing children, he did not know his head. Meanwhile, Peter suddenly burst out laughing.
"Meg, having friends?" He said, "Nobody cares about her. Not even her circle of rejects. Chris? There is nothing wrong with Chris, the school was teaching him just fine, and Stewie is just a baby."
Suddenly a man pushed his way through the ground carrying two cups of fancy coffee, and he wondered who on earth was the bum stinking up the side of the car frame.
He opened the driver door and got in.
"Coffee?" Said, the man.
Lois and Bradly got theirs.
"Ah, where's mine?" said, Peter seeing the expensive Coffee, before saying. "Lois let me in. I can always settle for this guy's drink."
"Excuse me?" Said, Bradly.
Nobody was touching his coffee.
"Peter, you will not have Bradly coffee," Lois said.
"Start the car," Said, Bradly; he wanted to get out of here.
And that's when Peter lunged through the window; his thinner frame made it possible for his stinky form to come through.
"Now, if you two would scrunch u-" Peter began.
And that's when Bradly hit him.
Peter was shocked, but Bradly was not done as he gave Peter a well-placed right hook.
"I am sick and tired of you. If a lady says no, you back off" Said, Bradly, then he delivered a blow so hard that Peter flew backgrounds right out of the window.
"Who are you to say what I can and cannot do! She's my wife!" Said, Peter.
"She's your Ex, and she wants nothing to do with you" Bradly began, before saying. "And I'm here-"
"Boyfriend" Lois added.
"Really?" Bradly said, surprised.
"You won me over when you punched Peter so hard that he flew" Said, Lois.
And then Peter tried to get back in.
"Excuse me, then Lois," Said, Bradly before going across her and then opening the door, he addressed Peter and said, proudly. "I'm her boyfriend. I have a job, I hang out with your kids and I show people respect but you deserve none of my respect for what you did to Lois and her kids", and because he didn't want his shirt to be touched by Peter dirty hands, he took off his shirt and tied it to his waist, now his toned six-pack was on display.
The crowd women looked at him in appreciation.
"Oh, Bradly," said, Lois laughing like a school girl.
When Peter heard that laugh, he lost it.
Peter lunged, but Bradly dodged and delivered a roundhouse kick to Peter's head sending him back, then he sent a kick to Peter's chin and then a punch to Peter's chest.
Peter was down in less than a minute.
And then somebody recognised him.
"Hold on..." said, somebody in the crowd. "I recognised this bum...he's the towns top murderer Peter Griffin! He drove over my cousin and his friend when they were playing outside a year ago, and he just kept going!"
When the Crowd heard this, they all began to look at the bum much more closely, if he was clean shaven and took a shower than he would look like...
"It's PETER GRIFFIN!" Said, one person.
Somebody began to call the Police, while the crowd of spectators became an angry mob, who were getting closer to Peter who barely knows what was happening anymore.
Hearing all of this Bradly could not believe that such a man had been married to such a lovely woman like Lois.
Well, the mob or the Police will take care of him now.
But sadly, Peter would be alive when the Police came to arrest him.
Bradly put on his shirt and went back into the vehicle only to be greeted with a kiss from Lois.
Bradly kissed back and they both separated.
"So..." Bradly said with a smile "is there any other perks to being your boyfriend?"
And Lois playfully whacked him, only to feel the muscles on his arms and laughed flirtishly.
In the background was a crowd of people beating up Peter.
It felt like a perfect moment.
#Several days later#
The bell rang at the door, but it was Stewie who was quick to answer it when he did he saw a familiar white dog.
Stewie was dressed in a brown vest and tiny grey shorts.
"Holy cow, Stewie. You live here now?" Said, Brian, he wasn't sure he got the right address, but he was allowed in when it was revealed Stewie sent a picture to the gatekeeper.
"Ah huh. Come in, Brian" said, Stewie as Brian came in and looked around with wide eyes.
"Would you like a croissant?" Said a woman in a maid uniform.
"Yes, please," said, Brian before he said. "And I must say that Stewie never mentioned that he had such attractive looking staff in his house."
The woman eyebrow shot up.
"Brian, how is your son Dylan doing?" Stewie suddenly said.
"Huh?" Brian said. "Did you say something."
"Nothing," Stewie said, "Let's go and see Mom. She's with Bradly, they recently started dating, and I haven't seen Lois so happy."
They went out of the house to the backyard while Brian kept looking at everything as if marking the spots, he would bury bones, when they came out, they noticed that somebody was on the tennis court.
It was Meg, and she was playing tennis with new her best friend, Amelia.
Meg was wearing grey legs and fitness top.
It was nothing to Stewie, but Brian hadn't seen the happier and taller Meg.
"Holy cow!" Brian said, looking at the two chicks. "Who is the brown haired one?"
"The Brian haired one? Do you mean Meg?" Said, Stewie grossed out, and his words were like a slap to Brian's face.
"What?" Brian said, before saying. "There is no way that's Meg."
"Hi, Meg!" Shouted Stewie.
The girl turned around, without her glasses on but she had eye contacts and said. "Hi, Stewie."
And then she saw Brian.
"Brian, what are you doing here?" She said, was mom taking him back?
"Meg, are we finishing up?" Said, her friend Amelia.
"Give me a second" Meg said, before walking over to them.
"Meg...you look great," Brian said, wagging his tail. "Did you start working out or get limbo suction?"
"Too dangerous. I actually made good looking friends and I win talent shows now. The happiness has made me stay away from eating away my feelings" She said, "I lost a tone of weight, and I have gained height. You should see Christ; he's losing weight as well, we had to take him out shopping for new clothes yesterday."
"Fascinating" Brian said.
"Oh, brother," said, Stewie before dragging Brian away.
Brian waved at Amelia, but the girl gave him a look that said 'Why is a dog giving me the eyes?', she wasn't one of the dumb and sexy girls that littered Quahog streets, who would let a Dog kiss her, she had bodyguards who would literally shoot him dead if he made a move on her.
Especially when he didn't look like a pedigree dog.
They went passed the outdoor swimming pool.
"God. How big is your backyard?" Said, Brian.
"Don't know?" Stewie said before they went to the outhouse where they found Lois snuggling up with Bradly as they watched Two broke girls on a giant television inside.
When Brian saw Lois, Lois actually looked happy and didn't look like she was suffering every day, she wore a grey sweater that was clearly big for her and brown pants.
"I've heard of this show before, but I've never watched it." Said, the man next to her. "This show is great."
"Hi, mom," Said, Stewie said, interrupting both of them.
Both Lois and Bridly turned around to see the two of them, Lois was shocked to see Brian, while Bridly was wondering if Stewie got a new dog.
"Brian?" Lois said.
"Ur, Hi Lois" Brian said, well this was awkward. "I took your advice and got a job and stopped supporting Peter." before he trailed off and said. "PLEEEEEEESSSSEEE TAKE ME BACK!"
He was on his knees everybody looked at the dog in shock.
"You were right, Peter is god awful, what was I thinking? A dog can't make it, without a human by his side" Said, Brian. "I never realised just how much I had until I was forced to cut costs on everything. I never realised how much you gave me by choice. I was a right douchebag."
"Uh, huh," said, Lois, before saying. "This coming from a dog who sexually assaulted me in my sleep and then when I woke up you hit me unconscious with a lamp."
And Bradly blinked, this dog did what!?
And Stewie blinked as well, he did not know that Brian had sexually assaulted his mother and knocked her unconscious.
"I-I am so sorry for that" Said, Brian, shocked that she remembered that. "Back then I was just so blinded by lust. I mean, you are beautiful, I could never understand why Peter was so terrible to you. But I promised that I have calmed down now. I'll prove to you I have changed, I get help."
And Lois grossed her arms before she said. "Fine but you sleep in Stewie room. If you need money, there will be a suggestion box. Then we will see where we go from there. However, if you begin to fall too comfortably into your old ways, there are servants to throw you out."
And Brian gulped before he said.
"Thank you, Lois. I promise I won't let you down."
But both Bradly and Stewie narrowed their eyes at the dog.
Both Baby and man owned a gun.
And scene!
Next chapter, Peter wakes up in a Quahog jail cell, and Joe confronts him. Meanwhile, Brian is trying to turn over a new leaf with the family, but he soon notices that he doesn't see Rupert anywhere in Stewie room or in his bed. Review/ fav and follow!