SUPER RANDOM

Teddy Bear!

AKA- EMMETT CULLEN

"Rosalie. Rosalie. Rosalie." I called my beautiful wife. She was laying in our bed, either she was bored or she wanted to….never mind. I don't need to kill like teenagers brain cells with sex.

"Rosalie. Rosalie. Rosalie." She still continued to ignore me. I jumped over the bed to get into her face.

"Rosalie. ROOOOOOOOOOOSE! ROOOOOSALINIY!" I shouted. Then she extended her right arm out and punched me clear in the face. It didn't hurt, but still. OMG! MY WIFE PUNCHED ME!

Edward was standing in the doorway now, laughing. "You are whipped." he said shaking his head.

I just growled at him.

"Rose, baby, I need to ask you something." I said in my sweetest tone.

"what?" she gave in.

"I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really rally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to be a unicorn." I finished.

Rosalie had sat up and she was now glaring at me intensely.

"Oh yes Emmett, like I can change you into a unicorn." She said. Then out of freaking nowhere, she kissed me. WTF?

Can you tell how bored I am? REALLY! Ok so here's the deal. The first person to find the word "rally" in this gets the next 4 chapters dedicated to them. : ) Ok? Ok!

Thanks for reading.