so there is some language in this one and im sorry its been a while. exam season is a busy time
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PENNY – 26TH NOVEMBER
T-MINUS 2 DAYS TILL SHE PROPOSES TO LEONARD
Penny woke up to the sound of sudden knocking on her door, with it sounding like panic she shot up and ran to door. She flung open the door and stood opposite was two of her best friends looking at her in shock. ''Penny you look like death.'' As she went to snap at Bernadette and Amy about the fact it is 9 o'clock in the morning and she has a strict no knocking before 11 rule, nothing come out. She tried again. Nothing, just a horse voice catching the end of 'morning'. Penny looked at her friends in panic. Of course something like this would happen two days before she meant to give possibly the biggest speech of her life. Amy and Bernadette rushed in at slammed the door causing Penny to squirm with the loud noise so early in the morning.
'''can't you talk?'' Amy said staring at Penny. She replied, if possible with a shake of the head that even looked sarcastic. ''okay okay, this is fine. Penny what do you still need to get for the proposal?'' Bernadette voice was far away in penny's bedroom looking a notebook and pen. There was a cough from Amy and Bernadette reluctantly corrected herself, ''what do you still need to do for operation windy table?'' she said through gritted teeth. Penny looked at Amy and pointed at her hand. ''of course it's the most important part of the whole operation.'' Bernadette jumped up from the corner of the room and ran to Penny. In Bernadette's hand was Penny's Nebraska husker's notebook that she had previously tried to write her 'speech' in. Penny just gazed at her in confusion. ''write down what you want to say.'' Penny mouthed 'ahhh' understanding everything now. She lent down on to the coffee table and started to write. Her bed-ridden, slightly wavy hair fell on the table in a heap, her fringe slowly falling on to her eyes. She whipped her head back and stood up and pushed the book to Bernadette and Amy, in curled slightly fancy writing it read. '' I just need the ring, I know what it looks like and its need to be engraved but I don't know where to get it.'' But as the pair where reading it penny held one hand to her mouth and another pointed to them to say 'one second'. She had stood up to fast and her head was spinning. She ran to the bathroom. Lets just say all they heard was a slam of a door and several stomach hurling heaves.
''Penny…'' Bernadette and Amy were now stood in Penny's bedroom grimacing at the noises she was making. Penny then practically crawled out the bathroom and flopped on her bed. ''Penny we need to get this ring.'' Amy said as she sat down stroking Penny's long blonde hair. Penny shook her head. ''Wait we can get the exact ring without you leaving your bed!'' Bernadette shouted in such a loud voice for such a small person. Penny's arm launched out from clenching her stomach to grab the paper and pen, she scribbled ''how? I don't even know the ring.'' Bernadette told penny to stay there as she left the apartment, Penny then scribbled something again, it read: ''no I felt like running to Vegas'' it was strange how someone could be so sarcastic though paper.
Bernadette closed the door of 4A and went and knocked the door of 4B. Sheldon answered equipped with an Xbox microphone ear piece and a can of cola in one hand. ''Bernadette! How may I be an assistance?'' Sheldon said quite surprised of her presence alone, he opened the door further to allow her in. ''you're in a chirpy mood Sheldon, what you up to?'' She glanced round and answered her own question as she saw the paused halo screen. ''Why wouldn't I be? I have the apartment to myself to play halo and drink soda.'' He said plonking his butt down on his spot. ''oh my god Sheldon, but it's not halo night!'' ''1 player halo can be played at any time, halo night is multiple player and that is only on a Wednesday." Sheldon had the most serious face starring at the screen. "Let's just cut to the chase shall we." Bernadette clapped numerous times to get Sheldon's attention. He looked straight at her with confusion and dismissal, "I need shel-bot."
"What? Why? Haha no." Sheldon was shaking his head on his travels to the fridge to get another can of soda. "Penny's ill, and we need it desperately as an emergency."
"Shel-bot as you call it is not for loan."
"Penny has cared for you when you're ill"
"So has my mother, you don't see me lending her my belongings."
"Sheldon Lee Cooper..." Bernadette now was shouting in her very scary angry tone. "You will go and get the robot thing and let us borrow it for 3 hours!"
Sheldon gave up, he puffed like a two year old losing a toy and walked over to the storage cupboard. He rummaged though the giant Jenga and the lightsabers to find the wires and the screen for shel-bot. "And you will also wheel it next door for me because I'm 4 foot." Bernadette said as she practically skipped though the hallway.
Sheldon got the door with the machinery and screens and knocked the door in his signature pattern. *knock knock knock* ''Bernadette'' *knock knock knock* ''Penny'' *knock knock knock* ''Amy.''
''Sheldon do you have to knock if the doors open?'' Bernadette was in the kitchen making a lemon and honey tea for Penny. ''yes, because that doesn't the person knows I'm here. Anyway I have what you wanted and by the sounds that Penny is making I'm not coming any closer, I'm already making a huge life rising decision standing only 20 feet away.'' Penny's head then stuck out though a small gap between her bedroom door. She looked at Sheldon then looked at Bernadette and then to the machinery next to Sheldon. Penny shot a very worried look, Bernadette walked closer to penny and explained '' you remember shel-bot from years ago?'' she then stopped as she saw penny's face drop with her face falling to her hand. '' were going to use that to go shopping.'' Penny then suck up her fore-finger to say 'hang on' and then slammed the bedroom door. Sheldon then took the neck line of his top away from covering his nose as it had the whole time that penny was in the room and questioned, ''what's such an emergency about shopping?'' Bernadette stumbled, she couldn't think of an answer. They knocked that out of her in catholic school. She could be a feisty girl, sure. A liar, nope. ''it's what were getting that's important.'' Perfect, there was nothing wrong with that answer. It was true anyway. Sheldon was even more intrigued, ''what's so important to get then?'' crap. Crap crap crap. Now she had just come in one big circle, now she would have to lie. There was no way out, she couldn't just say ''oh just an engagement.'' She couldn't even say that Amy needed the ring that would make everything worse. ''um...You'll have to wait and see.'' She stumbled out, but before she could let herself feel relieved Sheldon opened his mouth. ''what…'' he was stopped by the entrance of both penny and Amy. ''Penny, may I say you look like death and please get out of the air space of my air ways.'' Sheldon said slowly backing out of the apartment and replacing his top on his nose. Penny just shot him a glare so powerful that made him back out even faster.
Penny walked over to Bernadette signalled for her to turn around and used her back to lean on and shoved the note at Bernadette, as Bernadette read it her eyes widened as the aggression increased. '' If you think I'm going around Pasadena with that fucking 'thing' then you get have this pen and shove it up your hairy….'' Bernadette didn't need to read any further she pushed the note back at Penny and dragged her out the apartment. On her way out she shoved the note to Sheldon. Who she knew would probably faint any minute.
''Penny, I could be doing something much better with my time right now but instead im helping you propose to someone who has already proposed to you twice, which makes no sense to me what so ever. So, Penelope!'' Penny's eyes widened as Bernadette was carrying on. When ever someone called her Penelope she knew she was in trouble. She felt 2 foot tall which is funny considering the size of the person who was doing it. ''you will go in there and wait for Sheldon to set up the frickin' robot!'' Bernadette looked at Penny then stormed back into the apartment. As she walked in she found amy and Sheldon sitting on the couch in shock at the note. Bernadette looking at the looks they had on their faces explained ''two can play at that game.''
As Penny walked back in amy asked, '' what happened?'' Penny looked at Bernadette and wrote down ''she called me Penelope L'' and skidded the notebook across the coffee table. Bernadette was looking very smug as amy and Sheldon reacted with leaning back saying ''ooohh'' because everyone knew how penny felt about 'Penelope'.