NOOO…. Final exams are over!!! (Don't ask, exams just rock that way.) …but I can finally go on my computer!!! YAY!!!! (Hugs computer… and got a wire disconnected… AHHHHHH!!! (Restarts computer) ahem… kk… so… now… Here's…. the… chapter… to … annoy… BRAMBLECLAW!!!! (I m randomly picked him for this one, but if you wanna vote, please go on my profile, and vote on the poll!!)
Ways to make Brambleclaw claw your fur out (If you have fur)
Pull out his whiskers
Set his fur on fire
And throw him in a freezing lake
Buy him a pet puppy!!
Smack him on the butt
Every time you see him, tell him : "OMG!! There are intruders on Thunderclan territory!!!", and see him run off hurriedly. (and when you say this, pick a preferably far place from the Thunderclan camp!!)
Dress him in a cute pink tutu, and teach him (or force him) to dance ballet. (You can ask someone to do it for you)
Claim that you are fixing his fur, and shave it bald
Pull out all his teeth (hmm…you may need some help in this…)
Hide them so that Leafpool can't put them back
Laugh at him because he can't eat or talk properly.
Eat fresh kill in front of him
And force him to watch you eating… while he can't eat.
Bribe Firestar to make Brambleclaw address the clan… without his teeth…
Fix it back again.
Tie him to a chair and smash random books on him
Make him do funny poses and click pictures of him
And post it on the internet
Hug him at random times
Pounce on him in the middle of the night.
Do it several times (or hire other cats to do it)
His Reaction!!!
Clouds covered the sun, and the distant roaring of thunder (and the roaring of Brambleclaw) can be heard. It started to rain as Brambleclaw tried to pounce on the poor authoress. But guess what? He slipped!! And fell in a mud puddle!!
"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!" Screamed Brambleclaw
"HAHAHAHA!! You… you just slipped… HAHAHAHAHA!!!" …and Snowmist started a mad laughing fit (which is normal, VERY normal, in her case…)
"YOU!!! (beep) and (beep) and a big (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp)" Brambleclaw seemed to be out of control…
"ZOMG!!! You just said a bad word!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!" and da crazy authoress (Snowmist) started to run around in circles like a wild maniac. "AHH!!! HE IS GONNA KILL ME!! AHHH!! HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"…you know what??" Cloudtail stepped out. "He did no just say one bad word… he said three…"
"But…But… ZOMG!! HE SAID THREE BAD WORDS!!! COOL!!!!" And she started running like a wild maniac again…
NewsNewsNews!!! NEWS!!! YAY NEWS!!!!
"Glad to see you again, I m the news reporter she cat!! YES!! I M DA BEST!!! NEWS REPORTER SHE CAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Is this a coincidence, or everyone just decided to go crazy today??!! "…ahem… sorry… just … a bit… crazy… over… there…OHOHOHOHHOHOHOOHO!!! HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas!!!"
"…"
"…"
…silence…
"ahem… okay, news, today, the deputy of Thunderclan was found in a mud puddle!! OMFGCC!!! And surprisingly, he was found swearing in ten different languages!!! Scientists has him under investigation, we will report you when there's further news, thank you for watching news today, and have a nice stay!!"
OOF!! YAY!! Here's da Brambleclaw chappie!!! Hehe… oh, and instead of OMFG, I put OMFGCC, it means 'Oh my freakin' green colored carrot' , because it is my own quote, so in da future, instead of OMFG, I'll put OMFGCC!! YAY!!!
Ah, don't forget to vote for da next chappie!! Poll is in my profile, voting stops on Thursday, 6th of December, 2007, so be sure to give in your votings before then!!
THANKIES!!