Bikini Bottom vs Scandalis by Androidfish7
The next morning
Scandalis summoned his squad. "I cannot even begin to express my anger at my own actions. Our forces did decent in the battle, but it was poor leadership and cunning tactics by the enemy that forced us to retreat this time. So, to avoid that we're forgetting about that 'weapons cache' obviously enough. This time, our objective is simple: burn Bikini Bottom to the ground. Take Barnacle Boy alive, and only if possible, try to spare the AV 22 WAR Osprey Gunship, maybe if we subdue the enemy without bringing it down, we could use it for ourselves. I know it's a long shot, but try to do so. That will be all, prep up the AH64 Apaches, we move out in 1 hour" Scandalis said, as the squad broke up to do as such. Wiche approached Scandalis. "I would not count on getting that AV 22 WAR Osprey Gunship" Wiche said. "Hey, can't I be allowed to want stuff?" Scandalis replied.
Barnacle Boy also summoned his squad, as did Gordon. "We set out a trap, and the enemy fell for it HARD! That was amazing! It totally threw the enemy team off rhythm and they had to retreat. I know Scandalis, and this is not the end, he will not stop attacking until we are all dead. So, we will wait one more week and then WE will form our own offensive! As for weapons, I'd like to make an adjustment, instead of the M16A5, we will now be using the AK-47, nice and original" Barnacle Boy announced. "Now, patrols go up and keep watch, that will be all for tonight" Barnacle Boy announced, as the patrols went to do their duty.
The next day
Scandalis summoned his forces. "Unfortunately, Barnacle Boy and I have agreed to ceasefire for one day" Scandalis announced, to the disdain of his forces. "Incase you were all wondering, I'm not sure if any of you were following the Boston Marathon or not. Well, Barnacle Boy and I were, and there was an explosion 2 hours after it ended. 130 people were injured and 3 dead, and we ceasefire today in honor of the people effected. So everyone, take the day off, we will regroup and take an offensive tomorrow, and if anybody needs me, I will be in my castle tower making sure Barnacle Boy doesn't violate our agreement" Scandalis said, as everyone broke up.
Barnacle Boy summoned his squad, along with Gordon. "Alright everyone, this might sound quite strange, but we've agreed to a one day armistice with Scandalis and his forces. I don't know how many of you watched the Boston Marathon, but there were several explosions, caused by C16A2 Abrams Mines. As you all know, these mines are some of the deadliest mines in the world. However, 130 were injured and 3 were killed by the explosions, so we will take the day off in honor of the victims and their families." Barnacle Boy announced. "Attention Vikings, there is a feast being held for everyone, including Barnacle Boy's men, in our main warboat in 3 hours, where we will be holding a moment of silence for those people" Gordon announced. "Everyone attend, but for now, I'll be up at a sniper tower keeping watch" Barnacle Boy announced, as everyone broke off.