"Hi, I'm a disney." said Mickey.
"And I'm a WB." continued Bugs, who then turned to the box with curiousity "Hey, what'cha got there? And please don't tell me more HSM merchantdise."
"Don't worry, it's not that." Replied Mickey "You know how you guys bought DC Comics?"
"Yeah."
"Well we did the same thing with Marvel Comics."
"Woah, so soon? You can't do that. Nicktoons' still using Iron-Man and the X-Men. We at Cartoon Network are using the mijority of the Marvel-verse right now."
"Yeah, like they enjoy being comical midgets."
"And have shows about Thor and the Avengers coming around the corner"
"You can still do them. They'll be the last time you will, but you can still do them. In the mean time, the nice folks of Marvel gave us a whole mess of characters. Like..." Mickey reaches into the box and pulls out an action figure, still in it's packaging. "This guy." The figure was a purple skined humaniod, with a black mohawk, and was wearing black and red spandix with a gold outline of a diamond pointing upwords, and a matching cape with a Dracula-like neck collar.
"So who is, some punk rock superman?"
"It says here, his name is Gladiator and he's a member of the Shy-Er...Shi'ar Imperial Gaurd."
"Right?"
"Okay, so I can't figure out what to do with him. But I've got plenty of others, like..." he puts Gladiator's figure back and pulls out another "This guy." The next one was a caucasian man, who wore a yellow bandana and gold over green spandix with an exposed chest revealing what looks like a dragon tattoo.(Au: You marvel fans would probably reconized him as Iron Fist)
"I don't think your going to go anywhere with a show about a disco leprechaun. And didn't you already use dragon birthmarks for that other show?"
"Good point." Mickey then exchanges them again "How about this one." The next one was a red haired woman in black spandex with white arms, legs, and eyes. Also she had a huge white spider symbol on her stomech.(Au: Arachne)
"Yeah, like your really going somewhere with a sex changed Venom."
"I can't believe it!" exclaimed Mickey as he went through some more "Those guys promised me A-list characters, A-LIST!" Bugs then notice one on the group and picked it up.
"What about this one" he said as he showed it to Mickey. It was a cream colored duck in a blue business suit.
"I can't use Howard! Donald would blow a blood vessal."