So I watched The Dark Knight Rises with my cousins during my trip to Canada. It was a good movie, though, it wasn't the best thing out there in my opinion. The Dark Knight was better than Rises, I think.
Disclaimer: Don't own Batman.
The Batman's legs were kicking around in the air as Bane was holding him up by his neck. They were 'fighting' inside of a room at a secret military facility located inside of Gotham with a big, probably nuclear, bomb in the middle of it. Bane had the cliched intention of stealing it, since all villains have bomb fetishes, and thus Gotham's Dark Knight was there to make sure that the bomb didn't make it's way into the wrong hands. Instead, Batman would do all he could to keep the United State's war-prone military-complex government to be in charge of the weapon of mass destruction. Yeah, that would be safe.
"It would be easy to break your neck right now, Mr. Wayne, but I won't. I admire you, tú tienes valor. You may not be that smart, Dark Knight, but you're brave."
For some reason Bane let go of Batman's neck and dropped him to the ground. Even though not killing the hero when having an easy chance to was pretty much the biggest mistake that basically every major super villain in the history of anything ever made was prone to commit, Bane, who was supposed to be a genius, decided that this was what he was going to do. He kicked Batman in the gut, breaking a a rib or two as the Dark Knight was kicked across the room, and began to approach his adversary. He gave a smile as Batman clutched at his stomach, barely able to even stand up while doing so.
"Gotham won't bow down to you, Bane."
"You put too much faith in this city of gangsters and mad men. Gotham once bowed to the Falcone family, the legend of the Batman, and even to your parents, Bruce, and now they will bow to me. It will be I who will bring this city to it's knees. I whose name shall forever be chanted."
It was hard, every breath gave him pain, but Batman stood off against Bane even though he had little chance to stop the man now. His ribs were broken, but his spirit would never be. Unless, on the very off chance of course, that SpongeBob was canceled.
"I believe in Gotham."
"I suggest you reconsider that belief. There's a reason that nobody else feels the same way, Mr. Wayne."
Suddenly, a slightly taller than average bald white man with a metal contraption over his mouth burst into the room. He was sporting a long trench coat, and walked around the room menacingly as if he had something very important that he had to say. He met eyes with the Batman and narrowed them as he spoke. It was as if he had somehow been wronged by the Dark Knight some time in the very distant past.
"Mmrbl ffrmrff hmrbblfmm."
The Batman and Bane stopped in their confrontation, and it was the latter who simply scratched his head since he had no idea who the bald white guy was, or what in the world he even said. He walked to Batman's side, and the two of them just stared at the pacing strange man in front of them. After a minute or so, Bane turned his head to Batman to see if he had any idea what was going on.
"Who is that?"
Batman just answered honestly, since he too had no clue what was happening.
"I have no idea."
Not really a fan of a white Bane. Us Hispanics barely have enough fictional characters as it is. Tom Hardy was good, even if you had to strain your ears to understand him. He did look quite badass.