Author's Note: Special chappie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Talk Show music plays*

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Inuyasha Show. With you host, renmaakafangirl16.

Me:*winks and throws peace sign*

Announcer: And Co-Hosts Naraku

Naraku: *gives an evil smile*

Naraku fangirls: * scream* WE LOVE YOU NARAKU!!!!

Announcer: And Kagura!!

Naraku: *looks in disbelief* WHAT?!!!!

Kagura: Yo.

Kagura fanboys: *screams* WE LOVE YOU KAGURA!!

Kagura:*blows kiss to fanboys*

Kagura fanboys: *faint and fight over kiss*

Naraku: *turns to me* Why is Kagura here?!

Me: Hey I did say she would be in here soon. (Read Bunny Love!)

Naraku:*huffs in angry*

Me: *shakes it of and smiles* Okay!! Let's start the show. Our first guest on our show is Sesshomaru from the Western Lands!

Audience: *cheers*

Sesshy fangirls:*screams* WE LOVE YOU SESSHY! YOU'RE SO SMEXY!!

Sesshomaru:*comes in and sits down in chair* Hello everyone!

Sesshy fangirls: *squeal in delight*

Me: So Sesshomaru, how's it been?

Sesshomaru: *turns toward me* Well, besides the fact that you have kidnapped us all in this ridiculous story of yours, everything is fine.

Me: *sly cat face* So how is it with you and Emiko? Huh……

Sesshomaru:*looks at me coldly* That is none of your business.

Me:*puppy face* Oh come on Sesshy please?!!!!

Sesshomaru: *looks at me with disbelief* no!!

Me: Okay you leave me with no choice. *pulls out magic wand* Abracabraka CHIBI!!!

*Smoke covers the stage*……..*smoke clears*

Sesshomaru:*who is now a chibi baby* Wahhhhhh!!

Sesshy fangirls: *screams* AWWW! HE'S SO CUTE!!!

Sesshomaru: *stops crying and glares at me*

Me: Hey you didn't want to tell me. *go to grab Sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru: *Growls*

Me: *gets Sesshomaru in arms*

Sesshomaru: *prepares to bite* Goo Gaaa!!

Sesshomaru and I get into a small epic battle. Okay so really it's really me just getting Sesshomaru to calm down but you try fighting a demon baby!!

*After 2 mins*

Sesshomaru:*huffs in disbelief*

Me: *hugs Sesshomaru* See isn't this better?!

Sesshomaru: *growls in disapprove*

Naraku: Wow that was completely pointless.

Me and Sesshomaru: *growls*

Naraku: *scared* Okay Okay. Chill out. Who's our next guest?!

Me: Our next guest is Inuyasha and Koga!

Audience:*cheers and claps*

Inuyasha and Koga: *walk in and sit down in separate chairs with hands linked*

Inuyasha: Hello everyone! *looks at me and Sesshomaru* What did you do to Sesshomaru?

Me: I just turned him into a chibi until he tells me what I want.

Inuyasha: *sighs in relief* Oh. That's okay then.

Sesshomaru: *looks at him with those puppy eyes in disbelief*\

Inuyasha: *holds his hands out* Can I hold him?

Sesshomaru: *growls in a "no"*

Me: *ignores him and hands Sesshomaru over to Inuyasha* Here ya go.

Naraku: I have noticed that this show is getting pretty pointless right now. *looks around* and where is Kagura?

Kagura: *cooing* Ahh! Sesshy, you are so cute.

Naraku: WHAT?!
Kagura: What's he's a cute baby!

Inuyasha: *holding Sesshomaru* You know what bro. You are a cute baby. *smiles at Sesshy…. I mean Sesshomaru* *tickles at his tummy*

Sesshomaru:*giggles* hee hee hee

Koga:*cooing* Awww! If you weren't such a powerful dog demon, we would keep you.

Me: Okay. Inuyasha and Koga, your wedding is two days away. How are you guys feeling?
Koga: relieved

Inuyasha: scared a little and nervous

Koga:*turns to Inuyasha* Babe why are you nervous?

Inuyasha: Koga, what if something goes wrong during the wedding? What if someone rejects it? What if….

Koga: Don't worry, baby. No one will come between our love. I will kill anyone who does! Even if it's Kagome or Kiyko.

Me: Oh yeah. I'm foreshadowing!!

Koga: What are you talking about?

Me: *anime sweat drop* Oh nothing. Well, I'm glad you guys came over. See ya.

Audience: *claps as Inuyasha and Koga exit*

Me: Who is the next one, Kagura?

Kagura: *looks at script and smirks* Oh Sesshomaru is gonna love this. The next up is Emiko and Etsuko.

Sesshomaru: *shocked and struggles to leave* Gah! Gah!

Me:*rolls eyes* Oh come on. This is a great way to find out if how much she really loves you. Now act natural and babyish.

Sesshomaru: *shows puppy eyes*

Women in the audience and me and Kagura: Awww!!

Naraku: Women!

Emiko and Etsuko: *walks in and seats down on the sofa*

Naraku: Wait….when the hell did we get a sofa?

Me: Just a minute ago.

Naraku: O.o

Me: Anyway, how are you guys?

Etsuko: I'm great!!

Emiko: ….

Me: What's the matter, Emiko?

Emiko: It's just that. I don't know if I can be Sesshomaru's mate. I mean what if he doesn't love me back.

Sesshomaru (who is still a baby): *looks at her sad* Goo Goo!

Emiko:*doesn't notice* If only, I could know that he loved me.

Sesshomaru: *looks up at me*

Me: *nods and whispers* Zipbedoo da Chibi done!

Sesshomaru:*transforms back to his sexy self*

Emiko:*gasps* Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: *calm* Emiko, I let you stay at my castle, eat with me, and share my bed and you think I don't love you!

Emiko: *blushes* I just…

Sesshomaru: You just thought because I don't say it that means I don't love you.

Emiko:*stutters* I…I…I...

Sesshomaru:* silences Emiko with a kiss*

Sesshy fangirls:*jealousy* I wish that was us!!

Me: Oh, I wish someone would kiss me.

Naraku: *licks his lips and comes toward me*

Me: NOT BY YOU!!!

Kagura: *rolls his eyes*

Me: Oh and I realize after I looked at my story in live preview, that there is no chapter 2. Heh, my bad. All you need to know about chapter 2 is that Emiko and Etsuko meet Inuyasha. Inuyasha gets closer to Etsuko since they are both half demons and Kagome gets jealous. Sorry about the problem.

Me: Now that that's settled. I guess you guys can become mates now, huh?

Emiko: It's still a big decision. I have to think about it.

Sesshomaru: I shall honor this decision. I will wait on your respond. Remember your deadline.

Emiko: Right.

Etsuko: What deadline?
Emiko: I'll tell ya later.

Me: Well, you guys have to leave because we have to introduce our next guest.

*Emiko, Etsuko, and Sesshomaru leave*

Naraku: Hey, who are our next guests?

Me: The villains of this story. Ladies and gentlemen, Kagome and Kikyo.

Audience: *Boos and hisses*

Kikyo: *yells* Silence!

Guy from audience: Boo, you stink.

Kiyko: *throws white magic attack at guy*

Guy in audience:*scream in pain* Ahh!

*Guy dies*

Me:*shocked face* you just killed that guy!!

Naraku: *shocked face* You're insane!

Kiyko: I thought you liked insane women. *eyes me*

Me: *growls*

Naraku: I like evil women not insane and stupid ones.

Me: *smirks* Hee Hee!!

Kiyko: *angry*

Kagome: *anime sweat drop* Why don't we get on with the show?

Me: K! So Kiyko. I heard…well actually I wrote the plans on what you are gonna do to Inuyasha at his wedding?

Kikyo: *smirks evilly* Yes! Soon Inuyasha shall be ours and not that stupid wolf.

Kagome: Yeah!

Me and Kagura: O.o Okay then.

Naraku: But, what if Inuyasha doesn't want to go with you?

Kikyo: Then we kill him.

Kagome: Yeah kill him!
Audience: O.o

Kagura: Then what would be the whole point of this *air quotation* plan?

Kikyo… I don't know.

Kagome: We don't know!

Me: *looks angry* Kagome, why are you even here?

Kagome: *loyal face* (Use your imagination!) Wherever she goes, I go. Wherever she sleeps, I sleep. Wherever she takes a bath, I take a bath. Wherever she eats, I eat. Wherever she dances, I dance. Wherever she is buying drugs, I buy drugs. Wherever…

*After 3 hrs. of the friendship speech*

Kagome: And Wherever she barfs, I barf. Wherever…

*Kagome keeps going*

Me: *tried* When will she fucking stop?
Kagura: *tired* I feel like battling a powerful demon than listen to this!

Naraku: *sleeping on my shoulder*

Me: This has to stop! *pulls out wand* Abrac Shut the Hell up!!

Kagome:*suddenly loses the ability to speak*

Me: Finally. Well that is the end of our show. I hope you liked it. Can't wait until Inuyasha's wedding which in the next chapter. What will happen? Will Kagome and Kikyo's stupid plan actually work? Will Inuyasha marry Koga? (That's a no brainier!) Will Emiko decide to become Sesshy's mate? Will the hooded man get to Inuyasha before it's too late? Will Naraku fuckin' stop drooling on me!!

Naraku: *awaken from sleep* Huh what?

Me: *shakes head* Stay tuned for the next chapter of Ain't Love Grand?! See you soon.
Kagura: See you in the next chapter.

Me: Bye.

*TV goes dark*

Naraku: So do I still get that kiss?
Me: *slaps him* Not in this century!!

Naraku: I'll wait.

Me: *frustrated* Ahhh!

The End

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