Toonville: Season 1

by LordryuTJ

My season one (of two, the second I deleted) of Toonville. Haven't bothered to delete it since it's one of the first stories I've made, and more than likely deserves all the shit thrown at it the past couple years. Evil Riggs, thanks for the only review on this story, and luck has definitely been on my side, if the last couple years' worth of my stories can say anything.

10. BrainSucking!

Toonville EP7: Brain-Sucking!

(On Channel 9 news)

Anchorman: Hello, and welcome to Channel 9 news. There has been alien and headcrab zombie sightings in East Toonville, which is here. (A headcrab zombie comes into the set and slowly walks to the anchorman) No! Wait! Please! Not right now! (The zombie slashes him down) Agh! AAAAAHHH!!!!! (Peter is watching this)

Peter: Holy shit! I got to tell everybody! (Twirls around and then he is dressed up as The Flash) To everybody! (Runs out of the house in a flash)

(Theme song)

(Then it cuts to everybody running around screaming)

Chowder: Head-Humpers! (Two people from the army are shooting zombies and aliens)

Army Guy 1: There's too many! (Army Guy 2 holds up a R.P Gun)

Army Guy 2: There won't be with this. (Fires the R.P Gun, but it blows up Quagmire's car) Oops! Sor—(A zombie grabs him and starts eating him)

Alien: (Grabs Panini) Brain! (Starts sucking on her head)

Panini: Help! Help! It's sucking my brain out! Aah! (The alien drops her. Ed and Double D run up to her)

Ed: What's wrong?

Panini: (Without her brain) Shh… I'm hiding from the aardvarks.

Ed: Oh, no! They sucked her brain out! Like when Princess Helenda got her brain sucked out in Evil Tim 8: Curse of the Alien Tim Infection!

Double D: That might be the problem. (Ed gasps)

Ed: Aliens! (Cut to Peter, Phineas, Owen and Joe fighting the aliens)

Alien: Crotch! (Punches Phineas in the groin)

Phineas: Ow!

Peter: Stay away from this kid! (Punches the alien)

Joe: (Holding a box) Hey! I found something! (Opens it up, showing weapons)

Owen: (Grabs a gun) Cool! (Shoots Phineas's groin with it)

Phineas: Damn it! Ow!

Owen: Sorry. (Starts shooting zombies to pulp with the gun) Yeah! I'm doing it! (Brian and Stewie are doing it as well)

Stewie: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Brian: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Both: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Peter, Phineas, Joe, Owen, Brian and Stewie: (Shooting the zombies and aliens all at once) Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! (Zoidberg, Ed, Eddy, Double D, Lois, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Roger, Mung and Chowder join in) Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

All people in Toonville: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

(Later…)

Lois: Well, that's over with.

Peter: Yeah.

Lois: Let's go home. (Cut to people at a random funeral)

Zoidberg: (Eats Panini) Yummy panini!

Fransworth: Damn you, America! (Most of the people walk into the sunset)

Peter: Did any of you guys play Left 4 Dead on Steam? This was similar to that game's plot.

(End)