Packie: (narrating) And so the heist began., looking back, it's clear I watched way to much of Full Medal Jacket before hand.


Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn from the books! And you best unfuck yourselves, or I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!

(audience laughs)

Derrek: Don't none of you worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-

Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!


Niko: Open the door!

Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!

Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!

Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)

Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?

(Audience laughs)

Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!

Man: But sir-

Niko: (points his rifle at him) You too!

Man: (scared) Okay, okay!