Loli: Welcome back everyone!
Tsuna: Hello.
Loli: Hey, Tsuna, do you think everyone will get up on time this time?
Tsuna: I hope so.
Loli: Well, you hoped right. I am going to make sure they get up on time.
Tsuna: What do you mean?
Loli: Oh, you'll see. *sinister grin*
Loli walks to a blackboard and picks up a mike. She sets the mike by her fingernails and scratches the blackboard. A loud, sharp screech emits from the blackboard and gets sent through the microphone, which is hooked up to everyone's rooms. After a few minutes, she stops and waits.
Loli: What the heck! They should be running down here!
Tsuna: *Unplugs ears* Loli, what did you do that for?
Loli: What? I needed to wake them up and doing it the other way is boring.
Tsuna: Other way?
Loli: *Blink* Tsuna, you were here two days ago, right?
Tsuna: Yes.
Loli: So how did I wake them up?
Tsuna: You electrocuted . . . them.
Loli: Yes.
Tsuna: Oh, I see.
Couple minutes later
Loli: *Shuffles cards* You wanna play cards?
Tsuna: Sure.
Hour later.
Loli: *Reshuffles cards and looks around* Shouldn't they be here by now?
Tsuna: Yes.
Loli: Well, where are they?
Tsuna: Um, not sure exactly.
Loli: Well this sucks, I didn't want to destroy the ceiling, but they leave me no choice.
Tsuna: HIIIIiiii! Destroy the ceiling! What do you mean?
Loli: I mean I am going to move us over here, *moves* push this button, *pushes* and watch the ceiling cave. *watches*
Tsuna: WHAT! *watches with dread yet excitement*
Loli and Tsuna watch the whole ceiling collapse. Mixtures of cloth and skin could be seen mixed in with the rubble. After it stopped falling and the debris stopped moving, you could definitely see a few limbs spotting the wreckage here and there.
Loli: *Looks over to the ruins and yells* Anybody dead? If not, sound off!
Hayato: Fuck you!
Takeshi: I'm okay!
Mukuro: Kufufufu~
Chrome: Bossu~
Lambo: Lambo wants candy!
Ryohei: Extreme!
Hibari: Hn.
Lussuria: Honey!
Levi: Boss~ Are you okay?
Xanxus: Trash!
Squalo: VOIIIII! Who dropped the floor out from under us!
Fran: Ow, I landed on Bel-sempai.
Bel: *Stabs Fran* Get of me, Froggy~
Fran: Bel-sempai, stop, it hurts.
Bel: Don't tell the prince what to do. *Stabs*
Everyone: Help/Fuck!
Loli: *Ignores them all* That went better than expected.
Tsuna: Better than expected! What did you expect! A few people dying!
Loli: Yes.
Tsuna: . . .
Loli: Anyway, now that we are all here, we can start the dares!
Hayato: You mean you aren't going to help us?
Loli: No, am I supposed to?
Hayato: Yes!
Loli: *Tilts head* Why?
Hayato: Fuck it. *Gets out on own*
Loli: See, I did help you.
Tsuna: What exactly did you do?
Loli: I simply annoyed him till he got out himself.
Tsuna: Oh.
Loli: Now everybody out before I roll this place!
Tsuna: HIIIIiiiii!
Everyone: What!
Loli: *Starts road roller* You got about thirty seconds before I drive over there fast enough and crush you.
Everyone: *Rushes out of there*
Thirty seconds later.
Loli: Fear my road roller! *crushes everything* Muhahahaha!
Twenty minutes later.
Everything is destroyed. People have been crushed and sent to the hospital. The walls caved in within the first five minutes, so we need a new base, again.
Loli: Yeah, I'm done now.
Tsuna: HIIIIIiiii! We need another base, Loli!
Loli: Fine. *Rifles through catalog, then looks up* This might take awhile.
Tsuna: We should start the dares then.
Loli: *Glomps Tsuna* Awesome idea!
Tsuna: Our first dare is from Mearemoi.
Mearemoi
Mukuro: I feel like venting.
Tsuna: Venting what? Sexual frustration?
Best. Part. EVER. Made me laugh my ass off. XD
Hehehe~~ I dare Mukuro to walk to a bar [naked], attempt to seduce the bartender [still naked] who is Tsuna, and have Hibari (aka Tsuna's WIFEY) walk in on them making out.
I thought for 10 whole minutes to think of a dare. This is the best I can think of …
See ya next week!
Loli: That was one of my favorite parts too. Now that dare is superb! Mukuro! Get your ass over here!
Mukuro: Oya, oya, what dare am I doing now?
Loli: This one. *Shows dare to Mukuro*
Mukuro: *Raises eyebrow* Really?
Loli: *Nods head* Yep.
Mukuro: But aren't we in the middle of nowhere?
Loli: Yes, but I have my own bar. Duh.
Everyone: Your underage.
Loli: Point being?
Hayato: You can't have your own freaking bar, when you're not even twenty-one!
Loli: Yes I can. *Snaps fingers and a bar appears* Anything else?
Takeshi: Nope, were good.
Everyone: *nods*
Loli: Great. *pushes Tsuna into the bar* Now go be the bartender!
Tsuna: HIIIIIiii! How!
Loli: Just go and clean a glass forever.
Tsuna: Okay.
Loli: *Turns around* Mukuro! Strip!
Mukuro: Really?
Loli: Yes really.
Mukuro: Very well. *Strips*
Loli: Now get in there! *Kicks Mukuro into the bar*
In the bar.
Mukuro: Oya, oya, Tsunayoshi, what a nice surprise. Fancy seeing you here.
Tsuna: Ano, Mukuro, this dare demands us to be in a bar. *Hasn't notice Mukuro's nudity*
Mukuro: Come on, *leans forward* I might as well possess your body now.
Tsuna: *Notices nudity* HIIIIIiiiiii! Y-your na-naked!
Mukuro: Really? Of course I'm naked. *leans closer* Now shall we?
Tsuna: Shall we, what?
Mukuro: Make out of course! *Makes out with Tsuna*
Two minutes later.
Hibari: Herbivore.
Tsuna: *Breaks apart* Kyouya!
Mukuro: Oya, Hibari, what a surprise.
Loli: Not really, the dare says Hibari will appear.
Tsuna: Loli!
Loli: Hello, tuna!
Tsuna: The dare said nothing about you.
Loli: True.
Hibari: *Coughs*
Loli: Oh, yeah. Well, please continue. *Bows and backs out while bowing*
Hibari: Herbivore. *drags Tsuna outside*
Mukuro: Possessive aren't you? *Walks outside and starts putting on clothes*
Loli: STOP!
Mukuro: *Stops dressing* What?
Loli: Don't put on any clothes yet!
Mukuro: *Shrugs* Sure.
Loli: Okay! Next dare is from DiveToWorld.
DiveToWorld
I can't belive I didn't dare! FFUUUUUUUUUU- Anyway, this chapter was really funny. I can't wait for the next chapter..
I dare Mukuro to put on an apron (JUST AN APRON, You know… naked! ) and Hibari a Pikachu costume. All day. And act normal. And Hibird has to sing the pokemon theme song!
*Hands over 1869 pictures*
Loli: That is why you could not put any clothes on.
Mukuro: I see.
Hibari: Hn.
Loli: Pikachu! My favorite pokemon! *Pulls out costume and throws it at Hibari* Wear.
Hibari: *Changes*
Mukuro: *Changes*
Loli: There all better. Now I must teach Hibird the Pokemon theme song! *Takes Hibird and teaches the song* Gotta catch. . .yep . . .no its like this. . .them ALL! Yes! We did!
Tsuna: Loli, are you sure you should leave Hibari and Mukuro alone?
Loli: Why?
Tsuna: They are smashing the things we salvaged in embarrassment.
Loli: So, it's none of our stuff.
Tsuna: True.
Hibari: I will bite you to death.
Mukuro: Oya, oya, may I ask why? *Jumps away from Tonfas*
Hibari: No.
Loli: Okay. . .that is a. . .strange. . .sight?
Tsuna: What is?
Loli: Hibird singing the Pokemon theme song! Go Hibird! Woot!
Hibird: Gotta catch them all!
Loli: So cute! *Glomps Hibird*
Tsuna: *Sweatdrop* Okay let's just move on. Right?
Everyone: Right.
Tsuna: Next is OmnomnomChomp.
OmnomnomChomp
MadameRed~! You're seriously awesome~ I love any pairing with Mukuro, though I'm partial to 10069. And 6918.
Hayato the farting rooster. Four awesome words that should never have been put together but then it did, so stuff happened and now it's one of the best things I've read.
Tsuna shouldn't be all witty. D: He's not TSUNA after… he's Dark!Tsuna~
*watching Mukuro's rampage* Mufufu~
…NO I AM NOT TRYING TO COPY MUKURO'S LAUGH AND UTTERY FAILING. THAT IS MY REAL LAUGH. WHAT MADE YOU THING OTHERWISE? *shifty eyes*
Oh, well~ So, so~ I would like a yaoi dare~ And the pairing is, of course, 10069! But what to do? …Hm~! I dare the Vongola family to give 10069 centered dares, and you, Loli, can pick one (or two or three or four…)!
Improvisation does wonders for your fanfics~
Loli: Okay! Vongola family, dare!
Hayato: Make out.
Byakuran: Really, that's all you got?
Hayato: What, did you want to fuck?
Mukuro: Kufufufu~
Hayato: God you did! Well somebody else will dare that so for now, make out.
Byakuran and Mukuro make out.
Loli: Wao~
Tsuna: HIIIiiiii!
Loli: Next! Hurry, before they suck their faces off!
Takeshi: I'll go.
Loli: Great, the dense baseball maniac. What could you possibly dare?
Takeshi: I dare Mukuro to *** with Byakuran and **** with ***, also ***** with a ***. Then *** on the couch, **** completely naked. Complete with a **** on the roof. He also has to be bottom.
Everyone: . . .
Loli: Wow, just, wow.
Takeshi: What?
Loli: Nothing~ *Giggling* Go do it Mukuro and Byakuran!
Byakuran: Hai.
Mukuro: Kufufufu~
*Shudder* One Very disturbing dare later.
Loli: What a very interesting spectacle. I might be converted.
Tsuna: HIIIiiii! Loli, what are you saying. That was just creepy!
Loli: No, it wasinteresting. Moving on, Chrome, You are daring for the mist guardian.
Chrome: Very well. I dare Byakuran to go on a date with Mukuro, in that single bed bedroom. *Points to door*
Loli: Nice. Now get to it.
Byakuran: You'd think since we have a destroyed base there wouldn't be a door there.
Mukuro: This is Loli, were talking about.
Byakuran: Oh, yeah.
Forty minutes later.
Byakuran: We are back!
Loli: Have any twos?
Tsuna: Go fish. Have any fives?
Loli: Shit! Here.
Tsuna: Yay!
Loli: I swear. You have serious luck at this game.
Tsuna: Thank you.
Mukuro: Um, hello.
Loli: *Looks up* Hi. Okay next is Ryohei!
Ryohei: Extreme!
Loli: Ryohei, dare them.
Ryohei: I dare them to kiss in the rain!
Loli: Awww~ the cliché rain scene. Start.
Rain starts pouring down and Byakuran leans forward and kisses Mukuro. It was a simple chaste kiss. They pulled apart quickly.
Mukuro: Done.
Loli: Okay, Lambo!
Lambo: Hahahaha! Lambo-sama dares you to play together!
Loli: Translation, he wants you to play together. You understand? Good. Go!
One play session later.
Mukuro: *Limping* Quite a play session, no?
Byakuran: Yes, it was quite a session.
Loli: Great, let's see, who's next!
Hibari: Hn.
Loli: Yes, Hibari's turn.
Hibari: I dare you to fuck.
Hayato: See, I told you someone would say it.
Mukuro: I suppose.
Byakuran: *Munches on Marshmallows*
Mukuro: Come on. *Drags Byakuran away*
Two minutes later.
Hayato: *Eyebrow raises* Seriously, two minutes! Why so short?
Loli: Must be running out of Endurance.
Mukuro: *Tick mark* Excuse me, it was not my fault, it was his! *Points to Byakuran*
Everyone: *Eyes shift to Byakuran*
Byakuran: What? I just wanted to eat marshmallows.
Loli: That totally explains it so, go Tsuna!
Tsuna: I have to do it too!
Loli: Yes.
Tsuna: Okay. *Thinks* I know! I dare Byakuran to propose to Mukuro!
Loli: And I dare Mukuro to say yes!
Mukuro: Serious?
Loli: Yes, now do it!
Byakuran: Mukuro, will you marry me. *Takes out diamond ring*
Mukuro: Yes. *puts ring on finger*
Loli: Woot! Now I dare them to have an actual marriage ceremony!
Mukuro: No.
Loli: Hell yes, you will do this or I'll force it.
Tsuna: Isn't this forc-nnghff!
Loli: Not now, Tsuna! Now go and get married.
One wedding later.
Loli: Yes, I have the papers! You two are officially married!
Mukuro: Say what?
Loli: Yep, that was an official wedding, so~ unless you get divorced, you are now a couple!
Byakuran: I would like a divorce.
Mukuro: Same.
Loli: Fuck no. Anyway~ Tsuna say the last dare!
Tsuna: The last dare is from Black7kitten.
Black7kitten
Yay I really like this d or d game. So I was thinking Tsuna should say nya after every sentence dressed up as naughty kitty maid outfit and (u pick his master anyone but not from Vongola Tenth generation) serve until master says kitty. Here have dis pic of Tsuna licking/sucking a popsicle.
Loli: Sweet! Neko!Tsuna!
Tsuna: Loli, this is not sweet, nya~!
Loli: Yes it is. Go change! *Drags Tsuna to change then comes out*
Loli: Gentlemen and Lussuria! May I present Tsuna!
Tsuna is wearing a French maid outfit with neko ears and tail. Bells hang from the tail and his wrists.
Everyone: Wow!
Tsuna: I hate this, nya!
Loli: Oh, you'll be fine. Now since this is the end-!
Tsuna: NOOOOOOOOOO! *Being chased by Pikachu-Hibari*
Loli: Uh-oh. *Turns to readers* I have to go save Tsuna, so, Black7kitten, your dare will continue next chapter, unless dared otherwise. Bye. *Runs toward Tsuna* Your master's coming!