The Demons' Home chapt 13! Misconceptions
Inuyasha's actual age idk. The time he's been able to live is about 33 years in his 18 year form.
Inuyasha left the village at the age of 5
Came back when he was 23
and returned with an 18-year old Naruto in 5 years.
Hope that clears things up!
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-With Naruto, Cat, Yugito, Hinata and Hirashi-
The five were sitting down at the Hyuuga dining table all eating to their hearts content.
Hinata was just moving closer and closer to Naruto's seat to increase her arm hug to a full embrace.
"Naruto...You're starting to piss me off here!" Cat thought as she glared at the two.
"Naruto? Why? Why? What does she have that I don't?" Yugito thought as she cried a bit.
Naruto sensed something wrong in the atmosphere around him and began looking away from Hinata's eyes.
"Huh?" He asked.
Naruto looked at the people across from him and noticed Yugito crying.
"Oh no! Yugito are you alright?" Naruto yelled as he walked up to her.
"Oh, *sniff* I'm fine. I'm just...*Full blown crying*" Yugito cried.
"Here Yugito you can tell me outside. Sorry you guys. I'd love to stay, but Yugito needs me right now." Naruto said to the group.
Naruto picks Yugito up bridal style and carries her outside.
"YUGITO! YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Hinata thought as she glared at the two leaving.
"Yugito...next time I get my hands on you...ARRRGGHH!" Cat thought as she unconsciously broke her glass in her hand.
"My cup! The cup that my wife use to drink out of! The cup that Inuyasha gave to me as a birthday gift! WHY?" Hiashi yelled as he looked at the cup.
The cup was shattered beyond repair with little shards everywhere.
"OUT! EVERYONE OUT NOW! OUT! OUT! OUT!" Hiashi yelled as he pushed Hinata and Cat outside with Naruto.
Hiashi then goes back inside and he slammed the door on the way in.
"Oh no!...Do you think he's mad at me?" Cat asked Hinata.
"Eh, he'll live. Let's go find Naruto." Hinata said as she activated Byakugan.
"Sure! But he and Yugito are doing 'stuff' RAARRGGHHH!" Cat yelled and punched a hole through the wall.
"You know there are doors on the fence right?" Hinata asked.
Hinata pushes a door open and show Cat.
"Sorry, training lessons with Inuyasha kinda make you relieve your aggression onto random objects." Cat said.
"Well, that's your problem. Let's go find Naruto." Hinata said.
The two began running around the leaf village to find Naruto.
-with Inuyasha-
The women were closing in, for different reasons, but closing in no less.
Inuyasha looked around for any possible way for his great escape.
Inuyasha froze.
His mind thinking of millions of plans that may get the women off his back.
"Tsunade isn't all that smart, but she is super strong. Kurenai I have no idea about, but since she scares men away, she probably can't track me. Anko however, loves to chase down her victims. Last is Sosume, her tracking skills are unrivaled, except for mine. What way can I possibly use to avoid these women?" Inuyasha thought as they got closer.
Inuyasha's idea hit him finally.
"Fuck! It'll have to do!" Inuyasha thought as he jumped up out of the group and put his hands behind him.
"Inu Kaze no jutsu!" Inuyasha yelled.
(a/n Dog wind technique)
Wind then began flowing through his hands and propelling him through the air.
"Oh no you don't!" Kurenai yelled as she began casting a genjutsu.
"Kami's Nightmare!" Kurenai yelled as it hit Inuyasha.
Nothing happened as Inuyasha continued flying.
"WHAT?" Kurenai exclaimed.
"NICE TRY! GENJUTSU DOESN'T WORK ON ME OR MY FAMILY!" Inuyasha yelled as he was still being chased by Anko, Tsunade, and Sosume.
"How?..." Kurenai whispered as Inuyasha and his pursuers vanished from sight.
"There is only one way to become immune to strong genjutsu...and that is to have a life that exists of nothing but pain and grief." Kurenai thought as she took off to try and find them.
-with Inuyasha and his pursuers-
"Alright! One down the 3 more to go!" Inuyasha yelled as he turned right.
"He's going right! Get...him?" Anko began saying and looked to the right.
A sign was there saying 'Dango! 50% off only for today!'
Anko looked at the flying Inuyasha and screamed "NO FAIR!"
"All is fair in losing and winning!" Inuyasha yelled as he continued flying.
"It's love and war!" Anko shouted back with many people looking at her.
"What? Anko in love? With a man? THAT BASTARD TOOK AWAY OUR CHANCE! LET'S GET HIM GUYS!" A random burly man yelled.
His gang cheered in agreement as they took off after Inuyasha.
"Fuck. I lost Anko, but her group of no balled fans are after me." Inuyasha thought as he flew over the next place of interest.
As Tsunade continued to chase him she saw her favorite bar, and it was giving out a few 12-pack of Sake.
"Damn it! You win this round Inuyasha!" Tsunade yelled as she entered her bar.
"Alright! Those bastards left me alone and I lost Tsunade as well! Now all there is...Sosume!" Inuyasha thought as he did a barrel roll to avoid Sosume's jump.
"YOU CAN'T AVOID ME FOREVER INUYASHA!" Sosume yelled as she jumped tree to tree.
"I know I can't, that's why I have anthor place for you Sosume." Inuyasha thought.
Inuyasha began making hand-signs and shouted "TURBO-BOOST NO JUTSU!"
Inuyasha's speed increased dramatically and was soon out of sight for Sosume.
"Alright, this distance thing won't last long." Inuyasha said as he canceled his jutsu.
"Now into a place to lose my smell." Inuyasha began running into a place that read 'Inuzuka kennel'
-In the kennel-
"Alright, now have to hide-LOW!" Inuyasha shouted as a pair of arms brought him down.
"Stay right there." The person said.
"Alright Inuyasha, your trail ends here, now where-oh." Sosume said as she looked at a woman with marks on her face.
"This is the Inuzuka kennel, what business do you have here?" The woman asked.
"Oh, you see I'm looking for a man, with silver hair, red robe, claws, golden eyes. Have you seen him?" Sosume asked.
"I've seen no one like that here. Now begone! I have to attend my hounds." The woman said as she began walking back into the kennel.
"Damn it! Inuyasha where are you?" Sosume screamed at the sky.
-With Inuyasha and the woman-
"Oh thanks for the save." Inuyasha said as he put out his hand.
"It's fine now put that hand away, you'll be needing it for something else." The woman said.
"Wait, what do you mean?" Inuyasha asked.
Inuyasha began sniffing around and he recognized the scents of the hounds...and the hound owner.
"Tsume, hey! How goes it?" Inuyasha asked as he made his way to the door.
"Fine, please meet my kids. I'm sure they will be glad to meet you." Tsume said and began calling her kids down.
"Sure...Then I gotta go." Inuyasha said as he was in front of the door.
Two people came down a staircase and looked at the man.
"Hey there! I'm Kiba Inuzuka!" The man named Kiba said.
"I'm his sister Hana, hello." Hana said while giving a polite bow.
"I'm Inuyasha Tashio and I really got to go." Inuyasha said as he began opening the door.
Hana took notice of his ears and asked "Hey, why do you have those dog ears?"
Inuyasha pointed to his ears and said "These? Well I come a dog-related clan like yours. So, you can say were sorta like family or something."
Inuyasha word choice was wrong as Tsume took his arm.
"Family you say? Well come on then. Let me bring you into this family." Tsume said while trying to drag him away from the door.
"What? Tsume! Remember what I've said! I need my breathing room! Tsume? TSUME?" Inuyasha yelled as he ran out the house.
"Well mom, looks like you came on a a little strong again." Kiba said as he was slapped in the back of the head by Hana.
"No matter. INUYASHA GET BACK HERE AND MATE WITH ME! INUYASHA!" Tsume yelled while chasing after him.
"Ya, anther man mom will probably chase away." Hana thought as she seen her mom take off.
-With Naruto-
Somewhere in the Konoha forest near a lake.
Naruto was pushing his hand through Yugito's hair.
"Shhh. It's alright Yugito, just let it all out. It's alright." Naruto said.
"It's just I'm so emotional right now! *sniff* Thanks for being there Naruto." Yugito said.
Yugito then pulls Naruto into a hug.
A back breaking hug.
"AH! Yugito! Please. Need...Air." Naruto chocked out.
"Sorry, it's just it has been a while when it was just me and you...ya know?" Yugito asked.
"Yea, sorry bout that. I've just been so busy. Helping Inuyasha with paperwork, training, eating ramen. You know the whole ordeal." Naruto said as he gave her a foxy smile.
Yugito then gives back the smile.
"Yea, I know. Just when you have free time call me." Yugito said as she stood up.
"Wait...did you ask me to-" Naruto asked, but was cut off by a scream that yelled bloody murder.
"YOU LITTLE WHORE! I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM!" Cat yelled as she marched her way to Yugito.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SEDUCE? AND WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ME A WHORE YOU DUMB CUNT!" Yugito yelled back.
"DUMB CUNT? OH IT'S ON NOW!" Cat yelled at Yugito.
"IT'S BEEN ON SINCE I'VE FIRST MET YOU!" Yugito yelled as she cocked back her fist.
"BRING IT!" Cat yelled as she brought out her fist.
"GIRLS WAIT!" Naruto yelled and got between them.
However, that was a bad choice.
Naruto received both punches from Cat and Yugito.
"Naruto!" Hinata cried out as she ran to him.
"Naruto are you alright say something!" Cat and Yugito yelled.
"Ugh...Losing...vision...see...light...need...ramen." Naruto said as he put his arm in the air, as if trying to grab something.
"Yea, he's fine." Cat said as the other girls nodded.
"We should probably take him to a hospital." Yugito said.
Naruto then got up and began running from the three.
"I HATE HOSPITALS! I HATE EM!" Naruto yelled as he ran.
"Wait! Naruto! Please!" Hinata yelled as she ran after him.
Yugito and Cat looked at each other.
"You know Naruto is mine right?" Yugito asked.
"Please, He'll be mine in the end dick-sucker." Cat said as she began running to Naruto.
"That's just what I plan to do with Naruto! Bitch! Now go play with some yarn or go fuck some one else! Naruto's mine!" Yugito yelled as she chased Naruto.
"Yours? Hell no! I'll get fucked by Naruto, before you even get to suck his dick!" Cat yelled behind her.
This would sure turn out to be an interesting day for Naruto.
-With Inuyasha-
"Ugh. I lost her. Thank you!" Inuyasha screamed at the sky.
"Still acting moronic I see?" A woman behind him asked.
"Please I'm just happy I lost someone. You were much more happy when you stabbed me in the back remember?" Inuyasha said to the woman as he remembered her voice.
"All too well. Well, as much as I love to talk with a demon I need to get my son. Come Naruko." The woman said to the younger woman following her.
"Oh hell no! This is why we came back? To try and convince Naruto to going with a monster such as yourself?" Inuyasha hollered at the woman.
"We'll see who's the monster in time demon. All in good time." The woman said.
Inuyasha then ran past her to the village.
"I'M NEVER LETTING YOU TOUCH MY BROTHER! YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE WHEN YOU LEFT HERE KUSHINA!" Inuyasha screamed at the woman.
"We'll see about that Inuyasha...We'll see." Kushina said with a dark smile.
-chapter end-
Oh noes! KUSHINA IS BACK! AND SHE'S EVIL! OH NO! How will this affect Naruto? Inuyasha? The village hidden in the leaves?
Stay tuned to find out!
Good night!