(A/N: I'm sorry for keeping you waiting for this chapter! I was busy doing end-of-school work and stuffs and summer has officially started! [WOOT WOOT! :D] I have also decided that the lemon should be in a few chapters after Sage and Sans have gotten closer. Enjoy, :3)

Sans and Sage walked into the living room and sat down on the green couch, which was surprisingly big enough for all of them with another extra seat, in front of a large flat screen TV. Papyrus put in a movie called The Ghost and the Robot and sat down beside Sans, handing them a bucket of popcorn. Surprisingly, this was one of the rare moments where Papyrus actually cooked something without putting in spaghetti or spaghetti sauce.

"THIS ONE IS A CLASSIC! METTATON MADE THIS ONE BEFORE HE WAS IN HIS NEW BODY!" Papyrus said with a huge grin, he must be a huge fan of Mettaton.

"What do you mean by new body?" Sage asked. She still had a lot to learn about the underground.

"WELL, METTATON WAS ORIGINALLY A SIMPLE SQUARE ROBOT LIKE ON THE COVER," Papyrus explained, pointing at Mettaton's old body next to a ghost. "BUT NOW, HE'S A MORE GREATER VERSION, THAT ALPHYS DESIGNED, WHICH HAS HUMAN FEATURES!"

"Oh, that weeaboo girl who Sans told me about who is also a complete nerd?" Sage asked, brushing some hair out of her eyes.

"YES. BUT WHAT'S A BEEASHOO?" Papyrus asked, his eyes sparkling with curiosity like always.

"A weeaboo is a really shy person who likes anime a lot," Sage said, thinking about how stupid she sounds when she explains things. (DAMN MY WRITING)

"WOW, THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE ALPHYS!" Papyrus marveled.

"guys, the movie's on. don't wanna miss this part, tibia honest," Sans said, winking at his own bad pun.

"SANS THAT PUN WAS TERRIBLE!" Papyrus said, expression suddenly changing from content to angry in a split second.

"fine, i'll stop but only if you promise not to tell any fibulas for a week," Sans said, winking again. (CAN SKELETONS EVEN CLOSE THEIR EYE SOCKETS? IM SO CONFUSE! AAAAAAAAAAAA!)

"SANS OH MY GOD!"

Sage, Sans, and Papyrus watched a movie. Apparently a robot fell in love with a ghost whose parents disapproved of their relationship and they secretly dating before going against their parents misunderstanding them and finally got their happy ending. Sage didn't care about the movie though, she just liked being around her two favorite skeletons. (especially sans)

"WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE MOVIE, HUMAN?" Papyrus asked.

"My name is Sage, not human."

"WELL… HUMAN HAS A BETTER RING TO IT!" Papyrus said, smiling with pride as Sage rolled her eyes.

"It was good," Sage said, shrugging.

"i didn't have the guts to watch when mettaton got punished by his parents," Sans said lazily.

"SAAAANSSSS!" Papyrus said. "WHO WANTS SPAGHETTI AFTER WATCHING SUCH A GREAT MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T NEARLY AS GREAT AS ME?"

"Sure, Paps," Sage answered with a soft smile as she walked to the kitchen, Sans following.

Papyrus pulled out some leftover spaghetti and heated it up and served some to Sans and Sage and lit a candle in the middle of a table.

"Papyrus, what is this setup supposed to mean?" Sage said, blushing.

"I THOUGHT YOU TWO COULD HAVE A SECOND DATE," Papyrus said.

"Dates don't work like that," Sage said, her blush now matching Sans's.

"WELL, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Papyrus said as he jumped out of the window.

"goddammit, papyrus!" Sans said as he twirled a fork in his spaghetti. "so, what're you planning to do while we're in the underground or whatever,"

"What'dya mean?" Sage asked, clueless.

"like, fight asgore, get a house, escape, whatever…" Sans asked.

"Well, I might just stay here I guess," Sage said shyly.

"oh, good," Sans said, relieved to some degree.

"Why is Undyne's eye gone?" Sage asked, this question had been on her mind since she met Undyne but she was too shy to ask her.

"she um, got it cut off in the war between humans and monsters," Sans said. He was very cautious when mentioning the war to humans.

"She was alive?" Sage asked.

"well, duh… but she was a fishling and i was just a babybones," Sans said, some sorrow showing in his eyes as he had a flashback of the war.

Flashback because why the hell not? -

"papyrus!" Sans yelled, looking for his baby brother. "where are you!"

Sans was looking for his brother for two hours straight now only to find him in the front yard playing with some dirt.

"there you are!" Sans said, picking him up. "it's dangerous to play out here! humans will kill you if they find you!"

Sans brought Papyrus into their house as he looked for his dad. (who will not be named for added mystery but maybe… maybe… could be W.D Gaster? I dunno who to make it so just say he's un-named :L) His dad was in the kitchen reading a book about psychology of humans.

"dad! the humans are outside, why are they in this part of town during the war!?" Sans began. "papyrus was out there!"

"What?" His dad said, closing his book as he ran outside.

"dad, where are you going?" Sans yelled.

"Don't worry about that, just stay inside!"

Sans waited inside, the sound of guns and arguing surrounding the house as he cradled a crying Papyrus gently in his arms. He waited for what seemed like hours before going to sleep, still holding his baby brother.

The next day, he woke up and went outside. He walked down his stairs and found his dad's body along with a knife through his skull.

"d-dad?" Sans said, choking on a sob as he started to cry.

Flashback end because idgaf -

"Why do you look so sad?" Sage asked, starting to feel sad too.

"my dad died in the war…" Sans said reluctantly before forgetting about the subject. "but eh, there's nothing a few terrible puns can't fix!"

"Y-Yea…" Sage said as Sans got up and went to his room, her following.

"i got you a present or whatever" Sans said, nervously handing her a black dress and some shoes.

"Thank you," Sage said, grinning as she pecked him on his cheekbone.

"no, thank shoe" Sans said as he hugged the smaller frame.

"That one was terrible," Sage said, giggling quietly.

"i know."