CHAPTER 10: Magic Island Part 1

/Aboard the Mother Goose/

Mary Sue: "unacceptable! Unthinkable. Like.. I cannot even, guys; I cannot even even"

Lieutenant Hahner: "Mary Sue... is that you? Unglaublich! It IS you" –approaches her-

Mary: "uh..? what?" –looking confused- "and you are...?"

Hahner: "I'm Hahner! We fought together back on Lindia. Don't you remember me? It's funny you don't; cuz I didn't remember you when you greeted me there either. I still don't remember you from before that yet, but you also said I would say something like this one day. Wait a minute.. I'm saying it; ain't that verrückt?" –clearly having a mindfuck-

Mary: "oh boy! Let's just try not to think about it very hard, alright?" –grabs him by the shoulders making him walk with her along the ship's corridors- "Oh my gosh! Are those wolves?"

Hahner: "Ja, we have some wolves working in the ship. Why you ask?"

Mary: "Nothing; it's just nice seeing them again, even if last time I just slaughtered them, hehe" –giggles innocently but her conversation is interrupted by a megaphone with a loud voice-

Loud Voice: "We are approaching Magic Island; everyone get to their deployment positions!"

Mary: "Welp, let's go Hahner" –smiles at him-

Hahner: "I'm staying here; I'm actually this ship's captain"

Mary: "Oh! Good luck captain" –salutes before waving and walking off to her ordered location-

Hahner: "Viel Glück to you too Mary Sue!"

Mary: -thinking to herself- "Ugh! I'm assigned to be dropped with that pretentious, condescending and creepy pajarraco knight; But also Skyla Baeb!" –her mood improves in the course of her own mental sentence- "I haven't seen her since I first arrived on this planet"

Skyla Baeb: "Hey! Over here!" –waves happily next to a heavy duty dropship-

Mary: -runs up to her- "Hey Skyla! What are you up to?"

Skyla: "Look at you girl; haven't you grown? Well; no, but I might have; how could u tell? Anyway, come aboard this ship; there's a MacHumvee inside, we need to be in it from now until we land and probably even longer. Come on" –smiles invitevily at her-

Mary: -gets on one of the back seats of the MacHumvee vehicle while Skyla gets on the turret-

Rafaél Chickenwings: -gets his wing out the passenger's window hitting the door twice- "WE'RE READY FOR TAKE OFF" –hears as the dropship's engines start- "I heard this Leo human is a hell of a driver, WOO! Let's do this!"

Mary: "ugh" –annoyed by every word and action of Ser Chickenwings- "Leo? I don't think they've introduced us yet"

Tommy Gun: "Oh, Hi Mark!"

Mary: "Mark? Who's Mark? My name is Mary Sue"

Leo: "Nice to meet you Mary. It was just my stupid SMG talking"

/Meanwhile, somewhere else in the Mother Goose's hangar/

Commander Dickhead: "Alright corporal Rankovic; I'm gonna need you to take this fighter and lead this flying squad/wing to secure the Princess's evacuation by taking down or disabling as many enemy ships as possible, roger?"

Lazar Rankovic: "Yes sir! I take fighters to island and engage with enemy ships in combat. I'm also prepared to take out ground targets if it's needed from me, sir" –salutes and rests-