Chapter 10: Beach paradise
Niomi quickly changed into her bikini and wrapped her towel around her neck before walking into the living room. Pein stood at the side with his surfboard in hand. "Well are we going or not people?" Niomi smiled as Pein sighed. "We are, but I want everyone to remember to act accordingly, not like wild animals," Pein reminded. Everyone nodded as they approached the van outside and got in. They got there in no time and each pilled out of the van and on to the beach. "Whoa look at those waves!" Kisame yelled as he ran close to the water.
The waves were huge each of them made large crashes in the water, one after the other. "Awesome!" Kisame grinned as he started to pedal out to sea. Niomi slowly laid her towel next to Konan's as Konan helped put up the huge Akatsuki umbrella. "Um Konan…" Niomi began as the blue haired girl looked at her, "If the umbrella is suppose to protect from the suns raise why is it black?" Niomi asked. Konan looked at the black umbrella with red Akatsuki clouds and shrugged, "It's the Akatsuki's signature colour,"
Niomi shrugged not wanting to worry about it any longer, she sat down on her towel and began to choose which side of her body she would tan first. Konan, wasn't into tanning instead she was going to sit under her umbrella and read her magazine, while occasionally looking at Pein surf. Pein was watching Kisame as he glided along the huge waves. He smiled as he grabbed his board and went into the water, Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, Zetsu, Sasori and Savannah were playing a game of Volley ball with a volleyball net they found on the beach.
Tobi was building a sand castle and looking for shells and Kakuzu was using his metal detector to search for money and other treasures on the beach. There was no one on the beach, only a group of guys who looked like surfers, they had a surfboard in their hands and was cheering on Pein and Kisame as they surfed on the high waves. Niomi decided to start with her back, she slowly laid down before sighing, "Konan can you undo my bikini string," Konan didn't look away from her magazine as she reached over and loosed the string causing them to fall to Niomi's side.
Hidan was looking over at the two girls when he saw Niomi's strings fall to her sides, causing his eyes to go wide. "Holy Jama Jashin…"
"Hidan-san look out," Tobi warned. Hidan only turned in time to see the volleyball, heading straight for his face before it hit him in the face. "Hidan-san are you alright?" Tobi asked the silver haired man. Hidan only twitched as Deidara and the others snickered, "That's what you get for looking at my sister," Savannah growled. "B*tch," Hidan growled as he slowly rubbed his head, blood dripped from his noise and down his face. "Lets take a break," Itachi suggested. Everyone agreed as they walked away from the court leaving Hidan lying in the sand. "I'm going surfing," Savannah grinned as she picked up her surfboard, she then turned to the others, "You guys coming?"
Itachi smiled, "Sure I guess," Deidara smiled, "I think I'll just swim hmm," Sasori looked at the water, Pein just wiped out as the huge wave gobbled him up, "With those waves?" Sasori asked skeptically. Deidara looked at the waves before deciding to grab a board and heading for the water with Itachi. "You coming Sasori?" Savannah asked the red head, Sasori took a swig from his bottle and sat next to Konan, "I think I'll just watch," he sighed as she grinned, "Okay then,"
"Surfing USA!" Kisame yelled as he glided along the water on his Samehada. Pein bobbed in the water in annoyance, he didn't understand how Kisame was better than him he was a god! "Hey Pein, how's the water?" Deidara grinned as he, Itachi and Savannah sat on their boards next to him. "Violent," he grumbled. "Why would you say that?" Itachi asked. Pein was about to answer when he felt a certain pull of water by his stomach, he slowly gulped, "That's why…" The three looked to see a huge wave forming behind them, it looked like a monster and blocked the sun's raise.
"Surf's up," Savannah grinned as she paddled away. Itachi looked around to see that Pein was already back on the shore, which means only he and Deidara was still there under the wave. "Oh my…" Deidara mumbled. "It didn't look that big when we were on shore," Itachi gulped. The gigantic wave gave out a strange roar before crashing down on the two members. "Ooo that was a gnarly pounder they just took," one of the surfers chuckled.
Pein shook his wet orange hair before running his hand through it and walking over to Konan and the others. Konan was watching him as he slowly shook his hair and walked over to her, she hated to admit it, but Pein was so hot it was unbearable. "Yo Konan, what's up?" Pein grinned as he looked at the blushing konochi. "N-Nothing, um so did you have a good time surfing?" Konan asked. Pein looked back at the gigantic waves that were still forming every five minutes, Savannah and Kisame both sailed into a tube and Itachi and Deidara were still no where to be seen.
Shrugging he smiled, "Yeah it was adventurous," Konan nodded and moved over so Pein could sit next to her. Sasori was now reading a book that said eternal art is everything and Niomi was now tanning the front side of her body. "So after this are we going to get something to eat?" Konan asked Pein as he dried off his hair. He slowly nodded, "Yup I saw a restaurant up that way," he assured pointing the way they came.
"Ahh I think I'm nice and cooked," Niomi sighed as she slowly sat up, but not before holding her bikini top. "Can someone tie this?" she asked holding up her blonde hair. "Oh I'll do it," Pein grinned. Before he could even touch the strings Konan punched him to the ground. She then leaned over and tied Niomi's bikini, "Alright there done," she said smacking the blonde on the back.
"Ow," Niomi wined as she stood up, "No need to be so violent," she grumbled as she walked away. "Like those waves," Pein grumbled. Konan scoffed before she continued reading her magazine. Niomi smiled as she examined her tan arm, she looked super hot with her smooth tan skin and black and red bikini with white polka dots. She decided she'd walk around for a bit as she headed over by the volleyball court where Hidan still lied. She leaned over him as she looked at his bloodied noise, "Hidan why are you still here?" she asked. Hidan's eyes slowly open to see the sun shinning on her tanned body before he smirked, "Are you a goddess?" Hidan asked as Niomi crouched down and slapped him, "Get up before you get a sunburn, that's not hot you know,"
Hidan slowly got up and dusted his self off even though sand still stuck to his back and hair, "So you think I look hot now," he smiled as Niomi rolled her eyes and walked away. "Hey where are you going?" Hidan asked. "To look for Kakuzu," Niomi answered as Hidan sighed. He then headed for the water to rinse off the sand. Niomi walked around the beach, intentionally passing the surfers that stood on the beach, each one of them was checking her out every time she passed, which Niomi loved.
She then found Kakuzu and Zetsu over by a few rocks, "Hey guys whatchu up to?" she asked as she walked over to them. Kakuzu looked up and was a bit shocked to see Niomi like that, but quickly recovered, "I'm looking for money," he smiled as dollar signs came into his green eyes.
Niomi cocked an eyebrow as she looked at the bag in his hand, "What did you find so far?" she asked curiosity getting the best of her. Kakuzu placed his metal detector on the ground as he opened his bag, "Hmm 3 watches, two pairs of gold earrings, 2 rings, 120 quarters, 30 dimes, 14 pennies, a bottle cap, a can opener and a metal leg." Kakuzu concluded. Niomi blinked, "A metal leg?" Kakuzu only shrugged, "Anyway we've got to keep looking, come on Zetsu," Niomi watched as the tall tanned man and Zetsu walked away down the beach.
With a sigh she turned to walk back, which meant she'd have to walk pass those surfers again, she smiled before skipping off towards them. There wasn't much this time, since most of them were in the water surfing. Niomi smiled as the two that still stood on the shore gazed at her, one of them ran over to her. He had short crimson red hair, blue eyes, tan skin and a tattoo of a cross on the left of his stomach, beside a nice six pack.
"Uh hey…" he called as he tapped her, with a smile she slowly turned to meet his blue eyes. "Yes?" she asked already knowing what he wanted. "Uh the name's Jude, uh what's yours?" he asked flashing her a killer smile. Niomi's heart pounded as she cleared her throat, "U-Um my name Niomi," she grinned. "Chya that's a radical name dudet," he smiled as she thanked him. He looked back at the waves as his friends signaled to him causing him to smile, "So Blondie you a surfer bunny?" Niomi blinked in confusion, what the hell did that mean?
"Um…what does surfer bunny mean?" she asked hopping she didn't sound dumb, "Aw dudet it mean you ride the wave or ya dude is riding the waves you know?" he explained, well kinda explained. Niomi slowly nodded, "Um…no i'm not a surfer bunny," she mumbled. The guys face fell, "aw dudet you don't know what your missin…I mean look at those mondo waves," he exclaimed. Niomi smiled, "Um I see…well maybe you could teach me sometime," she wondered with a flirtatious smile.
"Aw no sorry Blondie, I'm not much of a teacher, but I can surf with you when ya learn," he assured with a bright smile. Niomi, sighed he was cute yes, but also dumb, "Really?" she asked dully. "Chya…" he grinned thinking that she was hyped up about his offer. "I see well Jude here's my number," she smiled drawing her number into the sand with a near by stick, "Call me when you want to have some fun," she winked before walking off.
"Aw righteous babe I'll call you…" he waved as she walked back over to Konan and the others. Savannah did several tricks and shredded through the waves, not once missing a beat. Kisame wasn't bad either, he was racing her to see who was the fastest of course, they weren't playing fair, but that didn't stop them from slicing through the gigantic waves.
"It's starting to get hot," Konan, sighed as she closed her magazine. "It seems fine to me," Sasori said in a monotone. Konan got up from the towel and stretched, "Well I'm going for a swim," she sighed. Suddenly Itachi and Deidara were thrown onto the shore by one of the waves. Sasori looked up to see them, "Look what the wave chucked up," Everyone turned to see the two members laying on the sand as small white foam from the waves washed around them.
Niomi who was walking back saw Itachi and gasped, "Itachi!" she yelled. She quickly sprinted over to him, not caring; she stomped on Deidara, which made him cough up the water that filled his lungs. Niomi crouched down next to Itachi and checked to see if he was breathing or his heart was pumping. "Oh no Itachi!" she yelled before she started to perform Mouth to Mouth. Pein, Konan and Hidan walked over to where she was as Deidara limped away, towards the umbrella.
Sasori looked over at him as he sat down, "So how was surfing?" Sasori asked. "Never…again…" Deidara coughed before he laid down on Konan's towel. Sasori shook his head before he continued to read his book. "Breath damn you Uchiha…" Niomi yelled as she pounded on Itachi's chest, "Breath!" She pounded once more causing water to spurt out of his mouth as he coughed, "he lives!" Niomi smiled as she engulfed the Uchiha into a bear hug. "Get…off…me," Itachi muffled as Hidan pulled her off of him.
"Everything okay Itachi?" Pein asked as the raven haired Uchiha nodded. "I saved you Itachi did you know that…I was the one who saved you," Niomi beamed. Itachi suddenly paled, "W-What you saved me? How?" he asked. Her eyes suddenly got glittery and big, "Mouth…to…mouth," she grinned.
Itachi blinked before screaming and fainting. Everyone just sighed as Pein asked Kisame to help Itachi over by the umbrella. "Can we go and swim now?" Konan asked. "Itachi didn't like me helping him," Niomi sighed. Pein rolled his eyes, "Yeah lets go," Pein, Konan, Niomi and Hidan walked into the water and swam until the water reached their shoulders.
"Hey lets play chicken!" Pein smiled. Konan smiled, "Um okay you and me vs. Nomi and Hidan," Niomi looked at the two, "I don't know about that…" she was interrupted by Hidan who held her on his shoulders, "Lets do this!" he smirked. Konan smiled as Pein lifted her on his shoulders, "Alright!"
Kisame smiled as Itachi slowly opened his eyes, "Hey Itachi-san you okay?" he asked. Itachi slowly sat up, "I-I had this horrible dream that I almost drowned by these waves that looked like shark teeth and then I was saved by a beautiful golden blonde mermaid, who then turned out to be Niomi, and saved me by giving me mouth to mouth," Itachi shuddered.
Kisame grinned showing his sharp teeth, "Heh Itachi-san that actually happened," Itachi's eyes widened, "You mean I k-kissed N-Niomi!" Kisame nodded as Itachi groaned, "Why is it always me that has to make the tuff decisions," he mumbled. Kisame looked at him, "What do you mean?" he asked. "I had to choose whether I wanted to kill my clan or let the village collapse. I had to choose whether I join the Akatsuki or be sentenced to prison and I had to choose whether I wanted to drown or be saved by Niomi," he groaned. Kisame only laughed. The sun started to dip behind the clouds, bringing in the cool afternoon air. "Alright lets pack it up, time to go," Pein said walking out onto the shore. Konan followed along with Hidan who carried Niomi in his arms.
"Look what I found Kakuzu… a Niomi!" Hidan grinned as Niomi electrocuted him, but also ended up shocking herself. Kakuzu sighed before he walked towards the van. "Tobi hmm, it time to…go?" Deidara looked up to see the huge sand castle Tobi built.
"Sempai do you like Tobi's sand castle?" Tobi asked opening the sand door that lead inside, "Tobi really improved his skills huh?" Deidara's eye twitched before he pulled Tobi away from the castle toward the van.
He wasn't going to admit Tobi's castle was actually better than his art, "S-Sempai what about Tobi's castle?" Tobi asked. "I'll tell you what…" Deidara then threw a piece of explosion clay into the sand castle. "No Sempai not that…" Tobi sobbed. Just then the surfers walked by the castle, "Aw check it out dudes a huge sand castle…" one of them laughed just before Deidara blew it up. "Awesome…" they mumbled before falling down.
"DEIDARA WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BLOWING UP HAWAIIAN PROPERTY AND PEOPLE!" Pein yelled from the drivers seat. Deidara smiled sheepishly before hopping in the van with Tobi. "Where are we headed now?" Savannah asked. "To get something to eat," Pein sighed as he drove down the road.